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Don't call me | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I'll call you later. Don't call me later, call me Dad!
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Fruit flies like a banana | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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eggs tell jokes | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up
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about the blonde | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Did you hear about the blonde that got excited? She finished a jigsaw puzzle in six months, when the box said, "two to four years."
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call an elephant | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant
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moon cut | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
How does the moon cut his hair?" "Eclipse it.
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may I disturb | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
At work: Excuse me, may I disturb you shortly? - Of course, what is it? - Nothing, I just wanted to disturb you.
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An old lady | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
An old lady went to visit her dentist. When it was her turn, she sat in the chair, lowered her underpants, and raised her legs. The dentist said, “Excuse me, but I’m not a gynecologist.” “I know,” said the old lady. “I want you to take my husband’s teeth out.”
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broken rubber | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A kid walks up to his mom and asks, "Mom, can I go bungee jumping?" The mom says "No, you were born from broken rubber and I don't want you to go out the same way!"
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Two couples | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Two couples went out golfing together. The men hit first from the men's tee and walked with the ladies to their tee box. The first lady took a mighty swing at the ball, missing it completely, while passing some gas rather loudly in the process. No one commented. She addressed the ball again but this time she passed just little gas as she made contact with the ball, topping it and moving it only a short distance. She said, "I wonder why it didn't go any further?" One of the men said, "I don't think you gave it enough gas."
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A young woman | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A young woman asked her mom if she could go out for some fries and eat them with friends for 2 hours. Her mom said, "Sure." However, the daughter went to her boyfriends and had sex with him for 2 hours. When she came back home, her mom asked her how the fries were. The daughter replied, "Nice!" The mom said, "I can tell you enjoyed them; there's still mayonnaise dripping from your face."
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the newscaster | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says, "Six Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident." The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing, "That's horrible!" Confused, he replies, "Yes Dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk involved." After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says, "How many is a Brazilian?"
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shower is fun | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera
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husband came home an hour late | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Q: What did the cannibal’s wife do when her husband came home an hour late for dinner? A: She gave him the cold shoulder. 😋😋
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child birth | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
From what I understand about child birth, it changes you ‘downstairs’. I like my downstairs the way it is thank you very much. I certainly don’t need an extension
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put my shoes | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Dad, can you put my shoes on?" "No, I don't think they'll fit me
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Irish wedding | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake? One less drunk Irishman.
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prostitute | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Two men visit a prostitute. The first man goes into the bedroom. He comes out ten minutes later and says, "Heck. My wife is better than that." The second man goes in. He comes out ten minutes later and says, "You know? Your wife IS better."
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A sailor drops | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"
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A little boy walks | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A little boy walks into his parents' room while they're having sex. The boy asks, "What are you doing?" The mother explains, "Your daddy was full of air, so I was jumping on him to get it out." The boy says, "That's funny. Every time you leave for work, your sister comes and blows him right back up."
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kangaroo jump higher | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? - Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
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ordinary blowjob | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Q: What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? A: "Better hold onto your nuts because this is no ordinary blowjob."
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walked into a couch | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A chemist walked into a couch store and ended up buying a photon.
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A trucker | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A trucker who has been out on the road for two months stops at a brothel outside Atlanta. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, "I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!" The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my prettiest ladies and a three-course meal." The trucker replies, "Listen darlin’, I’m not horny – I’m just homesick."
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During a discussion | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
During a discussion at Sunday school, a nun asks the children what they think God takes you by when you die. A kid responds, "I think God takes you by your feet, because once I walked into my parents room and my mom's feet were in the air and she was screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!!!"
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hundred dollar bill | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.
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blondes girls were walking | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Three blondes girls were walking in the woods and came upon tracks. The first one said, "Look, it's deer tracks." The second one said, "No, it's wolf tracks" and before the third one could answer, they got hit by a train.
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sophisticated dinner party | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I was at a sophisticated dinner party the other day… when I farted loudly. One of the guests was appalled and said indignantly, “How dare you fart in front of my wife!” I said, “I’m sorry, I didn’t realize it was her turn next
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expensive car | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
My friend drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how his Mercedes bends
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Mexican fire chief | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons? Hose A and Hose B!
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Forrest Gump’s | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What was Forrest Gump’s email password? 1forrest1
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mother's womb | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Three babies are in their mother's womb. One of them says, "I want to be an artist so everyone knows what it looks like in here." The next one says, "I want to be a swimmer because I get so much practice in here." The last baby says, "I'm going to be a hunter because if that snake comes in here and pokes me again, I'm going to chop that thing in half!"
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Put a nipple | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
How do you make five pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it!
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hardened | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.
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Don't be racist | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
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Welcome to Hell | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Two friends die. One goes to Heaven and the other goes to Hell. The one that goes to Heaven begs the angel to let him visit his friend in Hell, and the angel agrees. He gets to Hell and sees his friend surrounded by beautiful women and alcohol everywhere. He says to his friend, "Wow, you were a son of a bitch when we were alive! Hell looks better than Heaven." So the friend in Hell says, "Pour yourself a glass of wine." The heavenly friend pours the wine, and notices that the glass has no bottom. The good friend looks at the bad one in confusion, and the bad friend says, "The glass has no bottom, and neither do the girls. Welcome to Hell."
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boy walks | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A boy walks in on his mom and dad having sex. He asks, "What are you doing?" The dad replies, "Making you a brother or sister!" The boy says, "Well, do her doggy style I want a puppy."
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My wife suffers | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
“My wife suffers from a drinking problem.” - “Oh is she an alcoholic?” - “No, I am, but she’s the one who suffers.”
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vacation | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Where do fruits go on vacation?" "Pear-is!
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walks into a pub | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads, "Cheese Sandwich: $1.50; Chicken Sandwich: $2.50; Hand Job: $10.00." Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men. "Yes?" she enquires with a knowing smile, "Can I help you?" "I was wondering," whispers the man, "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" "Yes," she purrs, "I am." The man replies, "Well, go wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich!"
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What do politicians and diapers | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Q: What do politicians and diapers have in common? - A: Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.
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Babe What You Doing | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Boyfriend: Babe What You Doing? Girlfriend: Nothing. Really Tired. Just Going To Sleep Now Honey. And You Sweetheart? Boyfriend: In The Club Standing Behind You
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A blonde was swerving | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving very badly, so she got pulled over by a cop. The cop walked up to her window and asked, "Miss, why are you driving so recklessly?" The blonde said, "I'm sorry sir, but wherever I go, there's always a tree in front of me and I can't seem to get away from it!" The cop looked at her and said, "Ma'am, that's your air freshener!"
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Wife wanted | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted." Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
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A man and a woman | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!" The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"
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during sex | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. Who the hell runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?
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independent 75-year-old woman | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A difficult independent 75-year-old woman liked sitting by the park feeding the pigeons. One day she brought with her a whole loaf of fresh bread just to feed her daily company. Little by little, pinch by pinch, she fed each pigeon with joy. She sat there without being noticed by anyone in the rich suburban neighborhood. Then suddenly a man in his early 40's rained on her parade by telling her that she shouldn't throw away good food on a bunch of pigeons that can find food anywhere when there are a lot of people starving in Africa. She replied in crazed anger and without hesitation, "Well, hell, I can't throw that far!"
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favorite prize | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Q: What's a WASP's favorite prize? A: The Lilly Pulitzer prize.
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Akbar joke | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Teacher: Who was Akbar ? Boy: Akbar was Gay. Teacher:- What, Are you mad ? Why did you say that? Boy:- We have heard Laila – Majnu, Heer -Ranjha, Soni- Mahival, Romeo-Juliet But Only Akbar – Birbal !😁
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Super hero jokes | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Boy: I am a super hero, guess my name? Girl: Superman? Ironman? . . . . . . Boy: Watchman who saves owners lives.😁
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