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hd Joker Jokes Latest 2025
chocolate record | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Have you heard about the chocolate record player? It sounds pretty sweet
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blonde to laugh | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Q: How can you get a blonde to laugh on Saturday? A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
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letter from this lawyer | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I got another letter from this lawyer today. It said “Final Notice”. Good that he will not bother me anymore. 😜😜😜😜
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Eiffel Tower | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?" "They're both Paris sites
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nothing special | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex." "Social Security sex?" "Yeah, you know, I get a little each month, but not enough to live on.”
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a brunette | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away. The redhead swam trying to make it to the other shore she swam 15 miles, drowned, and died. The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died. The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.
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A gynecologist notices | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A gynecologist notices that a new patient is nervous. While putting on the latex gloves, he asks her if she knows how they make latex gloves. The patient says no. The doctor says, "There is a plant in Mexico full of latex that people of various hand sizes dip their hands into and let them dry. She does not crack a smile, but later she laughs. The doctor says, "What's so funny?" She says, "I'm imagining how they make condoms."
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bloody perfect | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can’t have a headache and sex at the same time
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I knew a blonde | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I knew a blonde that was so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
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organ donor | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
It takes guts to be an organ donor
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A blonde is overweight | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A blonde is overweight so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day and repeat for two weeks and you'll lose at least five pounds." When the blonde returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds. The doctor exclaims, "That's amazing! Did you follow my diet?" The blonde nods. "I thought I was going to drop dead every third day from all the skipping!"
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crazy wife says | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A crazy wife says to her husband that moose are falling from the sky. The husband says, it’s reindeer.
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My whole body | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Brunette: "Where were you born?" Blonde: "The United States." Brunette: "Which part?" Blonde: "My whole body."
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Florida or the Sun | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
So I asked a blonde, "Which is closer, Florida or the Sun?" She said, "The Sun, because I can look up and see it.
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Wife wanted | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted." Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
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put my shoes | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Dad, can you put my shoes on?" "No, I don't think they'll fit me
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William Sexfear | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
According To William Sexfear Every Wife Is A Mistress For Her Husband. Miss For One Hour And . . . . Stress For The Remaining 23 Hours.
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best smelling insect | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What's the best smelling insect?" "A deodor-ant
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had a dream | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I once had a dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda. It was more of a fanta sea
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I want to be cremated | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I want to be cremated as it is my last hope for a smoking hot body.
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crazy dream last night | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I had a crazy dream last night! I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Turns out it was just a Fanta sea.
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Santa will send | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish." Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."
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Google male or female | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
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What do politicians and diapers | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Q: What do politicians and diapers have in common? - A: Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.
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find a tiny Coke | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Where can you go to find a tiny Coke? Mini-soda.
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blond and a brunette | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
There's a blond and a brunette in a car. The brunette is driving while the blonde is in the passenger seat. They're going down a steep hill when the brunette realizes that the brakes don't work. The brunette tells the blonde that the brakes don't work and they will drive off the side of the cliff because they failed to stop. The blonde then replies, "Don't worry! There's a stop sign ahead."
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Akbar joke | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Teacher: Who was Akbar ? Boy: Akbar was Gay. Teacher:- What, Are you mad ? Why did you say that? Boy:- We have heard Laila – Majnu, Heer -Ranjha, Soni- Mahival, Romeo-Juliet But Only Akbar – Birbal !😁
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scratch-and-sniff | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-and-sniff at the bottom of a pool.
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brown and sticky | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What's brown and sticky? A stick
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camouflage pants | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I wanted to buy camouflage pants, but I couldn't find any.
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sleep during nap | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest
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thief hire | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Why did the thief hire a maid to plan his vacation? He wanted a clean getaway.
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like a snowstorm | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A man is like a snowstorm. You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it will last.
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naked black woman | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Q: What's the difference between a naked white woman and a naked black woman? A: One is on the cover of Playboy and the other is on the cover of National Geographic.
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kill a blonde | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-and-sniff at the bottom of a pool.
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go to the bathroom | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: Little Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom? Little Johnny: But I asked first!
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husband came home an hour late | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Q: What did the cannibal’s wife do when her husband came home an hour late for dinner? A: She gave him the cold shoulder. 😋😋
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Before Marriage | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Before Marriage - - - Boyfriend: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. Girlfriend: Do you want me to leave? Boyfriend: NO! Don't even think about it. Girlfriend: Do you love me? Boyfriend: Of course! Over and over! Girlfriend: Have you ever cheated on me? Boyfriend: NO! Why are you even asking? Girlfriend: Will you kiss me? Boyfriend: Every chance I get! Girlfriend: Will you hit me? Boyfriend: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person! Girlfriend: Can I trust you? Boyfriend: Yes. Girlfriend: Darling! After marriage - simply read from bottom to top.
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A dictator! | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What do you get when you cross a dick with a potato? A dictator!
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fish wearing | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?" "Sofishticated
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Wife funny | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Wife: Can u help me in the gardening ? . Husband: What do u think I am...a gardener ? . Wife: Can u fix the door handle ? . Husband: What do you think I am... a Carpenter ? . . In the evening, when husband came from work, he saw everything has been fixed. . Husband: Who did all this ? . Wife: Our neighbour. But he gave me 2 options.....Either I should give him a burger or a kiss. . Husband: I am sure u must have given him a burger. . Wife: What do u think I am.......McDonalds ? 😅
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A wife comes | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband's two. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. He says, "Hi darling, your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say hello?"
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devout | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Maria, a devout Catholic, got married and had 15 children. After her first husband died, she remarried and had 15 more children. A few weeks after her second husband died, Maria also passed away. At Maria's funeral, the priest looked skyward and said, "At last, they're finally together." Her sister sitting in the front row said, "Excuse me, Father, but do you mean she and her first husband, or she and her second husband?" The priest replied, "I mean her legs."
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meet you at the corner | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What did one wall say to the other?" "I'll meet you at the corner.
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go into heaven | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Four nuns are in line to go into heaven. God asks the first nun if she has ever sinned. She says, "Well, I've seen a penis." So God puts holy water on her eyes and lets her enter. He asks the second nun the same thing and she says, "I've held a penis," so he puts holy water on her hands and lets her enter. Then the fourth nun skips the third nun in line and God asks why she did that. The 4th nun replies, "Well, I need to gargle it before she sits in it."
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white people running down | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Q: What do you call white people running down a hill? A: An avalanche. Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill? A: A mudslide. Q: What do you call black people running down a hill? A: A jail break.
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expensive car | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
My friend drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how his Mercedes bends
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a black man joke | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
There is a black man, a white man, and a Mexican man on a plane that is too heavy to fly and they are about to crash. They each have to throw something off the plane to save them from crashing. The black man throws out his Jordan shoes and says, "We have too many in our country.” The Mexican tosses out his lawn mower and says, "We have too many in our country.” The white man puts his item down, grabs the Mexican, throws him out the window and says, "We have too many in our country.
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brunette are watching | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A blonde and a brunette are watching a TV show. The brunette bets the blonde $10 that the man in the episode would jump off a bridge. The man jumps off the bridge and blonde pays the the brunette $10. The brunette feels guilty because she had already seen the episode, so she confesses to the blonde. The blonde says, "I've seen it too, but I didn't think he would jump again."
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He keeps holding her hand | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A wife complains to her husband: “Just look at that couple down the road, how lovely they are. He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her, why can’t you do the same?” The husband: “Are you mad? I barely know that woman!”
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