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sophisticated dinner party | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I was at a sophisticated dinner party the other day… when I farted loudly. One of the guests was appalled and said indignantly, “How dare you fart in front of my wife!” I said, “I’m sorry, I didn’t realize it was her turn next
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like a snowstorm | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A man is like a snowstorm. You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it will last.
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favorite sport | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What is the favorite sport of Mexicans? Cross Country
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girl realized | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. Her mom calmly said, "That part where the hair has grown is called your monkey. Be proud that your monkey has grown hair." The girl smiled. At dinner, she told her sister, "My monkey has grown hair." Her sister smiled and said, "That’s nothing; mine is already eating bananas."
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Never trust | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Never trust an atom, they make up everything!
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may I disturb | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
At work: Excuse me, may I disturb you shortly? - Of course, what is it? - Nothing, I just wanted to disturb you.
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cross a Puerto | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Q:What do you have when you cross a Puerto Rican and a Pollack? A: A graffiti artist who spray paints on chain linked fences.
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kill a blonde | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-and-sniff at the bottom of a pool.
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rabbits making love | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why can't you hear rabbits making love? Because they have cotton balls.
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A blonde was swerving | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving very badly, so she got pulled over by a cop. The cop walked up to her window and asked, "Miss, why are you driving so recklessly?" The blonde said, "I'm sorry sir, but wherever I go, there's always a tree in front of me and I can't seem to get away from it!" The cop looked at her and said, "Ma'am, that's your air freshener!"
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Becoming a vegetarian | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Becoming a vegetarian is one big missed steak.
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afraid of speed | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I'm afraid of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it.
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call me a taxi | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi. B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.
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calling you | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.
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Before Marriage | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Before Marriage - - - Boyfriend: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. Girlfriend: Do you want me to leave? Boyfriend: NO! Don't even think about it. Girlfriend: Do you love me? Boyfriend: Of course! Over and over! Girlfriend: Have you ever cheated on me? Boyfriend: NO! Why are you even asking? Girlfriend: Will you kiss me? Boyfriend: Every chance I get! Girlfriend: Will you hit me? Boyfriend: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person! Girlfriend: Can I trust you? Boyfriend: Yes. Girlfriend: Darling! After marriage - simply read from bottom to top.
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thief hire a maid | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why did the thief hire a maid to plan his vacation? He wanted a clean getaway.
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blonde throws | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A: Pull the pin and throw it back. Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? A: Run because she has a grenade in her mouth.
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husband so punctual | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Lady 1: "Why is your husband so punctual when returning home from work?" Lady 2: "I made a simple rule: sex will begin at 9pm sharp, whether he is there or not."
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Santa falls in Love | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Doctor Santa falls in Love with a Nurse. He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister…
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porn magazine | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically in the kitchen. "What's wrong, dearest?" asked the confused husband. "Oh darling," sobbed the wife, "I was cleaning little Suzie's room when I found whips, handcuffs and chains under her bed, along with a very erotic porn magazine! What ever are we going to do?" "Well," replied the man, "I guess a spanking is out of the question?"
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I’m trying | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Doctor: “Sir, I have some bad news. I’m afraid you’re going to have to stop masturbating.” Patient: “I don’t understand, doc. Why?” Doctor: “Because I’m trying to examine you.”
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I love cheese | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why do I love cheese? For starters, it's pretty grate.
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smiling Roman | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What do you call a smiling Roman soldier with a piece of hair stuck between his front teeth? A glad-he-ate-her.
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Making mirrors | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Making mirrors is a job I can really see myself doing.
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Santa will send | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish." Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."
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using the bathroom | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent
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chocolate record | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Have you heard about the chocolate record player? It sounds pretty sweet
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Why should you stay | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why should you stay away from artists? They're sketchy.
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bad news | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.
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win the race | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut.
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famous person | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
You should only have sex with a famous person if you really, really genuinely want to tell people about it afterwards
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blonde are walking | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A brunette and blonde are walking in the park when the brunette says, "Aw, look at the dead birdie." The blonde looks up and says, "Where?"
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moon cut | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
How does the moon cut his hair?" "Eclipse it.
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accidentally swallowed | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
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subtract the clothes | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Q: Why is sex like math? A: You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying.
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takes his girlfriend | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A guy takes his girlfriend to his bedroom, drops his pants, and says, "Meet my little brother." The girlfriend picks up her purse on the way out and says, "Call me when he grows up."
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the last guy | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A patient says, “Doctor, can I get AIDS from a toilet seat?” The doctor replies, “Yes, but only by sitting down before the last guy gets up.”
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sweet potatoes wear | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What do sweet potatoes wear to bed? Yammies.
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kind of shady | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I don't trust those trees. They seem kind of shady
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girl's college | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Contest in a girl's college: write a short story which contains religion, sex and mystery. Winner's story: "Oh god, I am pregnant, I wonder who did it."
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black man is lost | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A black man is lost in the forest. A hunter finds him and says, "Excuse me, sir. Can you ax me a tree?" The black man says, "No, but I can ax you a question?"
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sign of inflation | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What is the sign of inflation? A Volkswagen with 12 Latinos in it.
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cups avoid the city | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why do coffee cups avoid the city? They're afraid to get mugged.
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panties with flowers | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why do women wear panties with flowers on them? In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.
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A police officer | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A police officer sees a blonde woman driving and knitting at the same time. Exasperated, he drives up next to her and screams out the window, "Pull over!" The blonde responds, "No Silly, it's a scarf."
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bloody perfect | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can’t have a headache and sex at the same time
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radio on my way | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself. MOM: Oh my! Who!? DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something? MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!??????? DAD: No, it was with a knife...
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blonde went into the library | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
One day a blonde went into the library and asked the librarian, "Can I have a burger and fries?" The librarian replied, "This is the library." Then blonde whispered, "Oh. Can I have a burger and fries?"
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The bell rang | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
The bell rang for school to start and John walked in late. Mr. Clark asked, "John, why are you late?" He replied, "I was on Cherry Hill." Then he sat down. Ten minutes later Nathan walked in late and Mr. Clark repeated, "Why are you late?" Nathan answered, "I was on top of Cherry Hill." Five minutes later Kevin walked in late and Mr. Clark said to him, "Kevin, where have you been?" Kevin replied, "I was on Cherry Hill." Ten minutes later a girl walked in the classroom and Mr. Clark asked, "Hi there, what's your name?" The girl replied, "Cherry Hill."
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A husband and wife | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A husband and wife were driving through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth, then they stopped for lunch. At the counter, the husband asked the blonde waitress, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are very slowly?" She leaned over the counter and said, "Burrr-gerrr Kiiing."
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