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hd Joker Jokes Latest 2025
good rope jokes | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Know any good rope jokes? I'm a frayed knot.
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panties with flowers | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Why do women wear panties with flowers on them? In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.
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blonde tip | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet? Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!!
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Put a nipple | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
How do you make five pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it!
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blonde busy | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Q: How do you keep a blonde busy for 2 days? A: Give her a piece of paper that has "Please turn over" written on both sides.
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A couple is trying | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A couple is trying to have a baby. Finally, the blonde tells her husband, "Honey, I have great news! We're pregnant, and we're having twins!" The husband is overjoyed and says to his wife, "Honey that's wonderful, but how do you know so soon that we're having twins?" She nods her head and says, "Well, I bought the twin pack pregnancy test and they both came out positive!"
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banana split | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Where do you learn to make a banana split?" "Sundae school
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should do lunges | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward
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lost my mood | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I lost my mood ring and I don't know how to feel about it!
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money being spent | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today, than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs, huge erections, and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
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construction | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I've got a great joke about construction, but I'm still working on it
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personal trainer | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I used to be a personal trainer. Then I gave my too weak notice
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A penguin takes | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A penguin takes his car to the shop and the mechanic says it'll take about an hour for him to check it. While he waits, the penguin goes to an ice cream shop and orders a big sundae to pass the time. The penguin isn't the neatest eater, and he ends up covered in melted ice cream. When he returns to the shop, the mechanic takes one look at him and says, "Looks like you blew a seal." "No," the penguin insists, "it's just ice cream."
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A blonde wanting | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
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eight year old | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A mom of an eight year old boy is awaiting her son's arrival from school. As he runs in, he says he needs to talk to her about making babies. He claims he knows about the development of a fetus, but doesn't understand the answer to the million dollar question. Namely, how does the sperm get into the woman? The mom asks the boy what he thinks the answer is. The boy says that the sperm is manufactured in the man's stomach, rises up to his chest, then throat, and into his mouth, where he then kisses the woman and deposits the sperm into her mouth. The mom tells her boy that it is a good guess, but it's wrong. She gives him a hint by telling him that the sperm comes out of the man's penis. Suddenly, the boy's face becomes quite red and he says, "You mean you put your mouth on that thing?"
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fresh prints | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
How do you follow Will Smith in the snow?" "You follow the fresh prints
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young person with the short hair | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl? B: It's a girl. She's my daughter. A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father. B: I'm not. I'm her mother.
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have soft sex | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Q: Why do bunnies have soft sex? A: They have cotton balls.
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apocalypse means | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
So what if I don’t know what apocalypse means? It’s not the end of the world!
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black man funny jokes | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
There was a redneckwho hit every black man he saw with his truck. One day he saw a priest walking down the road and thought, "For all the bad things I done, let me give this priest a ride." So he picked the priest up and they drove along. The redneck saw a black guy down the road and decided he would pretend to fall asleep and so the priest would think it was an accident. The redneck closed his eyes and heard a loud bang. "What happened?" he asked. "You missed him," the priest said, "but I got him with the door.
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Scientists | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs.
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unfaithful espresso | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Did you hear about the unfaithful espresso? It was grounds for divorce.
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The Middle Ages | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
The Middle Ages were called the Dark Ages because there were too many knights.
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I love math | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I love math. And then sum.
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call an Indian | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What do you call an Indian man which is on fire? Ima Singin.
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like a snowstorm | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A man is like a snowstorm. You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it will last.
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you trust stairs | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Why shouldn't you trust stairs? They're always up to something.
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pickle slicer | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A man comes home early from work and tells his wife he just got fired. He tells her, "I got caught with my penis in the pickle slicer." His wife asks him if his penis is okay and he assures her it is fine. "Well," she asks, "What happened to the pickle slicer?" "Oh," he says, "She got fired too."
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A cheeseburger | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Sorry, we don't serve food here
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Can February | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Can February March? No, but April May.
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call the lesbian | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What do you call the lesbian version of a cock block? A beaver dam!
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put my shoes | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Dad, can you put my shoes on?" "No, I don't think they'll fit me
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Don't be racist | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
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invented King Arthur's | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Who invented King Arthur's round table? Sir Cumference.
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blonde runs | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
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boy walks | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A boy walks in on his mom and dad having sex. He asks, "What are you doing?" The dad replies, "Making you a brother or sister!" The boy says, "Well, do her doggy style I want a puppy."
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who invented zero | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.
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a computer store | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A blonde goes into a computer store and asks the clerk, “Where do you keep the curtains for computers?” The clerk answers with a puzzled face, “Curtains for computers? You don’t need curtains for computers.” The blonde’s eyes widen and she shakes her head as she answers, “Hello!?? My computer has Windows!!”
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Santa goes into a bar | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Santa goes into a bar in New York. The man on his right orders a drink, 'Johnnie Walker, single.' The man on his left says, 'Jack Daniels, single.' Santa says. 'Santa Singh, married.'
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A blonde goes to a soda | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A blonde goes to a soda machine. She puts in a dollar and gets a soda. She does this again and again. A man in line behind her asks why she is taking so long. She says, "Can't you see I'm winning?
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How was school today | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?" Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!" Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?" Patrick: "What school?"
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money issues | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A wife and husband are having money issues. One day they decide to have the wife work the corner. Later that night the husband goes to pick the wife up. He asks, "How much did you make, sweetie?" She answers, "I made $200.50." The husband says, "What asshole gave you 50 cents?" She replies, "All of them."
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Irish wedding | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake? One less drunk Irishman.
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physics teacher break up | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry.
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heart of the lion | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
My grandpa has the heart of the lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
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days are numbered | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered
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iPad in a blender | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Why did the blonde put her iPad in a blender? Because she wanted to make apple juice.
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Give it to me | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled, "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted to. I was keeping the umbrella.
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drug dealer | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
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job I can really | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Making mirrors is a job I can really see myself doing.
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