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blonde runs | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
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having a hard | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A woman is having a hard time getting her tomatoes to ripen so she goes to her neighbor with her problem. The neighbor says, "All you have to do is go out at midnight and dance around in the garden naked for a few minutes, and the tomatoes will become so embarrassed, they will blush bright red." The woman goes out at midnight and dances around her garden naked for a few minutes. The next morning, the neighbor comes over to the woman's house and asks the woman if her tomatoes have turned red. The woman says "No, they're still green, but I noticed the cucumbers grew four inches!"
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Becoming a vegetarian | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Becoming a vegetarian is one big missed steak.
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a bit of tomato sauce | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner. The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. "Och, I look like a pig!" The man nods, "And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!"
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Nobody ever listens | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Patient: Doctor! You've got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say. Doctor: Next please!
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One day a blonde | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
One day a blonde went into the library and asked the librarian, "Can I have a burger and fries?" The librarian replied, "This is the library." Then blonde whispered, "Oh. Can I have a burger and fries?"
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What did the blonde say | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What did the blonde say when she saw the Cheerios box? "Omg, donut seeds!"
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sophisticated dinner party | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I was at a sophisticated dinner party the other day… when I farted loudly. One of the guests was appalled and said indignantly, “How dare you fart in front of my wife!” I said, “I’m sorry, I didn’t realize it was her turn next
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Super hero jokes | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Boy: I am a super hero, guess my name? Girl: Superman? Ironman? . . . . . . Boy: Watchman who saves owners lives.😁
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asked my dog | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.
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neighbor's house | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A blonde's neighbor's house was on fire so she called 911. The blonde told the operator, "My neighbor's house is on fire!" The operator asked, "Where are you?" The blonde answered, "At my house." The operator replied, "No, I'm asking how do we get there?" The blonde said, "In a firetruck, duh!"
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Stop jumping joke | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
How do you get the little black kids to stop jumping on the bed? Put Velcro on the ceiling. How do you get them down? Tell the Mexican kids it's a piñata.😋
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husband came home an hour late | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Q: What did the cannibal’s wife do when her husband came home an hour late for dinner? A: She gave him the cold shoulder. 😋😋
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Me and my wife | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Me and my wife decided that we don't want to have children anymore. So anybody who wants one can leave us their phone number and address and we will bring you one.
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beverage | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Ladies, it is amazing how you do that, with a beverage coming out of your nipple, did you know that? Guys, we can't do it. Because if we could, we'd spend the whole time squirting each other
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call pasta | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What do you call pasta with no money? Penne-less.
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Kleenex dance | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it!
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little boy caught | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A little boy caught his mom and dad having sex. After, he asked, "What were you and daddy doing?" The mom said, "We were baking a cake." A few days later, the little boy asked his mom, "Were you and daddy baking a cake?" She said yes, and asked him how he knew. He answered, "Because I licked the frosting off the couch
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win the race | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut.
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Cool accent | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent. So I said, “Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?” One of them snarled at me, “It’s Wales, dumbo!” So I corrected myself, “Oh, right, so are you two whales from Ireland?” That’s about as far as I remember.
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blonde tip | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet? Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!!
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couldn't the blonde | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 + 5 on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the "10" button.
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friend of mine | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A Christian friend of mine said that sex between two men is wrong in their eyes. I said, ‘You’re right, it’s supposed to be up the bum
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How did the blonde die | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
How did the blonde die drinking milk? The cow fell on her.
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Two homeless men | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Two homeless men are devising a plan to get free drinks at a bar. The first one has an idea: "We'll buy a hot dog and stick it down your pants, walk into the bar, get our drinks, drink, and when the bartender asks for his money, you pull down your pants and I suck on the hot dog that you put down there. He'll kick us out, and we wont have to pay. It's brilliant!" The second man agrees and they do this in the first bar where it works just as planned. Then they hit up 4 more bars and the first man says, "This is great, getting all these free drinks!" The other man replies, "Yeah, especially because the hot dog fell out at the first bar."
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egg drive | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What kind of car does an egg drive?" "A yolkswagen
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blonde yells | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. They run into an old barn and hide in potato sacks. The officer chasing them walks into the barn looking for them. He kicks the first sack with the redhead inside and the redhead says, "Woof woof!" The cop thinks it's a dog, so he walks to the next one. He kicks the second bag with the brunette, and she says, "Meow meow!" The cop believes it's a cat and moves on. He kicks the third bag with the blonde, and the blonde yells, "Potato potato!"
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kidnapping at school | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's okay, he woke up
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blonde watching a TV | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A blonde and a brunette are watching a TV show. The brunette bets the blonde $10 that the man in the episode would jump off a bridge. The man jumps off the bridge and blonde pays the the brunette $10. The brunette feels guilty because she had already seen the episode, so she confesses to the blonde. The blonde says, "I've seen it too, but I didn't think he would jump again."
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black man is lost | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A black man is lost in the forest. A hunter finds him and says, "Excuse me, sir. Can you ax me a tree?" The black man says, "No, but I can ax you a question?"
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Scientists | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs.
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Mexican's favorite sport joke | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
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Two buddies were sharing | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. "Do you and your wife ever do it doggie style?" asked the one. "Well, not exactly." His friend replied, "She's more into the trick dog aspect of it." "Oh, I see, kinky, huh?" "Well, not exactly. I sit up and beg, and she rolls over and plays dead."
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pig answered | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A man walks by a blonde, who is holding a pig. The man asks, "Where did you get her?" The pig answered, "I won her at the fair."
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old aunts | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
My old aunts would come and tease me at weddings, “Well Sarah? Do you think you’ll be next?” - We’ve settled this quickly once I’ve started doing the same to them at funerals. 😁😁😁
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joins a soccer | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A man joins a soccer team and his new teammates inform him, "At your first team dinner as the new guy, you will have to give us a talk about sex." The evening arrives and he gives a detailed, humorous account of his sex life. When he got home, his wife asked how the evening went and not wanting to lie, but also not wanting to explain exactly what happened, he said, "Oh, I had to make a talk about yachting," his wife thought this a little peculiar but said nothing more and went to sleep. The next day she bumped into one of his new teammates at the supermarket and asked, "I heard my husband had to make a speech last night. How did it go?" His mate said smiling, 'Oh, it was excellent! Your husband is clearly very experienced!." The wife looked confused and replied to his mate, "Strange, he has only done it twice and the second time he was sick."
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contracts | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A man goes to a $10 sex worker and contracts crabs. When he goes back to complain, the sex worker laughs and says, "What do you expect for ten dollars? Lobster?"
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Why was six nervous | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why was six nervous? Because seven eight nine.
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black people and tornadoes | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
How are black people and tornadoes the same? It only takes one to ruin a good neighborhood.
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porn magazine | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically in the kitchen. "What's wrong, dearest?" asked the confused husband. "Oh darling," sobbed the wife, "I was cleaning little Suzie's room when I found whips, handcuffs and chains under her bed, along with a very erotic porn magazine! What ever are we going to do?" "Well," replied the man, "I guess a spanking is out of the question?"
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drifts over a desert | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What is red and drifts over a desert? - A fart with a sunburn.
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capital is growing | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What country's capital is growing the fastest?" "Ireland. Every day it's Dublin
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Two prostitutes | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Two prostitutes are standing on a corner. One says, "Tonight is gonna be a good night. I can smell the dick in the air." The other says, "Sorry, I just burped."
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eggs tell jokes | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up
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dyes her hair brunette | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brunette? Artificial intelligence.
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bicycle stand up | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired
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apocalypse means | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
So what if I don’t know what apocalypse means? It’s not the end of the world!
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IDK stand | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"
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What do politicians and diapers | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Q: What do politicians and diapers have in common? - A: Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.
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IDK stand | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"
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