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hd Joker Jokes Latest 2026
hard and dry | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Q. What goes in hard and dry then comes out wet and soft? A. Chewing gum
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Google male or female | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
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Samoan climb | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
How did the Samoan climb the tree? He didn't. He scared the limbs out of it.
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going on ahead | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What did one hat say to the other?" "Stay here! I'm going on ahead
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having a hard | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A woman is having a hard time getting her tomatoes to ripen so she goes to her neighbor with her problem. The neighbor says, "All you have to do is go out at midnight and dance around in the garden naked for a few minutes, and the tomatoes will become so embarrassed, they will blush bright red." The woman goes out at midnight and dances around her garden naked for a few minutes. The next morning, the neighbor comes over to the woman's house and asks the woman if her tomatoes have turned red. The woman says "No, they're still green, but I noticed the cucumbers grew four inches!"
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call fake noodles | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What do you call fake noodles? Impastas.
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planning to get | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
My friend was planning to get a Labrador. Is he mad?! Hasn’t he seen how many of their owners go blind?!”
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favorite sport | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What is the favorite sport of Mexicans? Cross Country
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Maria went home | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"
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crazy wife says | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A crazy wife says to her husband that moose are falling from the sky. The husband says, it’s reindeer.
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had a dream | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I once had a dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda. It was more of a fanta sea
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beverage | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Ladies, it is amazing how you do that, with a beverage coming out of your nipple, did you know that? Guys, we can't do it. Because if we could, we'd spend the whole time squirting each other
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Harry prays to God | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Harry prays to God: Dear Lord, please make me win the lottery. The next day Harry begs the Lord again: Please make it so I win the lottery, Lord! The next day, Harry again prays: Please, please, dear Lord, make me win the lottery! Suddenly he hears a voice from above: Harry, would you kindly go and buy a lottery ticket.
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How did the blonde die | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
How did the blonde die drinking milk? The cow fell on her.
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Olympic medals | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Mexico doesn't win Olympic medals because all the best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.
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calling you | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.
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tried to take a photo | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I tried to take a photo of a wheat field. It turned out grainy.
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independent 75-year-old woman | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A difficult independent 75-year-old woman liked sitting by the park feeding the pigeons. One day she brought with her a whole loaf of fresh bread just to feed her daily company. Little by little, pinch by pinch, she fed each pigeon with joy. She sat there without being noticed by anyone in the rich suburban neighborhood. Then suddenly a man in his early 40's rained on her parade by telling her that she shouldn't throw away good food on a bunch of pigeons that can find food anywhere when there are a lot of people starving in Africa. She replied in crazed anger and without hesitation, "Well, hell, I can't throw that far!"
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Babe What You Doing | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Boyfriend: Babe What You Doing? Girlfriend: Nothing. Really Tired. Just Going To Sleep Now Honey. And You Sweetheart? Boyfriend: In The Club Standing Behind You
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heels over head | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head!
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save two of every animal | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.
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corduroy pillows | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Did you know corduroy pillows are in style? They're making headlines
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magic mirror | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A blonde, a fat brunette, and a skinny redhead find a magic mirror. If you lie to the mirror you die. The redhead says, "I look fat," and dies. The brunette says, " I look skinny," and dies. The blonde says, "I think..." and dies.
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young rooster | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A farmer buys a young rooster. As soon as he brings the bird to the farm, it rushes & fucks all 150 hens. The farmer is impressed thinking about all the eggs the hens would hatch. At lunch, the rooster again screws all 150 hens. The farmer gets a bit worried now. The next day, he finds the rooster fucking the ducks, geese, & a parrot too which is now scaring him. Later that day, he finds the rooster lying pale, half-dead with vultures circling over its head. The farmer says, "You horny bastard, you deserve this." The rooster opens one eye, points up, & whispers, "Shh! Don't shout, let them land!"
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Student homework | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Teacher- Did you do your homework? Student - Did you grade my test? Teacher - I have other students' tests to grade. Student - I have other teachers' homework to do.😎 # be LIKEA BOSS
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Welcome to Hell | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Two friends die. One goes to Heaven and the other goes to Hell. The one that goes to Heaven begs the angel to let him visit his friend in Hell, and the angel agrees. He gets to Hell and sees his friend surrounded by beautiful women and alcohol everywhere. He says to his friend, "Wow, you were a son of a bitch when we were alive! Hell looks better than Heaven." So the friend in Hell says, "Pour yourself a glass of wine." The heavenly friend pours the wine, and notices that the glass has no bottom. The good friend looks at the bad one in confusion, and the bad friend says, "The glass has no bottom, and neither do the girls. Welcome to Hell."
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Long fairy tales | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Long fairy tales have a tendency to dragon.
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IDK stand | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"
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Santa goes into a bar | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Santa goes into a bar in New York. The man on his right orders a drink, 'Johnnie Walker, single.' The man on his left says, 'Jack Daniels, single.' Santa says. 'Santa Singh, married.'
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call someone | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows
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don't pirates know | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why don't pirates know the alphabet? Because they keep getting lost at C.
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couldn't the blonde | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 + 5 on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the "10" button.
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The bell rang | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
The bell rang for school to start and John walked in late. Mr. Clark asked, "John, why are you late?" He replied, "I was on Cherry Hill." Then he sat down. Ten minutes later Nathan walked in late and Mr. Clark repeated, "Why are you late?" Nathan answered, "I was on top of Cherry Hill." Five minutes later Kevin walked in late and Mr. Clark said to him, "Kevin, where have you been?" Kevin replied, "I was on Cherry Hill." Ten minutes later a girl walked in the classroom and Mr. Clark asked, "Hi there, what's your name?" The girl replied, "Cherry Hill."
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So I asked a blonde | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
So I asked a blonde, "Which is closer, Florida or the Sun?" She said, "The Sun, because I can look up and see it.
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Geology rocks | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Geology rocks but Geography is where it’s at!
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evil hens | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What do evil hens lay? Deviled eggs.
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fish wearing | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?" "Sofishticated
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preparing wedding cards | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Santa and Jeeto were preparing wedding cards for their son at the printers. Jeeto was not very good at English so she asked the printer to help her. After the printer had presented her with a draft, she quickly pointed out that the "RSVP " was missing . The printer was surprised by Jeeto's knowledge and asked her if she knew what it meant. Jeeto started to think and after much thought he replied, 'Vait! I remember. I remember - RSVP. It means "Remember, Send Vedding Present."'
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belt go to jail | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why did the belt go to jail? It held up a pair of pants.
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kill a blonde | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-and-sniff at the bottom of a pool.
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Girlfriend birthday joke | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
My girlfriend’s 🤷♀️birthday is in two days.And she told me “Nothing would make me happier than a diamond ring”.So I bought her nothing!😁😁😁✌
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Never trust | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Never trust an atom, they make up everything!
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blond and a brunette | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
There's a blond and a brunette in a car. The brunette is driving while the blonde is in the passenger seat. They're going down a steep hill when the brunette realizes that the brakes don't work. The brunette tells the blonde that the brakes don't work and they will drive off the side of the cliff because they failed to stop. The blonde then replies, "Don't worry! There's a stop sign ahead."
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Fruit flies like a banana | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Homework joke | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Teacher: Can I see your homework Me: Haha no way loser do your own 😁😁😁😁
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have soft sex | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Q: Why do bunnies have soft sex? A: They have cotton balls.
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tried to catch | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Have you ever tried to catch a fog? I tried yesterday but I mist
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Penis and Balls | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
One night, Penis and Balls were sitting in a couch. Penis said to Balls, "We are going to a party. Balls said, "F*ck off, you always leave me knocking."
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Forrest Gump’s | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What was Forrest Gump’s email password? 1forrest1
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sophisticated dinner party | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I was at a sophisticated dinner party the other day… when I farted loudly. One of the guests was appalled and said indignantly, “How dare you fart in front of my wife!” I said, “I’m sorry, I didn’t realize it was her turn next
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