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tried to catch | Best English Jokes 2026 ๐Ÿคฃ

Have you ever tried to catch a fog? I tried yesterday but I mist

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takes his girlfriend | Best English Jokes 2026 ๐Ÿคฃ

A guy takes his girlfriend to his bedroom, drops his pants, and says, "Meet my little brother." The girlfriend picks up her purse on the way out and says, "Call me when he grows up."

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macho man married | Best English Jokes 2026 ๐Ÿคฃ

A typical macho man married a typical good looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules. "I'll be home when I want, if I want, what time I want, and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table, unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card playing when I want with my old buddies, and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?" His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night, whether you're here or not."

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A guy believed | Best English Jokes 2026 ๐Ÿคฃ

A guy believed that his wife is cheating on him, so he hired a private investigator. The cheapest he could find was a Chinese man. This was the Chinese PI's report about what he found: "Most honorable, sir. You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He kiss she. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall out tree. I not see. No fee. Cheng Lee.

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call pasta | Best English Jokes 2026 ๐Ÿคฃ

What do you call pasta with no money? Penne-less.

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his buddy | Best English Jokes 2026 ๐Ÿคฃ

There is a fellow who is talking to his buddy and says, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants. I'm stumped." His buddy says, "I have an idea. Why don't you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled!" The first fellow does just that. The next day, his buddy asks, "Well, did you take my suggestion? How did it turn out?" "She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling, 'I'll see you in two hours!'"

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The bell rang | Best English Jokes 2026 ๐Ÿคฃ

The bell rang for school to start and John walked in late. Mr. Clark asked, "John, why are you late?" He replied, "I was on Cherry Hill." Then he sat down. Ten minutes later Nathan walked in late and Mr. Clark repeated, "Why are you late?" Nathan answered, "I was on top of Cherry Hill." Five minutes later Kevin walked in late and Mr. Clark said to him, "Kevin, where have you been?" Kevin replied, "I was on Cherry Hill." Ten minutes later a girl walked in the classroom and Mr. Clark asked, "Hi there, what's your name?" The girl replied, "Cherry Hill."

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hanging onto a rope | Best English Jokes 2026 ๐Ÿคฃ

There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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A teenage boy | Best English Jokes 2026 ๐Ÿคฃ

A teenage boy takes a quadriplegic girl on a date to dinner and the movies. At the end of the night out, he drives her back home and they start making out in his car. He tells the girl he feels uncomfortable doing this where her parents could come outside and catch them in the act. She says not to worry because she has a place they can go. So he helps her in her chair and she tells him to wheel her into the backyard. When they get in the back, she shows him a huge weeping willow tree that they can hide under and says he can do whatever he wants to her. Under the tree, she shows him two branches that can prop her up and he has his way with her. When they finish, he dresses himself and her, puts back into her chair, wheels her to the front door, and knocks. When her father sees the young man, he thanks him. The boy feels very uncomfortable because of what he just did to the man's daughter and asks, "Why are you thanking me?" "Because son," the father answers, "You are the first boy to take her out of the tree."

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sex with a Chinese woman | Best English Jokes 2026 ๐Ÿคฃ

I had sex with a Chinese woman last night. It was great, but an hour later I was STILL horny!

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selling my talking parrot | Best English Jokes 2026 ๐Ÿคฃ

Iโ€™m selling my talking parrot. Why? Because yesterday, the bastard tried to sell me.

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A black guy walks joke | Best English Jokes 2026 ๐Ÿคฃ

A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and asks for a beer. The bartender brings a beer and notices the parrot on his shoulder and says, "Hey that's really neat. Where did you get it?" The parrot responds, "In the jungle, there's millions of them.

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blonde like lightening | Best English Jokes 2026 ๐Ÿคฃ

Why did the blonde like lightening? She thought someone was taking a picture of her.

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walked into a couch | Best English Jokes 2026 ๐Ÿคฃ

A chemist walked into a couch store and ended up buying a photon.

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kangaroo jump higher | Best English Jokes 2026 ๐Ÿคฃ

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? - Of course, a house doesnโ€™t jump at all.

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Christmas is your right | Best English Jokes 2026 ๐Ÿคฃ

If Thanksgiving is your left leg and Christmas is your right leg, can I visit between the holidays?

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wrote a song | Best English Jokes 2026 ๐Ÿคฃ

I wrote a song about burritos. It's a rap.

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Screw the mailman | Best English Jokes 2026 ๐Ÿคฃ

I'm a mailman. At Christmas this year, Mrs. Jankowitz met me at the door and invited me in for a great breakfast spread. After I ate, I thanked her and she said, "There's more." She took me to her bedroom and showed me moves I had never imagined. I told her I had no idea she felt this way. She said, "I don't." I ask, "What was all this about?" She says, "I asked the husband what to give the mailman." He said, "Screw the mailman, breakfast was my idea."

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blondes fell down | Best English Jokes 2026 ๐Ÿคฃ

Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?" The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."

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A blonde is overweight | Best English Jokes 2026 ๐Ÿคฃ

A blonde is overweight so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day and repeat for two weeks and you'll lose at least five pounds." When the blonde returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds. The doctor exclaims, "That's amazing! Did you follow my diet?" The blonde nods. "I thought I was going to drop dead every third day from all the skipping!"

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redhead are running | Best English Jokes 2026 ๐Ÿคฃ

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. They run into an old barn and hide in potato sacks. The officer chasing them walks into the barn looking for them. He kicks the first sack with the redhead inside and the redhead says, "Woof woof!" The cop thinks it's a dog, so he walks to the next one. He kicks the second bag with the brunette, and she says, "Meow meow!" The cop believes it's a cat and moves on. He kicks the third bag with the blonde, and the blonde yells, "Potato potato!"

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hardened | Best English Jokes 2026 ๐Ÿคฃ

Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.

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husband so punctual | Best English Jokes 2026 ๐Ÿคฃ

Lady 1: "Why is your husband so punctual when returning home from work?" Lady 2: "I made a simple rule: sex will begin at 9pm sharp, whether he is there or not."

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yogurt and Italians | Best English Jokes 2026 ๐Ÿคฃ

What's the difference between yogurt and Italians? Yogurt has a working culture.

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babies may be delivered | Best English Jokes 2026 ๐Ÿคฃ

Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.

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blonde dyes | Best English Jokes 2026 ๐Ÿคฃ

What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brunette? Artificial intelligence.

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iPad in a blender | Best English Jokes 2026 ๐Ÿคฃ

Why did the blonde put her iPad in a blender? Because she wanted to make apple juice.

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woman shot her husband | Best English Jokes 2026 ๐Ÿคฃ

A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station. โ€œI have an interesting case here,โ€ he says. โ€œA woman shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped.โ€ โ€œHave you arrested her?โ€ asks the sergeant. โ€œNo, not yet. The floorโ€™s still wet.โ€

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thief hire | Best English Jokes 2026 ๐Ÿคฃ

Why did the thief hire a maid to plan his vacation? He wanted a clean getaway.

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playing Bridge | Best English Jokes 2026 ๐Ÿคฃ

Sex is like playing Bridge โ€“ if you donโ€™t have a good partner, you better have a good hand

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my relationship | Best English Jokes 2026 ๐Ÿคฃ

Iโ€™m about three years into my relationship now and I've started to have erection difficulties. My girlfriend and I have different ideas as to what the problem is: she bought me some Viagra and I bought her a treadmill.

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A blonde woman decides | Best English Jokes 2026 ๐Ÿคฃ

A blonde woman decides that she is sick and tired of all the blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her fur coat. She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said, "For best results, put on two coats."

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Santa and Banta are walking | Best English Jokes 2026 ๐Ÿคฃ

Santa and Banta are walking on a road, and they find a 1000 rupee note lying down. Santa - What should we do now? Banta- We'll take 50:50. Santa- What about the remaining 900? ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜

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Two police officers | Best English Jokes 2026 ๐Ÿคฃ

Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says, โ€œWow, thatโ€™s got to be the fastest we ever got to the accident site.โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹

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wife starts to sing | Best English Jokes 2026 ๐Ÿคฃ

When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on. ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹

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incredible Sulk | Best English Jokes 2026 ๐Ÿคฃ

What is green and sits crying in the corner? The incredible Sulk.

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drag their women | Best English Jokes 2026 ๐Ÿคฃ

Q: Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair? A: Because they found out by dragging them by their legs that their hole would fill up with mud.

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favorite memories | Best English Jokes 2026 ๐Ÿคฃ

One of my favorite memories as a kid was when my brothers used to put me inside a tire and roll me down a hill. They were Goodyears!

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I knew a blonde | Best English Jokes 2026 ๐Ÿคฃ

I knew a blonde that was so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

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The Middle Ages | Best English Jokes 2026 ๐Ÿคฃ

The Middle Ages were called the Dark Ages because there were too many knights.

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about the guy | Best English Jokes 2026 ๐Ÿคฃ

Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize

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trust stairs | Best English Jokes 2026 ๐Ÿคฃ

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something

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the newscaster | Best English Jokes 2026 ๐Ÿคฃ

A blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says, "Six Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident." The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing, "That's horrible!" Confused, he replies, "Yes Dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk involved." After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says, "How many is a Brazilian?"

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My whole body | Best English Jokes 2026 ๐Ÿคฃ

Brunette: "Where were you born?" Blonde: "The United States." Brunette: "Which part?" Blonde: "My whole body."

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Stop jumping joke | Best English Jokes 2026 ๐Ÿคฃ

How do you get the little black kids to stop jumping on the bed? Put Velcro on the ceiling. How do you get them down? Tell the Mexican kids it's a piรฑata.๐Ÿ˜‹

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grasp the concept | Best English Jokes 2026 ๐Ÿคฃ

Q: Why can't blondes tie shoes? A: They just can't grasp the concept that the long thing goes around the hole, not into it.

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guy was driving | Best English Jokes 2026 ๐Ÿคฃ

A guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes..."

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A police officer | Best English Jokes 2026 ๐Ÿคฃ

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

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nothing special | Best English Jokes 2026 ๐Ÿคฃ

Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex." "Social Security sex?" "Yeah, you know, I get a little each month, but not enough to live on.โ€

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difference between your boyfriend | Best English Jokes 2026 ๐Ÿคฃ

What's the difference between your boyfriend and a condom? Condoms have evolved: They're not so thick and insensitive anymore.

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