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good at sleeping | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

"I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed!

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get a squirrel | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut

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Little Johnny's classmate | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

At school, Little Johnny's classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it's very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth." Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. Johnny's mother greets him at home, and he tells her, "I know the whole truth." His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell your father." Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth." The father promptly hands him $40 and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother." Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth." The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, "Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!"

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Three guys travel | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

Three guys travel to Saudi Arabia and get lost. They walk into a tent that they think was the one they rented, but actually belongs to a prince with 3 hot wives. The prince comes home and thinks his wives are cheating on him. As a punishment, he tells them that their penises will have to be cut off in some way relating to their occupation. He asks the first guy what his job was. "I'm an employee at the shooting range," he replies. "Then we'll shoot your dick off!" the prince says. "I'm a fireman," the second guy says. "Then we'll burn your cock off!" says the prince. The third guy smiles and says, "I'm a lollipop salesman."

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blonde went into the library | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

One day a blonde went into the library and asked the librarian, "Can I have a burger and fries?" The librarian replied, "This is the library." Then blonde whispered, "Oh. Can I have a burger and fries?"

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A blonde is watching | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

A blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says, "Six Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident." The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing, "That's horrible!" Confused, he replies, "Yes Dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk involved." After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says, "How many is a Brazilian?"

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just finishing my make-up | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

Wait for me honey, I’m just finishing my make-up. You don’t need make-up, Jane. Oh, Richard…. really? That is so sweet of you! You need plastic surgery. 😂😂😋😋

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blonde runs | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"

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blonde tip | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet? Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!!

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shower is fun | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera

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Santa returns | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

Santa returns from his first day at school and immediately questions his father, 'Dad, today we had a spelling class. All the other kids could only say half the alphabet, but I knew the whole thing. Is that because I am a Sardar?' 'No son, that's because you are intelligent.' Santa seemed content with the answer, asks his father another question, 'Dad, today we had Maths class. All the other kids could only count from 1-10, I could count from 1 to 20. Is this because I am a Sardar ?' 'No son, that's because you are intelligent,' replies his father. Happy with the answer, Santa poses another question to his father, 'Dad, today we had medical examination, all the other boys were shorter than me, I was at least twice their height. Is that because I am a Sardar ?' The father replies, 'No son, that's because you are 33 years old.'

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robber sticks | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

A robber sticks his gun in a Scotsman's ribs and demands, "Your money or your life!" When after a moment there is no answer, he repeats his demand, "Your money or your life!" to which the Scotsman replies, "I'm thinking it over!"

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Ima Singin | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

This is Ima Singin, I am really offended by this joke. There is Sum Ting Wong with your sense of humor if you think thats funny

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restaurant on the moon | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? I heard the food was good but it had no atmosphere.

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Santa goes into a bar | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

Santa goes into a bar in New York. The man on his right orders a drink, 'Johnnie Walker, single.' The man on his left says, 'Jack Daniels, single.' Santa says. 'Santa Singh, married.'

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A penguin takes | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

A penguin takes his car to the shop and the mechanic says it'll take about an hour for him to check it. While he waits, the penguin goes to an ice cream shop and orders a big sundae to pass the time. The penguin isn't the neatest eater, and he ends up covered in melted ice cream. When he returns to the shop, the mechanic takes one look at him and says, "Looks like you blew a seal." "No," the penguin insists, "it's just ice cream."

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should do lunges | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward

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favorite memories | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

One of my favorite memories as a kid was when my brothers used to put me inside a tire and roll me down a hill. They were Goodyears!

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call the lesbian | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

What do you call the lesbian version of a cock block? A beaver dam!

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days are numbered | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered

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lady with big | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

A man saw a lady with big breasts. He asked, "Excuse me, can I bite your breasts for $1000?" She agrees, so they go to a secluded corner. She opens her blouse and the man puts his face in her breasts for 10 minutes." Eventually the lady asks, "Aren't you gonna bite them?" He replies, "No, it's too expensive."

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piano by ear | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my hands

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two black men in a red | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

Q: What do you call two black men in a red sleeping bag? A: A Kit Kat.

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be a doctor | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

I want to be a doctor, but I don't have enough patience.

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going on ahead | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

What did one hat say to the other?" "Stay here! I'm going on ahead

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Google male or female | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

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kind of shady | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

I don't trust those trees. They seem kind of shady

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Girlfriend birthday joke | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

My girlfriend’s 🤷‍♀️birthday is in two days.And she told me “Nothing would make me happier than a diamond ring”.So I bought her nothing!😁😁😁✌

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blonde yells | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. They run into an old barn and hide in potato sacks. The officer chasing them walks into the barn looking for them. He kicks the first sack with the redhead inside and the redhead says, "Woof woof!" The cop thinks it's a dog, so he walks to the next one. He kicks the second bag with the brunette, and she says, "Meow meow!" The cop believes it's a cat and moves on. He kicks the third bag with the blonde, and the blonde yells, "Potato potato!"

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A blonde is overweight | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

A blonde is overweight so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day and repeat for two weeks and you'll lose at least five pounds." When the blonde returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds. The doctor exclaims, "That's amazing! Did you follow my diet?" The blonde nods. "I thought I was going to drop dead every third day from all the skipping!"

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biggest wall | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

china...austraila..new zealand...south africa is fighting who has the best stuff china says they have the biggest wall austraila says they have the best grass new zealand says they have the best flag south africa says they have the springbuck ..he jumps over the wall ...shits on the grass...and wipes his ass with the flag

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Don't be racist | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

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mirror that killed anyone | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

Once there was a mirror that killed anyone who lied... French : I think I dont smoke (died). American : I think I love my wife (died). Santa: I think.. (died) 😋😋😋😁

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yogurt and Italians | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

What's the difference between yogurt and Italians? Yogurt has a working culture.

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Three blondes walk | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

Three blondes walk into a building. You'd think one of them would've seen it.....

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tiny village | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

In a tiny village lived an old maid. In spite of her old age, she was still a virgin. She was very proud of it. She knew her last days were getting closer, so she told the local undertaker that she wanted the following inscription on her tombstone: "Born as a virgin, lived as a virgin, died as a virgin." Not long after, the old maid died peacefully, and the undertaker told his men what the lady had said. The men went to carve it in, but the lazy no-goods they were, they thought the inscription to be unnecessarily long. They simply wrote: "Returned unopened."

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blonde girlfriend | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!"

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dog used to chase people | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away

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about the blonde | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

Did you hear about the blonde that got excited? She finished a jigsaw puzzle in six months, when the box said, "two to four years."

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A young woman | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

A young woman asked her mom if she could go out for some fries and eat them with friends for 2 hours. Her mom said, "Sure." However, the daughter went to her boyfriends and had sex with him for 2 hours. When she came back home, her mom asked her how the fries were. The daughter replied, "Nice!" The mom said, "I can tell you enjoyed them; there's still mayonnaise dripping from your face."

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a computer store | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

A blonde goes into a computer store and asks the clerk, “Where do you keep the curtains for computers?” The clerk answers with a puzzled face, “Curtains for computers? You don’t need curtains for computers.” The blonde’s eyes widen and she shakes her head as she answers, “Hello!?? My computer has Windows!!”

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Two police officers | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says, “Wow, that’s got to be the fastest we ever got to the accident site.” 😋😋😋😋

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blonde are stranded | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

A brunette, redhead, and blonde are stranded on the edge of a cliff. An angel appears and instructs them to jump off the cliff and say out loud what they would like to land on safely. The brunette goes first. She jumps and says, "Pillows!" She lands on a pile of pillows at the bottom. The redhead goes next. She jumps and says "Feathers!" She lands on a mass of feathers below. The blonde walks up to the edge, but trips on a rock, yelling, "Shit!" as she falls off.

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A little girl and boy | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which one is better. Finally, the boy drops his pants and says, “Here’s something I have that you’ll never have!” The little girl is pretty upset by this, since it is clearly true, and runs home crying. A while later, she comes running back with a smile on her face. She drops her pants and says, “My mommy says that with one of these, I can have as many of those as I want!”

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Santa and Banta are walking | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

Santa and Banta are walking on a road, and they find a 1000 rupee note lying down. Santa - What should we do now? Banta- We'll take 50:50. Santa- What about the remaining 900? 😋😋😋😁

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12 inches long | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.

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Chinese couple | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a black baby? They named it Sum Ting Wong

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guy and his date | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

A guy and his date are parked out in the country away from town, when they start kissing and fondling each other. Just then, the girl stops and sits up. “What’s the matter?” asks the guy. She replies, “I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a prostitute, and I charge $100 for sex.” The man thinks about it for a few seconds, but then reluctantly gets out a $100 bill, pays her, and they have sex. After a cigarette, he just sits in the driver’s seat looking out the window. “Why aren’t we going anywhere?” asks the girl. “Well, I should have mentioned this before,” replies the man, “but I’m actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $50.

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the newscaster | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

A blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says, "Six Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident." The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing, "That's horrible!" Confused, he replies, "Yes Dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk involved." After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says, "How many is a Brazilian?"

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call a Mexican basketball | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

What do you call a Mexican basketball player? Mexi-cant.

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