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hd Joker Jokes Latest 2026
kind of bees | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Q: What kind of bees make milk instead of honey? A: Boo-bees
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Malaysian plane | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Q: Why was the Malaysian plane lost? A: Because an Asian was driving it!
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A dictator! | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What do you get when you cross a dick with a potato? A dictator!
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song about burritos | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I wrote a song about burritos. It's a rap
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A black boy joke | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”
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call me a taxi | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi. B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.
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receptionist | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave? Thanks for coming!
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bride tells her husband | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?" "Okay, sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is put the prisoner in the prison." And they made love for the first time and the husband was smiling with satisfaction. Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped." Turning on his side, he smiles and says, "Then we will have to re-imprison him." After the second time, the bride says, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!" The husband rises to the occasion and they made love again. The bride again says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again," to which the husband yelled, "Hey, it's not a life sentence!!!"
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Ford didn't invent | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I'm happy Ford didn't invent the airplane. It wouldn't have been Wright.
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smells like worms | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What is transparent and smells like worms? - A bird's fart :-)
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an extra pair | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?" "In case they get a hole in one
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money being spent | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today, than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs, huge erections, and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
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shower is fun | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera
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A brunette | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A brunette and blonde are walking in the park when the brunette says, "Aw, look at the dead birdie." The blonde looks up and says, "Where?"
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A little boy walks | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A little boy walks into his parents' room while they're having sex. The boy asks, "What are you doing?" The mother explains, "Your daddy was full of air, so I was jumping on him to get it out." The boy says, "That's funny. Every time you leave for work, your sister comes and blows him right back up."
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Why are taking two tickets | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Bus conductor: Why are taking two tickets? Passenger: Because if i lose one that second ticket will save me. Conductor: what if you lose both? Passenger: Listen, I am not a fool. I already have my Pass with me.!!!
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A robber comes | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
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buttoning my shirt | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button fell off… After that, I picked up my briefcase, and the handle fell off. Then I went to open the door, and the doorknob fell off. I went to get into my car, and the door handle came off in my hand. Now I’m afraid to pee
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his buddy | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
There is a fellow who is talking to his buddy and says, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants. I'm stumped." His buddy says, "I have an idea. Why don't you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled!" The first fellow does just that. The next day, his buddy asks, "Well, did you take my suggestion? How did it turn out?" "She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling, 'I'll see you in two hours!'"
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difference between your boyfriend | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What's the difference between your boyfriend and a condom? Condoms have evolved: They're not so thick and insensitive anymore.
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I knew a blonde | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I knew a blonde that was so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
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wear necklaces | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Q: Why do Italian men wear necklaces? A: To let them know where to stop shaving.
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dog used to chase people | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away
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about the guy | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize
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The United States | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Brunette: "Where were you born?" Blonde: "The United States." Brunette: "Which part?" Blonde: "My whole body."
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wondering why the ball | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
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a redhead | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."
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lady with big | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A man saw a lady with big breasts. He asked, "Excuse me, can I bite your breasts for $1000?" She agrees, so they go to a secluded corner. She opens her blouse and the man puts his face in her breasts for 10 minutes." Eventually the lady asks, "Aren't you gonna bite them?" He replies, "No, it's too expensive."
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boy walks | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A boy walks in on his mom and dad having sex. He asks, "What are you doing?" The dad replies, "Making you a brother or sister!" The boy says, "Well, do her doggy style I want a puppy."
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yogurt and Italians | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What's the difference between yogurt and Italians? Yogurt has a working culture.
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mother's womb | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Three babies are in their mother's womb. One of them says, "I want to be an artist so everyone knows what it looks like in here." The next one says, "I want to be a swimmer because I get so much practice in here." The last baby says, "I'm going to be a hunter because if that snake comes in here and pokes me again, I'm going to chop that thing in half!"
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blonde yells | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. They run into an old barn and hide in potato sacks. The officer chasing them walks into the barn looking for them. He kicks the first sack with the redhead inside and the redhead says, "Woof woof!" The cop thinks it's a dog, so he walks to the next one. He kicks the second bag with the brunette, and she says, "Meow meow!" The cop believes it's a cat and moves on. He kicks the third bag with the blonde, and the blonde yells, "Potato potato!"
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incredible Sulk | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What is green and sits crying in the corner? The incredible Sulk.
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go for movie | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Santa: Let's go for movie. Banta: Shit, I've got a doctor's appointment today.. Santa: Just cancel it,Tell him you're sick 😋😋😋😁
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belt go to jail | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why did the belt go to jail? It held up a pair of pants.
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black people and tornadoes | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
How are black people and tornadoes the same? It only takes one to ruin a good neighborhood.
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most effective way | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
One sex therapist claims that the most effective way to arouse your man is to spend 10 minutes licking his ears. Personally, I think it’s b***ocks
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days are numbered | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered
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have soft sex | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Q: Why do bunnies have soft sex? A: They have cotton balls.
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going on ahead | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What did one hat say to the other?" "Stay here! I'm going on ahead
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like a snowstorm | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A man is like a snowstorm. You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it will last.
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What does a lemon say | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What does a lemon say when it answers the phone?" "Yellow!
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Forrest Gump’s | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What was Forrest Gump’s email password? 1forrest1
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Wife wanted | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted." Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
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Me and my wife | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Me and my wife decided that we don't want to have children anymore. So anybody who wants one can leave us their phone number and address and we will bring you one.
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IDK stand | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"
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hard of hearing | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Santa, hard of hearing, realises that he needs to buy a hearing aid, but he feels unwilling to spend too much money. 'How much do they cost?' he asks Manbir, the shopkeeper. 'That depends,' says. Manbir, 'They run from £20 to £2,000.' 'Let's see the £20 model,' asks Santa. Manbir puts the device around Santa's neck instructing, 'You just stick this button in your ear and run this little string down to your pocket.' 'How does it work?' Santa inquires. 'For only £20 it doesn't work," Manbir replies, 'But when people see it on you, they'll talk louder!'
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fucking racist | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you fucking racist.
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The United States | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Brunette: "Where were you born?" Blonde: "The United States." Brunette: "Which part?" Blonde: "My whole body."
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A guy and his wife | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A guy and his wife are sitting and watching a boxing match on television. The husband sighs and complains, “This is disappointing. It only lasted for 30 seconds!” “Good,” replied his wife. “Now you know how I always feel.”
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