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Samoan climb | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
How did the Samoan climb the tree? He didn't. He scared the limbs out of it.
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whats your number | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Boy: Girl, whats your number? Girl: I have a boyfriend Boy: I have a math test Girl: What? Boy: Aren't we talking about things we cheat on?
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blonde who dyes | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
How can you tell when a brunette is actually a blonde who dyes her hair? When she trips over the cordless phone.
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joins a soccer | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A man joins a soccer team and his new teammates inform him, "At your first team dinner as the new guy, you will have to give us a talk about sex." The evening arrives and he gives a detailed, humorous account of his sex life. When he got home, his wife asked how the evening went and not wanting to lie, but also not wanting to explain exactly what happened, he said, "Oh, I had to make a talk about yachting," his wife thought this a little peculiar but said nothing more and went to sleep. The next day she bumped into one of his new teammates at the supermarket and asked, "I heard my husband had to make a speech last night. How did it go?" His mate said smiling, 'Oh, it was excellent! Your husband is clearly very experienced!." The wife looked confused and replied to his mate, "Strange, he has only done it twice and the second time he was sick."
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Two prostitutes | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Two prostitutes are standing on a corner. One says, "Tonight is gonna be a good night. I can smell the dick in the air." The other says, "Sorry, I just burped."
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letter from this lawyer | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I got another letter from this lawyer today. It said “Final Notice”. Good that he will not bother me anymore. 😜😜😜😜
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call a blonde | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What do you call a blonde with a brain? A golden retriever.
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claped together | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Pedro lives in an orphanage. One day Pedro is heading towards town with his hands claped together, when the padre who runs this orphanage asks Pedro, "What do you have in your hands and where are you going?" Pedro replies, "Father, I have horseflies and I am going to town to get horses." Sure enough later Pedro comes back with two beautiful Arabians. Next day Pedro walks past the priest again with the same question, "Pedro, what do you have in your hand and where are you going?" Pedro replies once again, "Father I have butter and I am going to town to get butterflies." Sure enough Pedro returns with beautiful monarch butterflies. The very next day Pedro is headed towards town once again when the Priest asks the same question, "Pedro what do you have in your hands and where are you going?" Again Pedro replies, "Father I have Pussy willows-" "Wait, Pedro!" says the Priest, "I'll go with you!!"
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I get divorced | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked.
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IDK stand | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"
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Student homework | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Teacher- Did you do your homework? Student - Did you grade my test? Teacher - I have other students' tests to grade. Student - I have other teachers' homework to do.😎 # be LIKEA BOSS
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A trucker | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A trucker who has been out on the road for two months stops at a brothel outside Atlanta. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, "I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!" The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my prettiest ladies and a three-course meal." The trucker replies, "Listen darlin’, I’m not horny – I’m just homesick."
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dyes her hair brunette | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brunette? Artificial intelligence.
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grasp the concept | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Q: Why can't blondes tie shoes? A: They just can't grasp the concept that the long thing goes around the hole, not into it.
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black men get killed | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why did so many black men get killed in Vietnam? When the generals would yell, "Get down!" they would all start dancing.
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teenager | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
As a teenager I was confused that there was lots of different words for ‘sex’. I thought each of the words for ‘sex’ meant something distinct. I thought there were many more different kinds of sex things that I was going to have to get my head around before I became an adult. But then I realised that most of them referred to the same sort of basic penis penetration stuff. And that’s how I came to understand the richness of the English language
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boy walks | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A boy walks in on his mom and dad having sex. He asks, "What are you doing?" The dad replies, "Making you a brother or sister!" The boy says, "Well, do her doggy style I want a puppy."
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woman places | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A woman places an ad in the local newspaper. “Looking for a man with three qualifications: won’t beat me up, won’t run away from me, and is great in bed.” Two days later her doorbell rings. “Hi, I’m Tim. I have no arms so I won’t beat you, and no legs so I won't run away.” “What makes you think you are great in bed?” the woman retorts. Tim replies, “I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?”
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One day a blonde | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
One day a blonde went into the library and asked the librarian, "Can I have a burger and fries?" The librarian replied, "This is the library." Then blonde whispered, "Oh. Can I have a burger and fries?"
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may I interview you | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
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doctor complaining | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A man goes to his doctor complaining about migraines. His doctor tells him, "I also suffer from the same ailment. Every time I get one, I give my wife oral sex. When she has an orgasm, she tightens her legs around my head which gets rid of the pain. You should try it sometime." Two weeks later on a return visit, the patient tells his doctor, "Your suggestion worked and I'd like to tell you that you have a very nice house."
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good at sleeping | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
"I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed!
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operator asks | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A blonde gets lost and calls for directions. The operator asks which cross streets she's at. The blonde replies, "I'm on the corner of Walk and Do Not Walk."
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brunette delivers | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.
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Mexican fire chief | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons? Hose A and Hose B!
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asked my dog | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.
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thief hire | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why did the thief hire a maid to plan his vacation? He wanted a clean getaway.
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Two couples | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Two couples went out golfing together. The men hit first from the men's tee and walked with the ladies to their tee box. The first lady took a mighty swing at the ball, missing it completely, while passing some gas rather loudly in the process. No one commented. She addressed the ball again but this time she passed just little gas as she made contact with the ball, topping it and moving it only a short distance. She said, "I wonder why it didn't go any further?" One of the men said, "I don't think you gave it enough gas."
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heels over head | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head!
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favorite prize | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Q: What's a WASP's favorite prize? A: The Lilly Pulitzer prize.
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saggy | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts.
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I love math | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I love math. And then sum.
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white owl and a black owl | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Q:what's the difference between a white owl and a black owl. A:a white owl goes who who. a black owl goes who dat who dat.
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I couldn’t build | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
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smells like worms | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What is transparent and smells like worms? - A bird's fart :-)
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A blonde redhead | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here.
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all trapped | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away. The redhead swam trying to make it to the other shore she swam 15 miles, drowned, and died. The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died. The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.
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iPad in a blender | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why did the blonde put her iPad in a blender? Because she wanted to make apple juice.
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I refuse to eat this roastbeef | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Guest at a restaurant: “I refuse to eat this roastbeef. Please call the manager! “ Waiter: “That’s no use. He won’t eat it either.”
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aquatic mammals | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Some aquatic mammals at the zoo escaped. It was otter chaos!
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fresh prints | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
How do you follow Will Smith in the snow?" "You follow the fresh prints
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call a Caucasian | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Q: What do you call a Caucasian person who swims across the border into Mexico? A: A white back.
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After picking her son | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
After picking her son up from school one day, the mother asks him what he did at school. The kid replies, "I had sex with my teacher." She gets so mad that when they get home, she orders him to go straight to his room. When the father returns home that evening, the mother angrily tells him the news of what their son had done. As the father hears the news, a huge grin spreads across his face. He walks to his son's room and asks him what happened at school, the son tells him, "I had sex with my teacher." The father tells the boy that he is so proud of him, and he is going to reward him with the bike he has been asking for. On the way to the store, the dad asks his son if he would like to ride his new bike home. His son responds, "No thanks Dad, my butt still hurts."
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blonde to laugh | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Q: How can you get a blonde to laugh on Saturday? A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
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During a discussion | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
During a discussion at Sunday school, a nun asks the children what they think God takes you by when you die. A kid responds, "I think God takes you by your feet, because once I walked into my parents room and my mom's feet were in the air and she was screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!!!"
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Santa falls in Love | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Doctor Santa falls in Love with a Nurse. He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister…
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Uncle Jack off | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
If your Uncle Jack was on his roof, and he wanted you to help him down, would you help your Uncle Jack off?
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hard of hearing | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Santa, hard of hearing, realises that he needs to buy a hearing aid, but he feels unwilling to spend too much money. 'How much do they cost?' he asks Manbir, the shopkeeper. 'That depends,' says. Manbir, 'They run from £20 to £2,000.' 'Let's see the £20 model,' asks Santa. Manbir puts the device around Santa's neck instructing, 'You just stick this button in your ear and run this little string down to your pocket.' 'How does it work?' Santa inquires. 'For only £20 it doesn't work," Manbir replies, 'But when people see it on you, they'll talk louder!'
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Chinese people | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Q: Why do Chinese people have Chinese babies? A: Because two Wongs don't make a white.
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black man funny jokes | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
There was a redneckwho hit every black man he saw with his truck. One day he saw a priest walking down the road and thought, "For all the bad things I done, let me give this priest a ride." So he picked the priest up and they drove along. The redneck saw a black guy down the road and decided he would pretend to fall asleep and so the priest would think it was an accident. The redneck closed his eyes and heard a loud bang. "What happened?" he asked. "You missed him," the priest said, "but I got him with the door.
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