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shouldn't you argue | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Why shouldn't you argue with a dinosaur? You'll get jurasskicked.
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joins a soccer | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A man joins a soccer team and his new teammates inform him, "At your first team dinner as the new guy, you will have to give us a talk about sex." The evening arrives and he gives a detailed, humorous account of his sex life. When he got home, his wife asked how the evening went and not wanting to lie, but also not wanting to explain exactly what happened, he said, "Oh, I had to make a talk about yachting," his wife thought this a little peculiar but said nothing more and went to sleep. The next day she bumped into one of his new teammates at the supermarket and asked, "I heard my husband had to make a speech last night. How did it go?" His mate said smiling, 'Oh, it was excellent! Your husband is clearly very experienced!." The wife looked confused and replied to his mate, "Strange, he has only done it twice and the second time he was sick."
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a terminal illness | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live." Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!" Doctor: "Nine."
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2 Swimming Pools | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Banta built 2 Swimming Pools. And he left one of them unfilled y? When asked him, he said, “Oye, that’s for those who don’t know Swimming.”
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husband after a day | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
It was Christmas Eve. A woman came home to her husband after a day of busy shopping. Later on that night when she was getting undressed for bed, he noticed a mark on the inside of her leg. "What is that?" he asked. She said, "I visited the tattoo parlor today. On the inside of one leg I had them tattoo 'Merry Christmas,' and on the inside of the other one they tattooed 'Happy New Year.'" Perplexed, he asked, "Why did you do that?" "Well," she replied, "now you can't complain that there's never anything to eat between Christmas and New Years!"
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call an Indian | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What do you call an Indian man which is on fire? Ima Singin.
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who invented zero | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.
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a black man joke | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
There is a black man, a white man, and a Mexican man on a plane that is too heavy to fly and they are about to crash. They each have to throw something off the plane to save them from crashing. The black man throws out his Jordan shoes and says, "We have too many in our country.” The Mexican tosses out his lawn mower and says, "We have too many in our country.” The white man puts his item down, grabs the Mexican, throws him out the window and says, "We have too many in our country.
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song about burritos | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I wrote a song about burritos. It's a rap
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Angry santa | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Angry Santa threw 6 cricket balls on his gf. GF: “What the hell was that?” Santa: “its over”!🤣
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Why should you wear | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Why should you wear glasses when doing math? They improve division.
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There are three blondes | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
There are three blondes who are on a road trip. As they are driving through the desert, their car breaks down. They have no phone to call anyone, so they decide to walk to the nearest city, several miles away. They each decide to take one thing to make the journey better. The first blonde takes the radio and says, "If we get bored, we can put the radio on and listen to music." The second blonde decides to take a wheel, "In case one of us gets really tired, we can go inside the wheel and be rolled." The third blonde takes the car door, "In case it gets too hot, we can roll down the window!"
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Welcome to Hell | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Two friends die. One goes to Heaven and the other goes to Hell. The one that goes to Heaven begs the angel to let him visit his friend in Hell, and the angel agrees. He gets to Hell and sees his friend surrounded by beautiful women and alcohol everywhere. He says to his friend, "Wow, you were a son of a bitch when we were alive! Hell looks better than Heaven." So the friend in Hell says, "Pour yourself a glass of wine." The heavenly friend pours the wine, and notices that the glass has no bottom. The good friend looks at the bad one in confusion, and the bad friend says, "The glass has no bottom, and neither do the girls. Welcome to Hell."
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contracts | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A man goes to a $10 sex worker and contracts crabs. When he goes back to complain, the sex worker laughs and says, "What do you expect for ten dollars? Lobster?"
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crime at an Apple Store | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
If you see a crime at an Apple Store, does that make you an iWitness
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Polish Navy | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Why does the Polish Navy have glass-bottomed boats? So they can see the old Polish Navy.
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Ford didn't invent | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I'm happy Ford didn't invent the airplane. It wouldn't have been Wright.
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unfaithful espresso | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Did you hear about the unfaithful espresso? It was grounds for divorce.
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vacuum cleaner | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering dust!
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white owl and a black owl | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Q:what's the difference between a white owl and a black owl. A:a white owl goes who who. a black owl goes who dat who dat.
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put the cat out | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Dad, can you put the cat out?" "I didn't know it was on fire
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Can February | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Can February March? No, but April May.
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telling Dad | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I like telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs!
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Maria went home | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"
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Two couples | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Two couples went out golfing together. The men hit first from the men's tee and walked with the ladies to their tee box. The first lady took a mighty swing at the ball, missing it completely, while passing some gas rather loudly in the process. No one commented. She addressed the ball again but this time she passed just little gas as she made contact with the ball, topping it and moving it only a short distance. She said, "I wonder why it didn't go any further?" One of the men said, "I don't think you gave it enough gas."
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ordered a chicken | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know
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Making mirrors | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Making mirrors is a job I can really see myself doing.
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Glasgow | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Las Vegas and Glasgow have a lot in common: they’re the only two places in the world where you can pay for sex with chips
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kinky and perverted | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.
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I love math | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I love math. And then sum.
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difference between your penis | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What's the difference between your penis and a bonus check? Someone's always willing to blow your bonus.
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ordinary blowjob | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Q: What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? A: "Better hold onto your nuts because this is no ordinary blowjob."
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girl's college | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Contest in a girl's college: write a short story which contains religion, sex and mystery. Winner's story: "Oh god, I am pregnant, I wonder who did it."
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bathroom shaving | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
One weekend, a husband is in the bathroom shaving when the local kid Bubba he hired to mow his lawn, comes in to pee. The husband slyly looks over and is shocked at how immensely endowed Bubba is. He can't help himself, and asks Bubba what his secret is. "Well," says Bubba, "every night before I climb into bed with a girl, I whack my penis on the bedpost three times. It works, and it sure impresses the girls!" The husband was excited at this easy suggestion and decided to try it that very night. So before climbing into bed with his wife, he took out his penis and whacked it three times on the bedpost. His wife, half-asleep, said, "Bubba? Is that you?"
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trust stairs | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something
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invented King Arthur's | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Who invented King Arthur's round table? Sir Cumference.
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macho man married | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A typical macho man married a typical good looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules. "I'll be home when I want, if I want, what time I want, and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table, unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card playing when I want with my old buddies, and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?" His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night, whether you're here or not."
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banana factory | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Why did Billy get fired from the banana factory? He kept throwing away the bent ones
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don’t trust stairs | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something.
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one plant say | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What did one plant say to the other? "Girl, you really got me growing."
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save two of every animal | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.
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sweet potatoes wear | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What do sweet potatoes wear to bed? Yammies.
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bloody perfect | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can’t have a headache and sex at the same time
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child birth | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
From what I understand about child birth, it changes you ‘downstairs’. I like my downstairs the way it is thank you very much. I certainly don’t need an extension
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call fake noodles | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What do you call fake noodles? Impastas.
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money issues | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A wife and husband are having money issues. One day they decide to have the wife work the corner. Later that night the husband goes to pick the wife up. He asks, "How much did you make, sweetie?" She answers, "I made $200.50." The husband says, "What asshole gave you 50 cents?" She replies, "All of them."
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may I disturb | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
At work: Excuse me, may I disturb you shortly? - Of course, what is it? - Nothing, I just wanted to disturb you.
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guy decides | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A guy decides to do something nice for his girlfriend before they leave on vacation so he gets her name tattooed on his penis. He comes home and shows it to her. She looks at it and says, "That's great, sweetie, but what is 'Wy'?" He tells her to rub it and as she does she sees it actually reads "Wendy." When they arrive at Montego Bay, the couple are walking along a nude beach and the boyfriend notices a black guy with "Wy" on his penis. He asks the man if he also has a girlfriend named Wendy. The black guy laughs and says, "Nah, mon, mine says 'Welcome to Jamaica have a nice day.'"
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paedophilia | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
The thing I don’t get about paedophilia… Why the hell do kids find old men in dirty raincoats so sexy?
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pick their nose | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine
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