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oral and a rectal | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? The taste!
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Three guys travel | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Three guys travel to Saudi Arabia and get lost. They walk into a tent that they think was the one they rented, but actually belongs to a prince with 3 hot wives. The prince comes home and thinks his wives are cheating on him. As a punishment, he tells them that their penises will have to be cut off in some way relating to their occupation. He asks the first guy what his job was. "I'm an employee at the shooting range," he replies. "Then we'll shoot your dick off!" the prince says. "I'm a fireman," the second guy says. "Then we'll burn your cock off!" says the prince. The third guy smiles and says, "I'm a lollipop salesman."
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sophisticated dinner party | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I was at a sophisticated dinner party the other day… when I farted loudly. One of the guests was appalled and said indignantly, “How dare you fart in front of my wife!” I said, “I’m sorry, I didn’t realize it was her turn next
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I refuse to eat this roastbeef | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Guest at a restaurant: “I refuse to eat this roastbeef. Please call the manager! “ Waiter: “That’s no use. He won’t eat it either.”
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get a squirrel | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut
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subtract the clothes | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Q: Why is sex like math? A: You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying.
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cookie go to the doctor | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly.
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drug dealer | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
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the economy class | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
There was once a blonde woman on a plane to Detroit. She was in the economy class, but after takeoff, she saw an empty seat in first class and moved there. An attendant saw her and said, "Excuse me, ma'am, but you have a ticket for economy class, not first. You cannot stay here." The blonde replied, "I can and I will." The attendant told the copilot, who came and talked to the woman. "Ma'am, we really can't have you staying in this seat, your ticket was for economy." "You can't make me move." The copilot told the captain, who tried to talk her out of the seat but it didn't work. Finally, a man who had heard what had been going on told the attendant to let him have a go at getting the woman out of the seat because he was married to a blonde too, so he knew how to deal with her. After a quick chat with her, she moved. The shocked attendant asked him how he did it. The man replied, "I told her first class wasn't going to Detroit."
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Jack and Jill | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy. Jack got a shock, with a mouth full of cock, to find out Jill's real name was Randy.
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walking down | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A man is walking down the street, when he notices that his grandfather is sitting on the porch in a rocking chair, with nothing on from the waist down. "Grandpa, what are you doing?" the man exclaims. The old man looks off in the distance and does not answer his grandson. "Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on below the waist?" he asks again. The old man slyly looks at him and says, "Well, last week I sat out here with no shirt on, and I got a stiff neck. This was your Grandma's idea!"
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a Chinese girl joke | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629.
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hard and dry | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Q. What goes in hard and dry then comes out wet and soft? A. Chewing gum
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honey look really different | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Husband: Wow, honey, you look really different today. Did you do something to your hair? - Wife: Michael, I’m over here! 😋😋
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out of money | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A blonde, out of money, and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom. She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid randomly, took her behind a building, and told her, "I've kidnapped you." She then wrote a big note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and leave it under the apple tree next to the slides, on the south side of the playground. Signed, A blonde." The blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning, the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the apple tree. The blonde looked in the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"
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call a blonde | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What do you call a blonde with a brain? A golden retriever.
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blonde dial 911 | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.
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corduroy pillows | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Did you know corduroy pillows are in style? They're making headlines
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premature ejaculation | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A man was having premature ejaculation problems so he went to the doctor. The doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself." That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol and ran home to his wife. That night the two were having sex and found themselves in the 69 position. The man felt the urge to ejaculate and fired the starter pistol. The next day he went back to the doctor who asked how it went. The man answered, "Not well. When I fired the pistol, my wife pooped on my face, bit three inches off my penis, and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air."
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blondes walk | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Three blondes walk into a building. You'd think one of them would've seen it.....
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blonde try to kill | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
How did the blonde try to kill the bird?? She threw it off a cliff.
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calling you | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.
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I knew a blonde | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I knew a blonde that was so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
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a black girl | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Q: How does a black girl tell if she is pregnant? A: When she pulls the tampon out all the cotton is picked.
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seafood diet | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it
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interview joke funny | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch.
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nothing special | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex." "Social Security sex?" "Yeah, you know, I get a little each month, but not enough to live on.”
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such a passionate kisser | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Oh darling, since you’ve started dieting, you’ve become such a passionate kisser… What do you mean, passionate? I’m looking for food remains!
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brunette delivers | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.
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good at sleeping | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
"I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed!
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tried to take a photo | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I tried to take a photo of a wheat field. It turned out grainy.
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guy was driving | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes..."
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Scientists | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs.
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Nobody ever listens | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Patient: Doctor! You've got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say. Doctor: Next please!
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A couple is trying | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A couple is trying to have a baby. Finally, the blonde tells her husband, "Honey, I have great news! We're pregnant, and we're having twins!" The husband is overjoyed and says to his wife, "Honey that's wonderful, but how do you know so soon that we're having twins?" She nods her head and says, "Well, I bought the twin pack pregnancy test and they both came out positive!"
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zero say to the eight | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What did the zero say to the eight?" "That belt looks good on you
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Santa is in Delhi | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Santa is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which has a Clock Tower when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower. Santa says agrees. 'Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder.' The man took the thousand and disappeared. Having waited for several hours the Santa figures he has been made a fool by that man. On the next day Santa is again walking along the same street and the same man asks him to buy the clock. 'Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder.' Santa gives him another thousand and says, 'Oye, I am not a fool. This time, you wait and I'll go get a ladder.'
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save two of every animal | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.
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friend of mine | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A Christian friend of mine said that sex between two men is wrong in their eyes. I said, ‘You’re right, it’s supposed to be up the bum
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Roman Emperor's hair | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What do you use to cut a Roman Emperor's hair? Ceasers.
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Welcome to Hell | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Two friends die. One goes to Heaven and the other goes to Hell. The one that goes to Heaven begs the angel to let him visit his friend in Hell, and the angel agrees. He gets to Hell and sees his friend surrounded by beautiful women and alcohol everywhere. He says to his friend, "Wow, you were a son of a bitch when we were alive! Hell looks better than Heaven." So the friend in Hell says, "Pour yourself a glass of wine." The heavenly friend pours the wine, and notices that the glass has no bottom. The good friend looks at the bad one in confusion, and the bad friend says, "The glass has no bottom, and neither do the girls. Welcome to Hell."
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blindfold joke | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
How do you blindfold a Chinese person? Put floss over their eyes.
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Homework joke | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Teacher: Can I see your homework Me: Haha no way loser do your own 😁😁😁😁
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The women need | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, "I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram." She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word "comfortable." Skeptical, the operator asks, "How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?" The redhead replies, "She's a blonde so she reads slow: 'Come for ta bull.'"
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blonde went into the library | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
One day a blonde went into the library and asked the librarian, "Can I have a burger and fries?" The librarian replied, "This is the library." Then blonde whispered, "Oh. Can I have a burger and fries?"
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girl in a bar | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A guy's talking to a girl in a bar. He asks her, "What's your name?" She says, "Carmen." He says, "That's a nice name. Who named you, your mother?" She says, "No, I named myself." He says, "Why Carmen?" She says, "Because I like cars and I like men. What's your name?" He says, "Beerfuck."
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Olympic medals | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Mexico doesn't win Olympic medals because all the best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.
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find a tiny Coke | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Where can you go to find a tiny Coke? Mini-soda.
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The United States | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Brunette: "Where were you born?" Blonde: "The United States." Brunette: "Which part?" Blonde: "My whole body."
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camouflage pants | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I wanted to buy camouflage pants, but I couldn't find any.
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