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hd Joker Jokes Latest 2026
Baby Corn | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?" "Where's Pop Corn
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blonde runs | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
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Florida or the Sun | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
So I asked a blonde, "Which is closer, Florida or the Sun?" She said, "The Sun, because I can look up and see it.
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2 plus 2 pappu joke | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Teacher: What is 2 plus 2 Pappu: 4 Teacher: That’s good. Pappu: Good ? That’s perfect !
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black guy walks into a bar | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot the bartender says cool where did u get it the parrot says Africa
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master of fast | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
“I am a master of fast calculations.” - “OK, what is 758 time 642 divided by 5?” - “22!” - “Ha ha, that’s wrong!” - “Might be, but it was fast!”
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shower is fun | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera
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sprinter eat | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What does a sprinter eat before a race?" "Nothing, they fast!
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good rope jokes | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Know any good rope jokes? I'm a frayed knot.
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A blonde gets lost | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A blonde gets lost and calls for directions. The operator asks which cross streets she's at. The blonde replies, "I'm on the corner of Walk and Do Not Walk."
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a black girl | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Q: How does a black girl tell if she is pregnant? A: When she pulls the tampon out all the cotton is picked.
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claped together | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Pedro lives in an orphanage. One day Pedro is heading towards town with his hands claped together, when the padre who runs this orphanage asks Pedro, "What do you have in your hands and where are you going?" Pedro replies, "Father, I have horseflies and I am going to town to get horses." Sure enough later Pedro comes back with two beautiful Arabians. Next day Pedro walks past the priest again with the same question, "Pedro, what do you have in your hand and where are you going?" Pedro replies once again, "Father I have butter and I am going to town to get butterflies." Sure enough Pedro returns with beautiful monarch butterflies. The very next day Pedro is headed towards town once again when the Priest asks the same question, "Pedro what do you have in your hands and where are you going?" Again Pedro replies, "Father I have Pussy willows-" "Wait, Pedro!" says the Priest, "I'll go with you!!"
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an extra pair | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?" "In case they get a hole in one
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Me and my wife | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Me and my wife decided that we don't want to have children anymore. So anybody who wants one can leave us their phone number and address and we will bring you one.
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Two homeless men | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Two homeless men are devising a plan to get free drinks at a bar. The first one has an idea: "We'll buy a hot dog and stick it down your pants, walk into the bar, get our drinks, drink, and when the bartender asks for his money, you pull down your pants and I suck on the hot dog that you put down there. He'll kick us out, and we wont have to pay. It's brilliant!" The second man agrees and they do this in the first bar where it works just as planned. Then they hit up 4 more bars and the first man says, "This is great, getting all these free drinks!" The other man replies, "Yeah, especially because the hot dog fell out at the first bar."
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A guy was driving | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes..."
blonde jokes
lost my mood | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I lost my mood ring and I don't know how to feel about it!
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win the race | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut.
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A husband and wife | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A husband and wife were driving through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth, then they stopped for lunch. At the counter, the husband asked the blonde waitress, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are very slowly?" She leaned over the counter and said, "Burrr-gerrr Kiiing."
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shouldn't you argue | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why shouldn't you argue with a dinosaur? You'll get jurasskicked.
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blondes fell down | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?" The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."
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guy and his date | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A guy and his date are parked out in the country away from town, when they start kissing and fondling each other. Just then, the girl stops and sits up. “What’s the matter?” asks the guy. She replies, “I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a prostitute, and I charge $100 for sex.” The man thinks about it for a few seconds, but then reluctantly gets out a $100 bill, pays her, and they have sex. After a cigarette, he just sits in the driver’s seat looking out the window. “Why aren’t we going anywhere?” asks the girl. “Well, I should have mentioned this before,” replies the man, “but I’m actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $50.
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The United States | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Brunette: "Where were you born?" Blonde: "The United States." Brunette: "Which part?" Blonde: "My whole body."
blonde jokes
yogurt and Italians | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What's the difference between yogurt and Italians? Yogurt has a working culture.
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A young woman | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A young woman asked her mom if she could go out for some fries and eat them with friends for 2 hours. Her mom said, "Sure." However, the daughter went to her boyfriends and had sex with him for 2 hours. When she came back home, her mom asked her how the fries were. The daughter replied, "Nice!" The mom said, "I can tell you enjoyed them; there's still mayonnaise dripping from your face."
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couldn't the blonde | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 + 5 on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the "10" button.
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Can February March | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Can February March? No, but April May
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appreciate your fruit | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Ladies, if he can’t appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.
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sleep during nap | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest
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guy was driving | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes..."
blonde jokes
get a haircut | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Dad, did you get a haircut?" "No, I got them all cut!
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The Middle Ages | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
The Middle Ages were called the Dark Ages because there were too many knights.
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wrote a song | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I wrote a song about burritos. It's a rap.
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scratch-and-sniff | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-and-sniff at the bottom of a pool.
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blond and a brunette | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
There's a blond and a brunette in a car. The brunette is driving while the blonde is in the passenger seat. They're going down a steep hill when the brunette realizes that the brakes don't work. The brunette tells the blonde that the brakes don't work and they will drive off the side of the cliff because they failed to stop. The blonde then replies, "Don't worry! There's a stop sign ahead."
blonde jokes
Two cowboys | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favorite sex position. One says, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best." "I don't think I have ever heard of that one," says the other cowboy. "What is it?" "Well, it's where you get your girl down on all four, and you mount her from behind. Then you reach around, cup her t*ts, and whisper in her ear, 'boy these feel almost as nice as your sisters.' Then you try and hold on for 30 seconds."
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sweet potatoes wear | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What do sweet potatoes wear to bed? Yammies.
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crime at an Apple Store | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
If you see a crime at an Apple Store, does that make you an iWitness
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burst into tears | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
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I love cheese | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why do I love cheese? For starters, it's pretty grate.
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Ima Singin | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
This is Ima Singin, I am really offended by this joke. There is Sum Ting Wong with your sense of humor if you think thats funny
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women need | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Apparently, women need to feel loved to have sex and men need to have sex to feel loved, so the basic act of continuing the species requires a lie from one of you
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What does a lemon say | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What does a lemon say when it answers the phone?" "Yellow!
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like a snowstorm | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A man is like a snowstorm. You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it will last.
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Teacher funny | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A teacher asked a student to write 55. Student asked: How? Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5! The student wrote 5 and stopped. teacher: What are you waiting for? student: I don’t know which side to write the other 5🤑
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macho man married | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A typical macho man married a typical good looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules. "I'll be home when I want, if I want, what time I want, and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table, unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card playing when I want with my old buddies, and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?" His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night, whether you're here or not."
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Stop jumping joke | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
How do you get the little black kids to stop jumping on the bed? Put Velcro on the ceiling. How do you get them down? Tell the Mexican kids it's a piñata.😋
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There was a blonde | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, "I've had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals." One of the guys, of course, said, "I don't believe you. What is the capital of Nevada?" "N," she answered.
blonde jokes
Uncle Jack off | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
If your Uncle Jack was on his roof, and he wanted you to help him down, would you help your Uncle Jack off?
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oral and a rectal | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? The taste!
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