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hd Joker Jokes Latest 2026
Uncle Jack off | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
If your Uncle Jack was on his roof, and he wanted you to help him down, would you help your Uncle Jack off?
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get a squirrel | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut
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two black men in a red | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Q: What do you call two black men in a red sleeping bag? A: A Kit Kat.
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a bit of tomato sauce | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner. The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. "Och, I look like a pig!" The man nods, "And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!"
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blondes walk | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Three blondes walk into a building. You'd think one of them would've seen it.....
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receptionist | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Q: What does the receptionist at the sperm clinic say when clients are leaving? A: “Thanks for coming!”
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black man is lost | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A black man is lost in the forest. A hunter finds him and says, "Excuse me, sir. Can you ax me a tree?" The black man says, "No, but I can ax you a question?"
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call the lesbian | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What do you call the lesbian version of a cock block? A beaver dam!
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A blonde is wearing | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A blonde is wearing a pair of socks that don't match, one is red and the other is white. Her friend sees her out and says, "You know your socks don't match, right? You're wearing one red sock and one white sock." The blonde responds, "That's so weird! I have another pair just like it in my drawer at home."
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Santa is in Delhi | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Santa is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which has a Clock Tower when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower. Santa says agrees. 'Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder.' The man took the thousand and disappeared. Having waited for several hours the Santa figures he has been made a fool by that man. On the next day Santa is again walking along the same street and the same man asks him to buy the clock. 'Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder.' Santa gives him another thousand and says, 'Oye, I am not a fool. This time, you wait and I'll go get a ladder.'
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25th wedding anniversary joke | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Shortly before our 25th wedding anniversary, my husband sent 25 long-stemmed yellow roses to me at my office. A few days later, I plucked all the petals and dried them. On the night of our anniversary, I spread the petals over the bed and lay on top of them, wearing only a negligee. As I’d hoped, I got a reaction from my husband. When he saw me, he shouted, “Are those potato chips?”
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smiling Roman | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What do you call a smiling Roman soldier with a piece of hair stuck between his front teeth? A glad-he-ate-her.
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A man boards | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A man boards a plane with six kids. After they get settled in their seats, a woman sitting across the aisle leans over to him and asks, "Are all of those kids yours?" He replies, "No. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints."
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first day at school | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Mother: "Did you enjoy your first day at school?" Girl: "First day? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow?
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Welcome to Hell | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Two friends die. One goes to Heaven and the other goes to Hell. The one that goes to Heaven begs the angel to let him visit his friend in Hell, and the angel agrees. He gets to Hell and sees his friend surrounded by beautiful women and alcohol everywhere. He says to his friend, "Wow, you were a son of a bitch when we were alive! Hell looks better than Heaven." So the friend in Hell says, "Pour yourself a glass of wine." The heavenly friend pours the wine, and notices that the glass has no bottom. The good friend looks at the bad one in confusion, and the bad friend says, "The glass has no bottom, and neither do the girls. Welcome to Hell."
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Can February March | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Can February March? No, but April May
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should do lunges | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward
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A blonde gets lost | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A blonde gets lost and calls for directions. The operator asks which cross streets she's at. The blonde replies, "I'm on the corner of Walk and Do Not Walk."
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blondes walk | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Three blondes walk into a building. You'd think one of them would've seen it.....
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hundred dollar bill | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.
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Forrest Gump’s | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What was Forrest Gump’s email password? 1forrest1
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call an Indian | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What do you call an Indian man which is on fire? Ima Singin.
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making Russian tea | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I was making Russian tea. Unfortunately I cannot fish the teabag out of the vodka bottle.
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3 people on the boat | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
There are 3 people on the boat which is sinking. 1 American guy, 1 Asian guy, and 1 Mexican guy. The Asian guy said "I have to many of these" so he threw the rice out. The Mexican guy said "I have to many of these" so he threw out the tacos out. The American said "I have to many of these" so he threw the Mexican guy out.
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Why was six nervous | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why was six nervous? Because seven eight nine.
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good rope jokes | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Know any good rope jokes? I'm a frayed knot.
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babies come from | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”
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Stop jumping joke | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
How do you get the little black kids to stop jumping on the bed? Put Velcro on the ceiling. How do you get them down? Tell the Mexican kids it's a piñata.😋
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Never trust | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Never trust an atom, they make up everything!
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Don't be racist | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
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ordinary blowjob | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Q: What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? A: "Better hold onto your nuts because this is no ordinary blowjob."
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call a Mexican basketball | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What do you call a Mexican basketball player? Mexi-cant.
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A black boy joke | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”
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apocalypse means | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
So what if I don’t know what apocalypse means? It’s not the end of the world!
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call pasta | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What do you call pasta with no money? Penne-less.
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the newscaster | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says, "Six Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident." The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing, "That's horrible!" Confused, he replies, "Yes Dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk involved." After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says, "How many is a Brazilian?"
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crazy wife says | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A crazy wife says to her husband that moose are falling from the sky. The husband says, it’s reindeer.
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IDK Blonde | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!
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Homework joke | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Teacher: Can I see your homework Me: Haha no way loser do your own 😁😁😁😁
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blonde are stranded | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A brunette, redhead, and blonde are stranded on the edge of a cliff. An angel appears and instructs them to jump off the cliff and say out loud what they would like to land on safely. The brunette goes first. She jumps and says, "Pillows!" She lands on a pile of pillows at the bottom. The redhead goes next. She jumps and says "Feathers!" She lands on a mass of feathers below. The blonde walks up to the edge, but trips on a rock, yelling, "Shit!" as she falls off.
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An old couple | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
An old couple is ready to go to sleep. The old man lies on the bed but the old woman lies down on the floor. The old man asks, ''Why are you going to sleep on the floor?'' The old woman says, "Because I want to feel something hard for a change."
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call a blonde | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What do you call a blonde with a brain? A golden retriever.
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moon cut | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
How does the moon cut his hair?" "Eclipse it.
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favorite sport | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What is the favorite sport of Mexicans? Cross Country
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walks into a pub | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads, "Cheese Sandwich: $1.50; Chicken Sandwich: $2.50; Hand Job: $10.00." Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men. "Yes?" she enquires with a knowing smile, "Can I help you?" "I was wondering," whispers the man, "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" "Yes," she purrs, "I am." The man replies, "Well, go wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich!"
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shower is fun | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera
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fucking racist | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you fucking racist.
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blonde who dyes | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
How can you tell when a brunette is actually a blonde who dyes her hair? When she trips over the cordless phone.
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romantic text message | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A wife sent her husband a romantic text message… She wrote: “If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you.” Her husband texted back: “I’m on the toilet, please advise
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call me a taxi | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi. B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.
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