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hd Joker Jokes Latest 2026
organ donor | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
It takes guts to be an organ donor
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honeymoon hotel | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?" The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to f*ck your brains out, and suck your t*ts dry." Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?" He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
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get a squirrel | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut
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capital is growing | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What country's capital is growing the fastest?" "Ireland. Every day it's Dublin
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devout | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Maria, a devout Catholic, got married and had 15 children. After her first husband died, she remarried and had 15 more children. A few weeks after her second husband died, Maria also passed away. At Maria's funeral, the priest looked skyward and said, "At last, they're finally together." Her sister sitting in the front row said, "Excuse me, Father, but do you mean she and her first husband, or she and her second husband?" The priest replied, "I mean her legs."
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go to the bathroom | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: Little Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom? Little Johnny: But I asked first!
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song about burritos | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I wrote a song about burritos. It's a rap
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Roman Emperor's hair | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What do you use to cut a Roman Emperor's hair? Ceasers.
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brown and sticky | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What's brown and sticky? A stick
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Monica Lewinsky walks | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Monica Lewinsky walks into the dry cleaners. The old man behind the counter is hard of hearing and doesn't understand her request, so he says, "Come again." Monica responds, "No, this time it's mustard."
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the bread say | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What did the bread say to the baker? "You knead me."
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Two police officers | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says, “Wow, that’s got to be the fastest we ever got to the accident site.” 😋😋😋😋
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mother's womb | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Three babies are in their mother's womb. One of them says, "I want to be an artist so everyone knows what it looks like in here." The next one says, "I want to be a swimmer because I get so much practice in here." The last baby says, "I'm going to be a hunter because if that snake comes in here and pokes me again, I'm going to chop that thing in half!"
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egg drive | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What kind of car does an egg drive?" "A yolkswagen
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An Irishman joke | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
An Irishman, an Indian man, a British man, and a Scottish man are riding in a plane. The pilot shouts back, "We need to lose some weight or we'll crash!" So the Irishman throws out some beer and saying, "We got enough of that in our country." The Indian throws out some curry and says, "We got enough off that in our country." The Scottish man throws some bagpipes off and says, "We got enough of that in our country." Then the British man picks up the Indian and chucks him off the plane saying, "We got enough off them that in our country."
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blonde are stranded | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A brunette, redhead, and blonde are stranded on the edge of a cliff. An angel appears and instructs them to jump off the cliff and say out loud what they would like to land on safely. The brunette goes first. She jumps and says, "Pillows!" She lands on a pile of pillows at the bottom. The redhead goes next. She jumps and says "Feathers!" She lands on a mass of feathers below. The blonde walks up to the edge, but trips on a rock, yelling, "Shit!" as she falls off.
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bad news | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.
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an extra pair | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?" "In case they get a hole in one
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belt go to jail | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why did the belt go to jail? It held up a pair of pants.
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I don't trust trees | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I don't trust trees. They're shady.
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broken rubber | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A kid walks up to his mom and asks, "Mom, can I go bungee jumping?" The mom says "No, you were born from broken rubber and I don't want you to go out the same way!"
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grow up | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems
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call a Caucasian | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Q: What do you call a Caucasian person who swims across the border into Mexico? A: A white back.
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Baby Corn | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?" "Where's Pop Corn
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garbage truck | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A family was driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumped against the windshield. Embarrassed, and to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry, dear. That was just an insect." "Wow," the boy replies. "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"
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favorite foods | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Three boys were discussing their fathers' favorite foods. The first kid said his father loves to eat burgers. The second boy said his father loves KFC. The third boy said his father loves to eat light. The other two boys questioned how his father does that. The third boy replied, "Every night I hear my daddy tell mommy to turn off the light so he can eat it."
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put it in slowly | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
"Babe is it in?" "Yea." "Does it hurt?" "Uh huh." "Let me put it in slowly." "It still hurts." "Okay, let's try another shoe size."
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Can February | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Can February March? No, but April May.
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call me a taxi | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi. B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.
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vacuum cleaner | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering dust!
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A blonde is watching | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says, "Six Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident." The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing, "That's horrible!" Confused, he replies, "Yes Dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk involved." After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says, "How many is a Brazilian?"
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win the race | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut.
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sell curtains | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Santa enters a shop that sell curtains. He announces to Gurdaya, the salesman, 'I would like to buy a pair of green curtains.' The salesman assures him that they had a large selection of green curtains. Gurdaya shows him several patterns, but Santa seems to be having a hard time choosing. Finally, he selects a smashing green floral print. The salesman asked what size curtains he requires.
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lecture on Sun | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it. Raju:No mam! I will not be able to attend it. Teacher :Why? Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!
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cross a Puerto | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Q:What do you have when you cross a Puerto Rican and a Pollack? A: A graffiti artist who spray paints on chain linked fences.
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I love cheese | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why do I love cheese? For starters, it's pretty grate.
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Polish Navy | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why does the Polish Navy have glass-bottomed boats? So they can see the old Polish Navy.
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selling my talking parrot | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I’m selling my talking parrot. Why? Because yesterday, the bastard tried to sell me.
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blondes fell down | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?" The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."
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about the blonde | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Did you hear about the blonde that got excited? She finished a jigsaw puzzle in six months, when the box said, "two to four years."
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lady with big | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A man saw a lady with big breasts. He asked, "Excuse me, can I bite your breasts for $1000?" She agrees, so they go to a secluded corner. She opens her blouse and the man puts his face in her breasts for 10 minutes." Eventually the lady asks, "Aren't you gonna bite them?" He replies, "No, it's too expensive."
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Jack and Jill | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy. Jack got a shock, with a mouth full of cock, to find out Jill's real name was Randy.
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finished a jigsaw | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Did you hear about the blonde that got excited? She finished a jigsaw puzzle in six months, when the box said, "two to four years."
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drug dealer | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
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blonde woman driving | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A police officer sees a blonde woman driving and knitting at the same time. Exasperated, he drives up next to her and screams out the window, "Pull over!" The blonde responds, "No Silly, it's a scarf.
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walks into a shoe | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A blonde walks into a shoe store and tries on a pair of shoes. "How do they feel?" asks the salesclerk. "Well, they feel a bit tight," replies the blonde. The assistant promptly bends down and has a look at the shoes and the blonde’s feet. "Try pulling the tongue out," offers the clerk. “Nath, theyth sthill feelth a bith tighth,” the blonde replies.
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hanging onto a rope | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.
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two boys playing | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
One day, there were two boys playing by a stream. One of the young boys saw a bush and went over to it. The other boy couldn't figure out why his friend was at the bush for so long. The other boy went over to the bush and looked. The two boys were looking at a woman bathing naked in the stream. All of a sudden, the second boy took off running. The first boy couldn't understand why he ran away, so he took off after his friend. Finally, he caught up to him and asked why he ran away. The boy said to his friend, "My mom told me if I ever saw a naked lady, I would turn to stone, and I felt something getting hard, so I ran
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aquatic mammals | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Some aquatic mammals at the zoo escaped. It was otter chaos!
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Making mirrors | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Making mirrors is a job I can really see myself doing.
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