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You think that just cuz a girl likes to dress fancy and stand on the corner next to some wh@res, that she's hookin?

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“I got to say na nay no.” Pootie Tang (Lance Crouther). Pootie Tang talks in an unintelligible jive but everyone in the movie seems to understand him. This quote implies means he is saying no.

“You can’t beat a ho with a belt…they like that $hit.” Trucky (J.B. Smoove). This movie is full of a stereotype. This is one of the funnier lines of the movie.

“Baby, I’m going to sine your pitty on the runny kine!” Pootie Tang (Lance Crouther). The phrase “Shine your pitty on the runny kine.” can be either a threat to his enemies or smooth talk to the ladies. This quote is smooth talk.

“Dirty Dee is still dirty…because he’s Dirty Dee dammit!” Trucky (J.B. Smoove). Dirty Dee is the evil villain. At one part of the movie, he tries to convince them he is reformed.

“He was rejuvenated. Do you hear that? Rejuvenated. He was rejuvenated before, lost it… and got rejuvenated again. Rejuvenated!” Trucky (J.B. Smoove). Trucky has many funny lines in the film. This is a great line that is referring to Pootie Tang and returns after finding himself.

It was incredible. Only the third time a man had been mauled by a gorilla at that steel mill, that month! “ Trucky (J.B. Smoove). This is one of the more quoted lines from the movie because it’s such a random statement.

Pootie Tang: See, my damie, Pootie Tang don’t wa-da-tah to the shama cow… ’cause thats a cama cama leepa-chaiii, dig?

Biggie Shorty: You think that just cuz a girl likes to dress fancy and stand on the corner next to some whores, that she’s hookin?

short pootie tang quotes

Pootie Tang: Baby, I’m going to sine your pitty on the runny kine!

Pootie Tang: Sepatown!

Pootie Tang: Dirty Dee, you’re a baddy daddy lamatai tebby chai!

Trucky: It was incredible. Only the third time a man had been mauled by a gorilla at that steel mill, that month!

Pootie Tang: Kapa-Chow.

Pootie Tang: I got to say na nay no.

Trucky: He was rejuvenated. You hear that? Rejuvenated. He was juvenated before, lost it… and got juvinated again. Rejuvenated!

Trucky: You can’t beat a ho with a belt… they like that shit.

Lance Crouther as Pootie Tang quotes

(Lance Crouther) "See, my damie, Pootie Tang don't wa-da-tah to the shama cow -- 'cause thats a cama cama leepa-chaiii, dig?"

(Lance Crouther) "I gots to say na nay no."

(Lance Crouther) "Cole me on the panny sty."

(Bob Costas) "-- I'm sorry. What was that?"

unique pootie tang quotes

(Lance Crouther) "Cole; Cole me on the panny sty."

(Bob Costas) "What the hell are you talking about?"

(Lance Crouther) "-- Cole me down on the panny sty?"

(Bob Costas) "Oh, cole me down on the panny sty. All right."

(Lance Crouther) "Dirty Dee, you're a baddy daddy lamatai tebby chai."

(Lance Crouther) "Kapa-Chow."