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hd Joker Jokes Latest 2026
cups avoid the city | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why do coffee cups avoid the city? They're afraid to get mugged.
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a black man joke | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
There is a black man, a white man, and a Mexican man on a plane that is too heavy to fly and they are about to crash. They each have to throw something off the plane to save them from crashing. The black man throws out his Jordan shoes and says, "We have too many in our country.” The Mexican tosses out his lawn mower and says, "We have too many in our country.” The white man puts his item down, grabs the Mexican, throws him out the window and says, "We have too many in our country.
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black man funny jokes | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
There was a redneckwho hit every black man he saw with his truck. One day he saw a priest walking down the road and thought, "For all the bad things I done, let me give this priest a ride." So he picked the priest up and they drove along. The redneck saw a black guy down the road and decided he would pretend to fall asleep and so the priest would think it was an accident. The redneck closed his eyes and heard a loud bang. "What happened?" he asked. "You missed him," the priest said, "but I got him with the door.
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hanging onto a rope | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.
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A guy and his wife | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A guy and his wife are sitting and watching a boxing match on television. The husband sighs and complains, “This is disappointing. It only lasted for 30 seconds!” “Good,” replied his wife. “Now you know how I always feel.”
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Becoming a vegetarian | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Becoming a vegetarian is one big missed steak.
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blonde woman driving | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A police officer sees a blonde woman driving and knitting at the same time. Exasperated, he drives up next to her and screams out the window, "Pull over!" The blonde responds, "No Silly, it's a scarf.
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Baby Corn | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?" "Where's Pop Corn
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black men get killed | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why did so many black men get killed in Vietnam? When the generals would yell, "Get down!" they would all start dancing.
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broken rubber | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A kid walks up to his mom and asks, "Mom, can I go bungee jumping?" The mom says "No, you were born from broken rubber and I don't want you to go out the same way!"
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an extra pair | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?" "In case they get a hole in one
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corduroy pillows | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Did you know corduroy pillows are in style? They're making headlines
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honey look really different | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Husband: Wow, honey, you look really different today. Did you do something to your hair? - Wife: Michael, I’m over here! 😋😋
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Bartender | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Bartender: “What’s the matter buddy?” Man: “I caught my wife in bed with my best friend.” Bartender: “What did you do?” Man: “I told her to get the hell out!” Bartender: “What about your friend?” Man: “I looked him straight in the eyes and said ‘bad dog!’”
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walked through the forest | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Banta walked through the forest when he heard someone crying for help. He found a dwarf, stuck in a trap. He freed the dwarf, and the dwarf granted him two wishes. "My first wish," Banta said, "is a bottle of whiskey that will never fall empty." And flash, there was the bottle. Banta opened it, and drank it empty. The next moment, the bottle was full again. Banta was very happy. "What is your second wish," the dwarf asked? Banta replied, "I want another bottle..."😜 😝 😛
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Three blondes walk | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Three blondes walk into a building. You'd think one of them would've seen it.....
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blonde runs | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
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zero say to the eight | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What did the zero say to the eight?" "That belt looks good on you
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best smelling insect | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What's the best smelling insect?" "A deodor-ant
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going on ahead | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What did one hat say to the other?" "Stay here! I'm going on ahead
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kinky and perverted | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.
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Jack and Jill | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy. Jack got a shock, with a mouth full of cock, to find out Jill's real name was Randy.
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using the bathroom | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent
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buttoning my shirt | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button fell off… After that, I picked up my briefcase, and the handle fell off. Then I went to open the door, and the doorknob fell off. I went to get into my car, and the door handle came off in my hand. Now I’m afraid to pee
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you trust stairs | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why shouldn't you trust stairs? They're always up to something.
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Why are taking two tickets | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Bus conductor: Why are taking two tickets? Passenger: Because if i lose one that second ticket will save me. Conductor: what if you lose both? Passenger: Listen, I am not a fool. I already have my Pass with me.!!!
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I knew a blonde | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I knew a blonde that was so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
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the bike stand up | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why couldn't the bike stand up? It was two-tired.
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incredible Sulk | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What is green and sits crying in the corner? The incredible Sulk.
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don't pirates know | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why don't pirates know the alphabet? Because they keep getting lost at C.
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blonde dyes | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brunette? Artificial intelligence.
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the newscaster | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says, "Six Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident." The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing, "That's horrible!" Confused, he replies, "Yes Dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk involved." After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says, "How many is a Brazilian?"
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Why should you stay | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why should you stay away from artists? They're sketchy.
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afraid of speed | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I'm afraid of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it.
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Babe What You Doing | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Boyfriend: Babe What You Doing? Girlfriend: Nothing. Really Tired. Just Going To Sleep Now Honey. And You Sweetheart? Boyfriend: In The Club Standing Behind You
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baker couldn't make | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
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tried to take a photo | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I tried to take a photo of a wheat field. It turned out grainy.
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the newscaster | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says, "Six Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident." The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing, "That's horrible!" Confused, he replies, "Yes Dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk involved." After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says, "How many is a Brazilian?"
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This young fellow | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
This young fellow is about to be married, and is asking his grandfather about sex. He asks how often you should have it. His grandfather tells him, "When you first get married, you want it all the time, and maybe you'll do it several times a day. Later on, sex tapers off, and you have it once a week or so. Then as you get older, you have sex maybe once a month. When you get really old, you are lucky to have it once a year, like maybe on your anniversary." The young fellow then asks his grandfather, "Well how about you and grandma now?" His grandfather replies, "Oh, we just have oral sex now." "What's oral sex?" The young fellow asks. "Well, she goes to bed in her bedroom, and I go to bed in my bedroom. She yells, 'Screw you,' and I holler back, 'Screw you too!'"
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Two bored casino dealers | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrives and bets $20,000 on a single roll of dice. She says, "I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless." With that, she strips to the waist, rolls the dice, and yells, "Come on, Southern girl needs new clothes!" As the dice bounce and come to a stop, she jumps up and down and squeals, "Yes! Yes! I won! I won!" She hugs each of the dealers, picks up her winnings, and her clothes, and quickly departs. The dealers stare at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asks, "What did she roll?" The other answers, "I don’t know, I thought you were watching."
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Santa returns | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Santa returns from his first day at school and immediately questions his father, 'Dad, today we had a spelling class. All the other kids could only say half the alphabet, but I knew the whole thing. Is that because I am a Sardar?' 'No son, that's because you are intelligent.' Santa seemed content with the answer, asks his father another question, 'Dad, today we had Maths class. All the other kids could only count from 1-10, I could count from 1 to 20. Is this because I am a Sardar ?' 'No son, that's because you are intelligent,' replies his father. Happy with the answer, Santa poses another question to his father, 'Dad, today we had medical examination, all the other boys were shorter than me, I was at least twice their height. Is that because I am a Sardar ?' The father replies, 'No son, that's because you are 33 years old.'
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a Chinese girl joke | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629.
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crime at an Apple Store | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
If you see a crime at an Apple Store, does that make you an iWitness
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goes to a church | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession: Man: "Father, I am 75 years old. I have been married for 50 years. All these years I had been faithful to my wife, but yesterday I was intimate with an 18 year old." Father: "When was the last time you made a confession?" Man: "I never have, I am Jewish." Father: "Then why are telling me all this?" Man: "I’m telling everybody!"
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Why should you wear | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why should you wear glasses when doing math? They improve division.
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get a squirrel | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut
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saggy | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts.
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A man and a woman | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!" The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"
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during sex | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. Who the hell runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?
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first day at school | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Mother: "Did you enjoy your first day at school?" Girl: "First day? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow?
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