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master of fast | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
“I am a master of fast calculations.” - “OK, what is 758 time 642 divided by 5?” - “22!” - “Ha ha, that’s wrong!” - “Might be, but it was fast!”
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How did the blonde die | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
How did the blonde die drinking milk? The cow fell on her.
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What do politicians and diapers | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Q: What do politicians and diapers have in common? - A: Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.
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yogurt and Italians | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What's the difference between yogurt and Italians? Yogurt has a working culture.
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2 plus 2 pappu joke | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Teacher: What is 2 plus 2 Pappu: 4 Teacher: That’s good. Pappu: Good ? That’s perfect !
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organ donor | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
It takes guts to be an organ donor
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baker couldn't make | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
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cups avoid the city | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Why do coffee cups avoid the city? They're afraid to get mugged.
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A little girl and boy | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which one is better. Finally, the boy drops his pants and says, “Here’s something I have that you’ll never have!” The little girl is pretty upset by this, since it is clearly true, and runs home crying. A while later, she comes running back with a smile on her face. She drops her pants and says, “My mommy says that with one of these, I can have as many of those as I want!”
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rabbits making love | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Why can't you hear rabbits making love? Because they have cotton balls.
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blonde to laugh | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Q: How can you get a blonde to laugh on Saturday? A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
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selling my talking parrot | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I’m selling my talking parrot. Why? Because yesterday, the bastard tried to sell me.
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blonde girlfriend | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!"
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Woman naked on the bed | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
After fighting some crime, Superman wanted to score some action. He flew over to Wonder Woman's apartment to see if she was available. As he landed on her balcony, he saw Wonder Woman naked on the bed with her legs wide open. Superman thought to himself, "I'm faster than a speeding bullet; I could be in there, have sex, and be out again before she knew what happened." So Superman did his super thing in a split second and flew off happily. Meanwhile back on the bed, Wonder Woman asked, "Did you hear something?" "No!" said the Invisible Man, "But my ass sure hurts like hell!"
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a terminal illness | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live." Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!" Doctor: "Nine."
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Roman Emperor's hair | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What do you use to cut a Roman Emperor's hair? Ceasers.
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compromise with your wife | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Man: How did you compromise with your wife? Husband: She came to me on her feet. Man: and what she said? Husband: i was down to bad and she said come out, i will not say you anything...
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get arrested | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Three people get arrested and are taken into holding for questioning. The officer talks to the first girl, asking, "What's your name?" She says, "Yo." The officer asks, "What are you in for?" She responds with, "Blowing bubbles." The officer takes her picture and lets her go. He asks the second girl, "What's your name?" She responds with, "Yo Yo." The officer asks, "What are you in for?" She responds with, "Blowing bubbles." The officer takes her picture and lets her go. He talks to the guy and says, "Let me guess, your name is Yo Yo Yo." The guy replies with, "No, it's Bubbles."
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An old lady | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
An old lady went to visit her dentist. When it was her turn, she sat in the chair, lowered her underpants, and raised her legs. The dentist said, “Excuse me, but I’m not a gynecologist.” “I know,” said the old lady. “I want you to take my husband’s teeth out.”
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tiny village | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
In a tiny village lived an old maid. In spite of her old age, she was still a virgin. She was very proud of it. She knew her last days were getting closer, so she told the local undertaker that she wanted the following inscription on her tombstone: "Born as a virgin, lived as a virgin, died as a virgin." Not long after, the old maid died peacefully, and the undertaker told his men what the lady had said. The men went to carve it in, but the lazy no-goods they were, they thought the inscription to be unnecessarily long. They simply wrote: "Returned unopened."
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super hot chick | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A super hot chick walks into her church and says to the priest, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned." The priest says, "Tell me dear, what's on your mind?" "Well Father, I am a sex addict, and lately I discovered that I like doing it with priests. I had sex with the one from the church two blocks from here, the one five blocks from here, and also the one from the church nearby." The priest says, "It's okay, just pray three times a day for one week and it will all be okay." As the girl tries to go out, the priest says, "Oh, and dont forget that I will always be here for you!"
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whats your number | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Boy: Girl, whats your number? Girl: I have a boyfriend Boy: I have a math test Girl: What? Boy: Aren't we talking about things we cheat on?
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a brunette | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away. The redhead swam trying to make it to the other shore she swam 15 miles, drowned, and died. The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died. The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.
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Before Marriage | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Before Marriage - - - Boyfriend: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. Girlfriend: Do you want me to leave? Boyfriend: NO! Don't even think about it. Girlfriend: Do you love me? Boyfriend: Of course! Over and over! Girlfriend: Have you ever cheated on me? Boyfriend: NO! Why are you even asking? Girlfriend: Will you kiss me? Boyfriend: Every chance I get! Girlfriend: Will you hit me? Boyfriend: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person! Girlfriend: Can I trust you? Boyfriend: Yes. Girlfriend: Darling! After marriage - simply read from bottom to top.
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girl's college | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Contest in a girl's college: write a short story which contains religion, sex and mystery. Winner's story: "Oh god, I am pregnant, I wonder who did it."
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call a blonde | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What do you call a blonde with a brain? A golden retriever.
blonde jokes
a bit of tomato sauce | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner. The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. "Och, I look like a pig!" The man nods, "And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!"
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Santa goes into a bar | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Santa goes into a bar in New York. The man on his right orders a drink, 'Johnnie Walker, single.' The man on his left says, 'Jack Daniels, single.' Santa says. 'Santa Singh, married.'
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husband came home an hour late | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Q: What did the cannibal’s wife do when her husband came home an hour late for dinner? A: She gave him the cold shoulder. 😋😋
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Santa falls in Love | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Doctor Santa falls in Love with a Nurse. He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister…
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who invented zero | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.
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difference between your boyfriend | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What's the difference between your boyfriend and a condom? Condoms have evolved: They're not so thick and insensitive anymore.
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You know how it is in life | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
You know how it is in life. One door closes – that means another door opens…” “Yeah, very nice, but you either fix that or I’m expecting a serious discount on that car!”
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I get divorced | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked.
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put it in slowly | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
"Babe is it in?" "Yea." "Does it hurt?" "Uh huh." "Let me put it in slowly." "It still hurts." "Okay, let's try another shoe size."
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lying on the beach | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady." He replies, "If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself."
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tried to catch | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Have you ever tried to catch a fog? I tried yesterday but I mist
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Jews walked | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Two Jews walked into a bar. It was busy. So they bought it.
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an extra pair | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?" "In case they get a hole in one
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blonde who dyes | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
How can you tell when a brunette is actually a blonde who dyes her hair? When she trips over the cordless phone.
blonde jokes
What did the blonde say | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What did the blonde say when she saw the Cheerios box? "Omg, donut seeds!"
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had a dream | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I once had a dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda. It was more of a fanta sea
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worth of used | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What do you do with a year’s worth of used condoms? A. Melt them into a tire and call it a goodyear.
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A couple is trying | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A couple is trying to have a baby. Finally, the blonde tells her husband, "Honey, I have great news! We're pregnant, and we're having twins!" The husband is overjoyed and says to his wife, "Honey that's wonderful, but how do you know so soon that we're having twins?" She nods her head and says, "Well, I bought the twin pack pregnancy test and they both came out positive!"
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After picking her son | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
After picking her son up from school one day, the mother asks him what he did at school. The kid replies, "I had sex with my teacher." She gets so mad that when they get home, she orders him to go straight to his room. When the father returns home that evening, the mother angrily tells him the news of what their son had done. As the father hears the news, a huge grin spreads across his face. He walks to his son's room and asks him what happened at school, the son tells him, "I had sex with my teacher." The father tells the boy that he is so proud of him, and he is going to reward him with the bike he has been asking for. On the way to the store, the dad asks his son if he would like to ride his new bike home. His son responds, "No thanks Dad, my butt still hurts."
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good rope jokes | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Know any good rope jokes? I'm a frayed knot.
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laugh on Saturday | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Q: How can you get a blonde to laugh on Saturday? A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
blonde jokes
black Jewish boy | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!
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call pasta | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What do you call pasta with no money? Penne-less.
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Two sperms | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Two sperms are racing to reach the ovule. After a minute, one asks the other, "Hey, how much longer until we reach the ovaries?" The other answers, "Keep swimming, fool! We haven't even passed the tonsils yet!"
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