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hd Joker Jokes Latest 2025
Jews walked | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Two Jews walked into a bar. It was busy. So they bought it.
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laugh on Saturday | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Q: How can you get a blonde to laugh on Saturday? A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
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blondes fell down | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?" The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."
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IDK Blonde | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!
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blonde try to kill | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
How did the blonde try to kill the bird?? She threw it off a cliff.
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guy was driving | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes..."
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juice company | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I once got fired from a canned juice company. Apparently I couldn't concentrate
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apocalypse means | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
So what if I don’t know what apocalypse means? It’s not the end of the world!
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blondes girls were walking | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Three blondes girls were walking in the woods and came upon tracks. The first one said, "Look, it's deer tracks." The second one said, "No, it's wolf tracks" and before the third one could answer, they got hit by a train.
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Woman naked on the bed | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
After fighting some crime, Superman wanted to score some action. He flew over to Wonder Woman's apartment to see if she was available. As he landed on her balcony, he saw Wonder Woman naked on the bed with her legs wide open. Superman thought to himself, "I'm faster than a speeding bullet; I could be in there, have sex, and be out again before she knew what happened." So Superman did his super thing in a split second and flew off happily. Meanwhile back on the bed, Wonder Woman asked, "Did you hear something?" "No!" said the Invisible Man, "But my ass sure hurts like hell!"
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drag their women | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Q: Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair? A: Because they found out by dragging them by their legs that their hole would fill up with mud.
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Florida or the Sun | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
So I asked a blonde, "Which is closer, Florida or the Sun?" She said, "The Sun, because I can look up and see it.
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blonde woman driving | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A police officer sees a blonde woman driving and knitting at the same time. Exasperated, he drives up next to her and screams out the window, "Pull over!" The blonde responds, "No Silly, it's a scarf.
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may I disturb | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
At work: Excuse me, may I disturb you shortly? - Of course, what is it? - Nothing, I just wanted to disturb you.
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Iranian who locked | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Did you hear about the Iranian who locked himself out of his car? It took three hours to get his family out of it.
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Waking up this | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Waking up this morning was an eye-opening experience.
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redhead all work | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early. "Hey girls," says the brunette, "Let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never know." The next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home to find her husband having sex with the female boss! She quietly sneaks out of the house and returns at her normal time. "That was fun," says the brunette. "We should do it again sometime." "No way," says the blonde. "I almost got caught!"
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redhead are running | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. They run into an old barn and hide in potato sacks. The officer chasing them walks into the barn looking for them. He kicks the first sack with the redhead inside and the redhead says, "Woof woof!" The cop thinks it's a dog, so he walks to the next one. He kicks the second bag with the brunette, and she says, "Meow meow!" The cop believes it's a cat and moves on. He kicks the third bag with the blonde, and the blonde yells, "Potato potato!"
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personal trainer | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I used to be a personal trainer. Then I gave my too weak notice
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thief hire | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Why did the thief hire a maid to plan his vacation? He wanted a clean getaway.
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husband after a day | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
It was Christmas Eve. A woman came home to her husband after a day of busy shopping. Later on that night when she was getting undressed for bed, he noticed a mark on the inside of her leg. "What is that?" he asked. She said, "I visited the tattoo parlor today. On the inside of one leg I had them tattoo 'Merry Christmas,' and on the inside of the other one they tattooed 'Happy New Year.'" Perplexed, he asked, "Why did you do that?" "Well," she replied, "now you can't complain that there's never anything to eat between Christmas and New Years!"
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time-traveling joke | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it
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shouldn't you argue | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Why shouldn't you argue with a dinosaur? You'll get jurasskicked.
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panties with flowers | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Why do women wear panties with flowers on them? In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.
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kangaroo jump higher | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? - Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
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naked black woman | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Q: What's the difference between a naked white woman and a naked black woman? A: One is on the cover of Playboy and the other is on the cover of National Geographic.
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how many times | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Girl: So, how many times a day do you shave? Man: Well, about 15-20 times every day. Girl: My god, are you some kind of crazy? Man: No, I’m a barber.
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husband so punctual | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Lady 1: "Why is your husband so punctual when returning home from work?" Lady 2: "I made a simple rule: sex will begin at 9pm sharp, whether he is there or not."
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little boy caught | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A little boy caught his mom and dad having sex. After, he asked, "What were you and daddy doing?" The mom said, "We were baking a cake." A few days later, the little boy asked his mom, "Were you and daddy baking a cake?" She said yes, and asked him how he knew. He answered, "Because I licked the frosting off the couch
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friend of mine | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A Christian friend of mine said that sex between two men is wrong in their eyes. I said, ‘You’re right, it’s supposed to be up the bum
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difference between your penis | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What's the difference between your penis and a bonus check? Someone's always willing to blow your bonus.
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Nobody ever listens | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Patient: Doctor! You've got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say. Doctor: Next please!
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good rope jokes | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Know any good rope jokes? I'm a frayed knot.
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call someone | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows
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call a blonde | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What do you call a blonde with a brain? A golden retriever.
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bring May flowers | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?" "Pilgrims
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win the race | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut.
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The Middle Ages | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
The Middle Ages were called the Dark Ages because there were too many knights.
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blonde really got tired | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A blonde really got tired of all blonde jokes and decided to hang herself in the bathroom. As she locked the door, she yelled at her husband, "I'm hanging myself because I'm tired of jokes about us blondes being stupid!" Her husband broke into the bathroom and saw his wife with a rope tied on her toe. The husband said, "I thought you were hanging yourself." She said, "Yes, I am!" The husband replied, "Usually when people hang themselves, they tie the rope around their neck, so why is yours tied on your toe?" She said, "I tried that, but I couldn't breathe."
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The Little Rascal's | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
The Little Rascal's class were having a spelling test. The teacher asks if anyone can use the word "admire" in a sentence. Spanky raises his hand and says, "I admire my dog." "Good job," the teacher replies, "Now, who can use 'respect' in a sentence?" Alfalfa raises his hand and says, "I respect Spanky for admiring his dog." "Ok, " replies the teacher, "now who can use the word 'dictate' in a sentence?" There is silence in the class, then all of a sudden Buckwheat says, "Darla how did my dictate !?!"
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crazy dream last night | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I had a crazy dream last night! I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Turns out it was just a Fanta sea.
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broom get a poor | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
David: Why did the broom get a poor grade in school? Dan: I don’t know. Why? David: Because it was always sweeping during class!
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I love math | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I love math. And then sum.
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master of fast | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
“I am a master of fast calculations.” - “OK, what is 758 time 642 divided by 5?” - “22!” - “Ha ha, that’s wrong!” - “Might be, but it was fast!”
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drug dealer | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
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get arrested | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Three people get arrested and are taken into holding for questioning. The officer talks to the first girl, asking, "What's your name?" She says, "Yo." The officer asks, "What are you in for?" She responds with, "Blowing bubbles." The officer takes her picture and lets her go. He asks the second girl, "What's your name?" She responds with, "Yo Yo." The officer asks, "What are you in for?" She responds with, "Blowing bubbles." The officer takes her picture and lets her go. He talks to the guy and says, "Let me guess, your name is Yo Yo Yo." The guy replies with, "No, it's Bubbles."
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Roman Emperor's hair | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What do you use to cut a Roman Emperor's hair? Ceasers.
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A sailor drops | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"
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Santa reading newspaper | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Santa reading newspaper.. News: "Indian athlete lost gold medal in long jump" Santa comments: Idiot !! Who told him to wear gold medal while jumping!!! 😁😁🤣😁
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A blonde sees a thermos | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A blonde sees a thermos in a store. She asks a clerk, "What is that and what's it for?" The clerk answers, "It's a thermos that keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The blonde says, "I'll take it." When she gets to work, her blonde boss asks, "What is that?" The blonde worker says, "It's a thermos. It keeps cold things cold and hot things hot." "Whatcha got in it?" "A cup of coffee and a Popsicle."
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