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preparing wedding cards | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Santa and Jeeto were preparing wedding cards for their son at the printers. Jeeto was not very good at English so she asked the printer to help her. After the printer had presented her with a draft, she quickly pointed out that the "RSVP " was missing . The printer was surprised by Jeeto's knowledge and asked her if she knew what it meant. Jeeto started to think and after much thought he replied, 'Vait! I remember. I remember - RSVP. It means "Remember, Send Vedding Present."'
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A professor | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A professor was giving a lecture on involuntary muscular contractions to his first year medical students. Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, he decided to lighten the mood. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and asked, "Do you know what your asshole is doing while you're having an orgasm?" She replied, "He's probably playing golf with his friends."
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Mexican's favorite sport joke | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
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baker couldn't make | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
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Jewish kids | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Where do you send Jewish kids with Attention Deficit Disorder? Concentration Camp!
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heart of the lion | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
My grandpa has the heart of the lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
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thief hire | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why did the thief hire a maid to plan his vacation? He wanted a clean getaway.
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blonde runs | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
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3 people on the boat | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
There are 3 people on the boat which is sinking. 1 American guy, 1 Asian guy, and 1 Mexican guy. The Asian guy said "I have to many of these" so he threw the rice out. The Mexican guy said "I have to many of these" so he threw out the tacos out. The American said "I have to many of these" so he threw the Mexican guy out.
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Chinese people | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Q: Why do Chinese people have Chinese babies? A: Because two Wongs don't make a white.
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during sex | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. Who the hell runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?
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asked my dog | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.
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honeymoon hotel | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?" The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to f*ck your brains out, and suck your t*ts dry." Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?" He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
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bride tells her husband | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?" "Okay, sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is put the prisoner in the prison." And they made love for the first time and the husband was smiling with satisfaction. Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped." Turning on his side, he smiles and says, "Then we will have to re-imprison him." After the second time, the bride says, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!" The husband rises to the occasion and they made love again. The bride again says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again," to which the husband yelled, "Hey, it's not a life sentence!!!"
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A blonde redhead | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here.
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A brunette | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A brunette and blonde are walking in the park when the brunette says, "Aw, look at the dead birdie." The blonde looks up and says, "Where?"
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During a discussion | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
During a discussion at Sunday school, a nun asks the children what they think God takes you by when you die. A kid responds, "I think God takes you by your feet, because once I walked into my parents room and my mom's feet were in the air and she was screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!!!"
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Mexican Astronauts | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
You know why we don't have Mexican Astronauts? It's because the countdown goes like this, "10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Launch! Lonch!?!? Vamos a comer..."
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I would like to use | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Mr. Smith: “Doctor, you remember this strengthening solution you prescribed me yesterday?” Doctor: “Yes, what’s the matter?” Mr. Smith: “I would like to use it but I can’t open the bottle!”
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smiling Roman | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What do you call a smiling Roman soldier with a piece of hair stuck between his front teeth? A glad-he-ate-her.
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redhead are all | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A blonde, brunette, and redhead are all on a building about to jump off. They all jump at the same time. Which one landed last? The blonde because she asked for directions.
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rushing into the hospital | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A couple are rushing into the hospital because the wife is going into labor. As they walk, a doctor says to them that he has invented a machine that splits the pain between the mother and father. They agree to it and are led into a room where they get hooked up to the machine. The doctor starts it off at 20% split towards the father. The wife says, "Oh, that's actually better." The husband says he can't feel anything. Then the doctor turns it to 50% and the wife says that it doesn't hurt nearly as much. The husband says he sill can't feel anything. The Doctor, now encouraged, turns it up to 100%. The husband still can't feel anything, and the wife is really happy, because there is now no pain for her. The baby is born. The couple go home and find the postman groaning in pain on the doorstep.
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The younger brother | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A boy says to a girl, "So, sex at my place?" "Yeah!" "Okay, but I sleep in a bunk bed with my younger brother, and he thinks we're making sandwiches, so we have to have a code. Cheese means faster and tomato means harder, okay?" Later on the girl is yelling, "Cheese cheese, tomato tomato!" The younger brother says, "Stop making sandwiches! You're getting mayo all over my bed!"
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job I can really | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Making mirrors is a job I can really see myself doing.
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walking down | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A man is walking down the street, when he notices that his grandfather is sitting on the porch in a rocking chair, with nothing on from the waist down. "Grandpa, what are you doing?" the man exclaims. The old man looks off in the distance and does not answer his grandson. "Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on below the waist?" he asks again. The old man slyly looks at him and says, "Well, last week I sat out here with no shirt on, and I got a stiff neck. This was your Grandma's idea!"
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A blonde sees a thermos | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A blonde sees a thermos in a store. She asks a clerk, "What is that and what's it for?" The clerk answers, "It's a thermos that keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The blonde says, "I'll take it." When she gets to work, her blonde boss asks, "What is that?" The blonde worker says, "It's a thermos. It keeps cold things cold and hot things hot." "Whatcha got in it?" "A cup of coffee and a Popsicle."
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drifts over a desert | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What is red and drifts over a desert? - A fart with a sunburn.
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Three brothers | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Three brothers are traveling along a road, and their car dies. They all get out of the car, and start walking to a barn that's a little ways away. When they get their, the farmer comes out of the barn, and offers them a room for one night. He says to the first one, "You can sleep with the pigs," the second guy," you can sleep with the cows", and the third guy, "I like the cut of your jib. You can sleep with my 18 daughters." The next morning, he asks everyone how they slept. The first man said, "I slept like a pig." The second man said ,"I slept like a cow." The third guy said, "I slept like a rabbit. I jumped from hole, to hole, to hole."
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husband so punctual | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Lady 1: "Why is your husband so punctual when returning home from work?" Lady 2: "I made a simple rule: sex will begin at 9pm sharp, whether he is there or not."
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organ donor | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
It takes guts to be an organ donor
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young rooster | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A farmer buys a young rooster. As soon as he brings the bird to the farm, it rushes & fucks all 150 hens. The farmer is impressed thinking about all the eggs the hens would hatch. At lunch, the rooster again screws all 150 hens. The farmer gets a bit worried now. The next day, he finds the rooster fucking the ducks, geese, & a parrot too which is now scaring him. Later that day, he finds the rooster lying pale, half-dead with vultures circling over its head. The farmer says, "You horny bastard, you deserve this." The rooster opens one eye, points up, & whispers, "Shh! Don't shout, let them land!"
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blonde try to kill | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
How did the blonde try to kill the bird?? She threw it off a cliff.
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put my shoes | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Dad, can you put my shoes on?" "No, I don't think they'll fit me
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Filipino contortionist | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Q: What do you call a Filipino contortionist? A: A Manila folder.
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the last guy | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A patient says, “Doctor, can I get AIDS from a toilet seat?” The doctor replies, “Yes, but only by sitting down before the last guy gets up.”
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walks into a pub | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads, "Cheese Sandwich: $1.50; Chicken Sandwich: $2.50; Hand Job: $10.00." Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men. "Yes?" she enquires with a knowing smile, "Can I help you?" "I was wondering," whispers the man, "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" "Yes," she purrs, "I am." The man replies, "Well, go wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich!"
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ordered a chicken | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know
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meet you at the corner | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What did one wall say to the other?" "I'll meet you at the corner.
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How did the blonde die | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
How did the blonde die drinking milk? The cow fell on her.
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A wife comes | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband's two. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. He says, "Hi darling, your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say hello?"
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A guy was driving | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes..."
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cups avoid the city | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why do coffee cups avoid the city? They're afraid to get mugged.
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The United States | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Brunette: "Where were you born?" Blonde: "The United States." Brunette: "Which part?" Blonde: "My whole body."
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Three guys travel | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Three guys travel to Saudi Arabia and get lost. They walk into a tent that they think was the one they rented, but actually belongs to a prince with 3 hot wives. The prince comes home and thinks his wives are cheating on him. As a punishment, he tells them that their penises will have to be cut off in some way relating to their occupation. He asks the first guy what his job was. "I'm an employee at the shooting range," he replies. "Then we'll shoot your dick off!" the prince says. "I'm a fireman," the second guy says. "Then we'll burn your cock off!" says the prince. The third guy smiles and says, "I'm a lollipop salesman."
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A robber comes | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
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blonde put her | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why did the blonde put her iPad in a blender? Because she wanted to make apple juice.
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A construction worker | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A construction worker on the third floor of a building needs a handsaw. He sees one of the laborers on the first floor and yells down to him, but the man indicates that he can't hear. So, the guy on the third floor tries to use signs. He points to his eye, meaning, "I," then at his knee, meaning, "need," and he moves his hand back and forth, meaning, "handsaw." The man on the first floor nods, then drops his pants and begins to masturbate. The man on the third floor freaks out and runs down to the first floor yelling, ''What the hell is wrong with you!? Are you stupid or something? I was saying that I needed a handsaw!'' The laborer looks at the carpenter and says, ''I knew that. I was just trying to tell you that I was coming.''
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mother's womb | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Three babies are in their mother's womb. One of them says, "I want to be an artist so everyone knows what it looks like in here." The next one says, "I want to be a swimmer because I get so much practice in here." The last baby says, "I'm going to be a hunter because if that snake comes in here and pokes me again, I'm going to chop that thing in half!"
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Kleenex dance | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it!
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burst into tears | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
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