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husband's temper | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband's temper. The doctor asks, "So what seems to be the problem?" The woman says, "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every day my husband seems to lose his temper for no reason at all. It's starting to scare me." The Doctor tells her, "I think I have just the cure for that. When it seems your husband is getting angry, just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish, and swish, but don't swallow it until he leaves the room or decides to go to bed." Two weeks later, the woman returns, looking fresh and reborn. The woman says, "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband started to lose it, I swished with water. I swished and swished, and he calmed right down! How does a glass of water do that?!" The Doctor informs her, "The water itself does nothing. It's having to keep your mouth shut that does the trick."
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the egg say | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What did the egg say after he was put in a pot of boiling water? I just got laid by a chick and now I'm getting hard.
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skeleton walks | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A skeleton walks into a bar and says, 'Hey, bartender. I'll have one beer and a mop
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kind of bees | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Q: What kind of bees make milk instead of honey? A: Boo-bees
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fish wearing | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?" "Sofishticated
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redhead are running | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. They run into an old barn and hide in potato sacks. The officer chasing them walks into the barn looking for them. He kicks the first sack with the redhead inside and the redhead says, "Woof woof!" The cop thinks it's a dog, so he walks to the next one. He kicks the second bag with the brunette, and she says, "Meow meow!" The cop believes it's a cat and moves on. He kicks the third bag with the blonde, and the blonde yells, "Potato potato!"
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difference between your penis | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What's the difference between your penis and a bonus check? Someone's always willing to blow your bonus.
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wife starts to sing | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on. 😋😋😋
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still a virgin | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
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favorite foods | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Three boys were discussing their fathers' favorite foods. The first kid said his father loves to eat burgers. The second boy said his father loves KFC. The third boy said his father loves to eat light. The other two boys questioned how his father does that. The third boy replied, "Every night I hear my daddy tell mommy to turn off the light so he can eat it."
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One day a blonde | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
One day a blonde went into the library and asked the librarian, "Can I have a burger and fries?" The librarian replied, "This is the library." Then blonde whispered, "Oh. Can I have a burger and fries?"
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ski lodge | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"
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about the guy | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize
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shouldn't you argue | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why shouldn't you argue with a dinosaur? You'll get jurasskicked.
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Christmas is your right | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
If Thanksgiving is your left leg and Christmas is your right leg, can I visit between the holidays?
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Santa goes into a bar | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Santa goes into a bar in New York. The man on his right orders a drink, 'Johnnie Walker, single.' The man on his left says, 'Jack Daniels, single.' Santa says. 'Santa Singh, married.'
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incredible Sulk | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What is green and sits crying in the corner? The incredible Sulk.
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accidentally swallowed | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
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playing Bridge | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Sex is like playing Bridge – if you don’t have a good partner, you better have a good hand
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sets of lips | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why do woman have two sets of lips? One set to tell you off with, and the other to make you forget you're mad!
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husband after a day | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
It was Christmas Eve. A woman came home to her husband after a day of busy shopping. Later on that night when she was getting undressed for bed, he noticed a mark on the inside of her leg. "What is that?" he asked. She said, "I visited the tattoo parlor today. On the inside of one leg I had them tattoo 'Merry Christmas,' and on the inside of the other one they tattooed 'Happy New Year.'" Perplexed, he asked, "Why did you do that?" "Well," she replied, "now you can't complain that there's never anything to eat between Christmas and New Years!"
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A robber comes | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
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prostitute | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Two men visit a prostitute. The first man goes into the bedroom. He comes out ten minutes later and says, "Heck. My wife is better than that." The second man goes in. He comes out ten minutes later and says, "You know? Your wife IS better."
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dyes her hair brunette | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brunette? Artificial intelligence.
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I’m trying | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Doctor: “Sir, I have some bad news. I’m afraid you’re going to have to stop masturbating.” Patient: “I don’t understand, doc. Why?” Doctor: “Because I’m trying to examine you.”
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A couple is trying | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A couple is trying to have a baby. Finally, the blonde tells her husband, "Honey, I have great news! We're pregnant, and we're having twins!" The husband is overjoyed and says to his wife, "Honey that's wonderful, but how do you know so soon that we're having twins?" She nods her head and says, "Well, I bought the twin pack pregnancy test and they both came out positive!"
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An old couple | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
An old couple is ready to go to sleep. The old man lies on the bed but the old woman lies down on the floor. The old man asks, ''Why are you going to sleep on the floor?'' The old woman says, "Because I want to feel something hard for a change."
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husband came home an hour late | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Q: What did the cannibal’s wife do when her husband came home an hour late for dinner? A: She gave him the cold shoulder. 😋😋
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win the race | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut.
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Italian mother | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
An Italian mother says, "If you don't eat all the food on this plate, I'll kill you." A Jewish mother says, "If you don't eat all the food on this plate, I'll kill myself."
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Wife funny | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Wife: Can u help me in the gardening ? . Husband: What do u think I am...a gardener ? . Wife: Can u fix the door handle ? . Husband: What do you think I am... a Carpenter ? . . In the evening, when husband came from work, he saw everything has been fixed. . Husband: Who did all this ? . Wife: Our neighbour. But he gave me 2 options.....Either I should give him a burger or a kiss. . Husband: I am sure u must have given him a burger. . Wife: What do u think I am.......McDonalds ? 😅
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blondes walk | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Three blondes walk into a building. You'd think one of them would've seen it.....
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the economy class | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
There was once a blonde woman on a plane to Detroit. She was in the economy class, but after takeoff, she saw an empty seat in first class and moved there. An attendant saw her and said, "Excuse me, ma'am, but you have a ticket for economy class, not first. You cannot stay here." The blonde replied, "I can and I will." The attendant told the copilot, who came and talked to the woman. "Ma'am, we really can't have you staying in this seat, your ticket was for economy." "You can't make me move." The copilot told the captain, who tried to talk her out of the seat but it didn't work. Finally, a man who had heard what had been going on told the attendant to let him have a go at getting the woman out of the seat because he was married to a blonde too, so he knew how to deal with her. After a quick chat with her, she moved. The shocked attendant asked him how he did it. The man replied, "I told her first class wasn't going to Detroit."
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camouflage pants | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I wanted to buy camouflage pants, but I couldn't find any.
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girl realized | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. Her mom calmly said, "That part where the hair has grown is called your monkey. Be proud that your monkey has grown hair." The girl smiled. At dinner, she told her sister, "My monkey has grown hair." Her sister smiled and said, "That’s nothing; mine is already eating bananas."
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The women need | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, "I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram." She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word "comfortable." Skeptical, the operator asks, "How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?" The redhead replies, "She's a blonde so she reads slow: 'Come for ta bull.'"
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invented King Arthur's | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Who invented King Arthur's round table? Sir Cumference.
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Filipino contortionist | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Q: What do you call a Filipino contortionist? A: A Manila folder.
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nasty divorce | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Mickey Mouse is in the middle of a nasty divorce from Minnie Mouse. Mickey spoke to the judge about the separation. "I'm sorry Mickey, but I can't legally separate you two on the grounds that Minnie is mentally insane," said the judge. Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was mentally insane, I said that she's f*cking Goofy!"
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tried to catch | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Have you ever tried to catch a fog? I tried yesterday but I mist
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asked my dog | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.
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brunette were thinking | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A blonde, redhead, and a brunette were thinking about what they would do if they went to space. The redhead said, "I would adopt a martian." The brunette said, "I would give Pluto some steroids." The Blonde said, "I would go to the sun." The redhead replied, "But you would burn up and die." The blonde responded, "Not if I went at night."
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kill a blonde | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-and-sniff at the bottom of a pool.
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a terminal illness | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live." Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!" Doctor: "Nine."
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I don't trust trees | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I don't trust trees. They're shady.
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blonde dyes | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brunette? Artificial intelligence.
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during sex | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. Who the hell runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?
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having a hard | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A woman is having a hard time getting her tomatoes to ripen so she goes to her neighbor with her problem. The neighbor says, "All you have to do is go out at midnight and dance around in the garden naked for a few minutes, and the tomatoes will become so embarrassed, they will blush bright red." The woman goes out at midnight and dances around her garden naked for a few minutes. The next morning, the neighbor comes over to the woman's house and asks the woman if her tomatoes have turned red. The woman says "No, they're still green, but I noticed the cucumbers grew four inches!"
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Eiffel Tower | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?" "They're both Paris sites
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A blonde sees a thermos | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A blonde sees a thermos in a store. She asks a clerk, "What is that and what's it for?" The clerk answers, "It's a thermos that keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The blonde says, "I'll take it." When she gets to work, her blonde boss asks, "What is that?" The blonde worker says, "It's a thermos. It keeps cold things cold and hot things hot." "Whatcha got in it?" "A cup of coffee and a Popsicle."
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