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hd Joker Jokes Latest 2026
beverage | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Ladies, it is amazing how you do that, with a beverage coming out of your nipple, did you know that? Guys, we can't do it. Because if we could, we'd spend the whole time squirting each other
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Babe What You Doing | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Boyfriend: Babe What You Doing? Girlfriend: Nothing. Really Tired. Just Going To Sleep Now Honey. And You Sweetheart? Boyfriend: In The Club Standing Behind You
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blonde are stranded | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A brunette, redhead, and blonde are stranded on the edge of a cliff. An angel appears and instructs them to jump off the cliff and say out loud what they would like to land on safely. The brunette goes first. She jumps and says, "Pillows!" She lands on a pile of pillows at the bottom. The redhead goes next. She jumps and says "Feathers!" She lands on a mass of feathers below. The blonde walks up to the edge, but trips on a rock, yelling, "Shit!" as she falls off.
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Santa is in Delhi | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Santa is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which has a Clock Tower when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower. Santa says agrees. 'Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder.' The man took the thousand and disappeared. Having waited for several hours the Santa figures he has been made a fool by that man. On the next day Santa is again walking along the same street and the same man asks him to buy the clock. 'Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder.' Santa gives him another thousand and says, 'Oye, I am not a fool. This time, you wait and I'll go get a ladder.'
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blondes walk | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Three blondes walk into a building. You'd think one of them would've seen it.....
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Iranian who locked | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Did you hear about the Iranian who locked himself out of his car? It took three hours to get his family out of it.
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iPad in a blender | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why did the blonde put her iPad in a blender? Because she wanted to make apple juice.
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finished a jigsaw | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Did you hear about the blonde that got excited? She finished a jigsaw puzzle in six months, when the box said, "two to four years."
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good at sleeping | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
"I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed!
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Ima Singin | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
This is Ima Singin, I am really offended by this joke. There is Sum Ting Wong with your sense of humor if you think thats funny
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the newscaster | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says, "Six Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident." The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing, "That's horrible!" Confused, he replies, "Yes Dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk involved." After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says, "How many is a Brazilian?"
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bad news | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.
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blonde woman driving | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A police officer sees a blonde woman driving and knitting at the same time. Exasperated, he drives up next to her and screams out the window, "Pull over!" The blonde responds, "No Silly, it's a scarf.
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honeymoon hotel | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?" The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to f*ck your brains out, and suck your t*ts dry." Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?" He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
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Homework joke | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Teacher: Can I see your homework Me: Haha no way loser do your own 😁😁😁😁
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a redhead | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."
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get arrested | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Three people get arrested and are taken into holding for questioning. The officer talks to the first girl, asking, "What's your name?" She says, "Yo." The officer asks, "What are you in for?" She responds with, "Blowing bubbles." The officer takes her picture and lets her go. He asks the second girl, "What's your name?" She responds with, "Yo Yo." The officer asks, "What are you in for?" She responds with, "Blowing bubbles." The officer takes her picture and lets her go. He talks to the guy and says, "Let me guess, your name is Yo Yo Yo." The guy replies with, "No, it's Bubbles."
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grasp the concept | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Q: Why can't blondes tie shoes? A: They just can't grasp the concept that the long thing goes around the hole, not into it.
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eggs tell jokes | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up
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call a Caucasian | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Q: What do you call a Caucasian person who swims across the border into Mexico? A: A white back.
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camouflage pants | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I wanted to buy camouflage pants, but I couldn't find any.
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My wife suffers | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
“My wife suffers from a drinking problem.” - “Oh is she an alcoholic?” - “No, I am, but she’s the one who suffers.”
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contracts | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A man goes to a $10 sex worker and contracts crabs. When he goes back to complain, the sex worker laughs and says, "What do you expect for ten dollars? Lobster?"
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the bread say | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What did the bread say to the baker? "You knead me."
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neighbor's house | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A blonde's neighbor's house was on fire so she called 911. The blonde told the operator, "My neighbor's house is on fire!" The operator asked, "Where are you?" The blonde answered, "At my house." The operator replied, "No, I'm asking how do we get there?" The blonde said, "In a firetruck, duh!"
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broken rubber | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A kid walks up to his mom and asks, "Mom, can I go bungee jumping?" The mom says "No, you were born from broken rubber and I don't want you to go out the same way!"
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I’m trying | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Doctor: “Sir, I have some bad news. I’m afraid you’re going to have to stop masturbating.” Patient: “I don’t understand, doc. Why?” Doctor: “Because I’m trying to examine you.”
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blonde went into the library | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
One day a blonde went into the library and asked the librarian, "Can I have a burger and fries?" The librarian replied, "This is the library." Then blonde whispered, "Oh. Can I have a burger and fries?"
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she was pregnant | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? I wonder if it's mine.
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the last guy | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A patient says, “Doctor, can I get AIDS from a toilet seat?” The doctor replies, “Yes, but only by sitting down before the last guy gets up.”
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have a good day | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home!
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crazy dream last night | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I had a crazy dream last night! I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Turns out it was just a Fanta sea.
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During a discussion | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
During a discussion at Sunday school, a nun asks the children what they think God takes you by when you die. A kid responds, "I think God takes you by your feet, because once I walked into my parents room and my mom's feet were in the air and she was screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!!!"
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a mouthful | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Sarah waves her hand, "Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!" Miss Rogers says, "All right, Sarah, what is your multi-syllable word?" Sarah says, "Mas-tur-bate." Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, Sarah, that's a mouthful." Sarah says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."
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May I take your order | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
May I take your order?" the blonde waitress asked. "Yes, how do you prepare your chickens?" "Nothing special sir," she replied, "we just tell them straight out that theyre going to die.
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master of fast | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
“I am a master of fast calculations.” - “OK, what is 758 time 642 divided by 5?” - “22!” - “Ha ha, that’s wrong!” - “Might be, but it was fast!”
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a black man joke | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
There is a black man, a white man, and a Mexican man on a plane that is too heavy to fly and they are about to crash. They each have to throw something off the plane to save them from crashing. The black man throws out his Jordan shoes and says, "We have too many in our country.” The Mexican tosses out his lawn mower and says, "We have too many in our country.” The white man puts his item down, grabs the Mexican, throws him out the window and says, "We have too many in our country.
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Harry prays to God | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Harry prays to God: Dear Lord, please make me win the lottery. The next day Harry begs the Lord again: Please make it so I win the lottery, Lord! The next day, Harry again prays: Please, please, dear Lord, make me win the lottery! Suddenly he hears a voice from above: Harry, would you kindly go and buy a lottery ticket.
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2 Swimming Pools | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Banta built 2 Swimming Pools. And he left one of them unfilled y? When asked him, he said, “Oye, that’s for those who don’t know Swimming.”
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Adam and Eve | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Adam and Eve are wondering wether they are black or white. Eve says why dont you go and ask god. So Adam goes into the garden of eden and shouts out to god are we black or white? A big booming voice bellows out YOU ARE WHAT YOU ARE. He immediately goes back to Eve and tells her that they are white. How do you know asks Eve. Because he said you are what you are Adam replied. Why does that mean we are white? asked Eve. Because if we were black he would have said You is what you is.
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A guy and his wife | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A guy and his wife are sitting and watching a boxing match on television. The husband sighs and complains, “This is disappointing. It only lasted for 30 seconds!” “Good,” replied his wife. “Now you know how I always feel.”
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A penguin takes | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A penguin takes his car to the shop and the mechanic says it'll take about an hour for him to check it. While he waits, the penguin goes to an ice cream shop and orders a big sundae to pass the time. The penguin isn't the neatest eater, and he ends up covered in melted ice cream. When he returns to the shop, the mechanic takes one look at him and says, "Looks like you blew a seal." "No," the penguin insists, "it's just ice cream."
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There are three blondes | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
There are three blondes who are on a road trip. As they are driving through the desert, their car breaks down. They have no phone to call anyone, so they decide to walk to the nearest city, several miles away. They each decide to take one thing to make the journey better. The first blonde takes the radio and says, "If we get bored, we can put the radio on and listen to music." The second blonde decides to take a wheel, "In case one of us gets really tired, we can go inside the wheel and be rolled." The third blonde takes the car door, "In case it gets too hot, we can roll down the window!"
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panties with flowers | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why do women wear panties with flowers on them? In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.
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blonde put her | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why did the blonde put her iPad in a blender? Because she wanted to make apple juice.
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playing bridge | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
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IDK Blonde | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!
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black people and tornadoes | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
How are black people and tornadoes the same? It only takes one to ruin a good neighborhood.
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babies may be delivered | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
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unfaithful espresso | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Did you hear about the unfaithful espresso? It was grounds for divorce.
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