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blonde went into the library | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
One day a blonde went into the library and asked the librarian, "Can I have a burger and fries?" The librarian replied, "This is the library." Then blonde whispered, "Oh. Can I have a burger and fries?"
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call fake noodles | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What do you call fake noodles? Impastas.
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Two homeless men | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Two homeless men are devising a plan to get free drinks at a bar. The first one has an idea: "We'll buy a hot dog and stick it down your pants, walk into the bar, get our drinks, drink, and when the bartender asks for his money, you pull down your pants and I suck on the hot dog that you put down there. He'll kick us out, and we wont have to pay. It's brilliant!" The second man agrees and they do this in the first bar where it works just as planned. Then they hit up 4 more bars and the first man says, "This is great, getting all these free drinks!" The other man replies, "Yeah, especially because the hot dog fell out at the first bar."
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What do politicians and diapers | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Q: What do politicians and diapers have in common? - A: Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.
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kidnapping at school | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's okay, he woke up
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good at sleeping | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
"I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed!
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bring May flowers | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?" "Pilgrims
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I would like to use | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Mr. Smith: “Doctor, you remember this strengthening solution you prescribed me yesterday?” Doctor: “Yes, what’s the matter?” Mr. Smith: “I would like to use it but I can’t open the bottle!”
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my relationship | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I’m about three years into my relationship now and I've started to have erection difficulties. My girlfriend and I have different ideas as to what the problem is: she bought me some Viagra and I bought her a treadmill.
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Never trust | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Never trust an atom, they make up everything!
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save two of every animal | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.
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banana split | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Where do you learn to make a banana split?" "Sundae school
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lady with big | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A man saw a lady with big breasts. He asked, "Excuse me, can I bite your breasts for $1000?" She agrees, so they go to a secluded corner. She opens her blouse and the man puts his face in her breasts for 10 minutes." Eventually the lady asks, "Aren't you gonna bite them?" He replies, "No, it's too expensive."
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days are numbered | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered
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asked my dog | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.
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cheap gifts | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Man: I could go to the end of the world for you. Woman: Yes, but would you stay there? Man: I offer you myself. Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts. Man: I want to share everything with you. Woman: Let's start from your bank account.
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nothing special | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex." "Social Security sex?" "Yeah, you know, I get a little each month, but not enough to live on.”
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put my shoes | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Dad, can you put my shoes on?" "No, I don't think they'll fit me
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independent 75-year-old woman | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A difficult independent 75-year-old woman liked sitting by the park feeding the pigeons. One day she brought with her a whole loaf of fresh bread just to feed her daily company. Little by little, pinch by pinch, she fed each pigeon with joy. She sat there without being noticed by anyone in the rich suburban neighborhood. Then suddenly a man in his early 40's rained on her parade by telling her that she shouldn't throw away good food on a bunch of pigeons that can find food anywhere when there are a lot of people starving in Africa. She replied in crazed anger and without hesitation, "Well, hell, I can't throw that far!"
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hotel lobby turns | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A man in a hotel lobby turns to go to the front desk, but he accidentally runs into a woman beside him and his elbow bumps into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436."
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walks into a pub | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads, "Cheese Sandwich: $1.50; Chicken Sandwich: $2.50; Hand Job: $10.00." Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men. "Yes?" she enquires with a knowing smile, "Can I help you?" "I was wondering," whispers the man, "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" "Yes," she purrs, "I am." The man replies, "Well, go wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich!"
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I sinned with an 18 year old girl | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.” The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.” Man: “And that frees me from my sin?” Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.”
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guy decides | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A guy decides to do something nice for his girlfriend before they leave on vacation so he gets her name tattooed on his penis. He comes home and shows it to her. She looks at it and says, "That's great, sweetie, but what is 'Wy'?" He tells her to rub it and as she does she sees it actually reads "Wendy." When they arrive at Montego Bay, the couple are walking along a nude beach and the boyfriend notices a black guy with "Wy" on his penis. He asks the man if he also has a girlfriend named Wendy. The black guy laughs and says, "Nah, mon, mine says 'Welcome to Jamaica have a nice day.'"
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be a doctor | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I want to be a doctor, but I don't have enough patience.
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ordered a chicken | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know
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A little girl and boy | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which one is better. Finally, the boy drops his pants and says, “Here’s something I have that you’ll never have!” The little girl is pretty upset by this, since it is clearly true, and runs home crying. A while later, she comes running back with a smile on her face. She drops her pants and says, “My mommy says that with one of these, I can have as many of those as I want!”
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romantic text message | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A wife sent her husband a romantic text message… She wrote: “If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you.” Her husband texted back: “I’m on the toilet, please advise
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Don't be racist | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
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call a factory | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?" "A satisfactory
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black men get killed | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Why did so many black men get killed in Vietnam? When the generals would yell, "Get down!" they would all start dancing.
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A young woman | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A young woman asked her mom if she could go out for some fries and eat them with friends for 2 hours. Her mom said, "Sure." However, the daughter went to her boyfriends and had sex with him for 2 hours. When she came back home, her mom asked her how the fries were. The daughter replied, "Nice!" The mom said, "I can tell you enjoyed them; there's still mayonnaise dripping from your face."
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tried to take a photo | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I tried to take a photo of a wheat field. It turned out grainy.
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favorite memories | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
One of my favorite memories as a kid was when my brothers used to put me inside a tire and roll me down a hill. They were Goodyears!
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planning to get | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
My friend was planning to get a Labrador. Is he mad?! Hasn’t he seen how many of their owners go blind?!”
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My wife suffers | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
“My wife suffers from a drinking problem.” - “Oh is she an alcoholic?” - “No, I am, but she’s the one who suffers.”
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Geology rocks | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Geology rocks but Geography is where it’s at!
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A blonde redhead | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here.
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woman shot her husband | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station. “I have an interesting case here,” he says. “A woman shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped.” “Have you arrested her?” asks the sergeant. “No, not yet. The floor’s still wet.”
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The United States | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Brunette: "Where were you born?" Blonde: "The United States." Brunette: "Which part?" Blonde: "My whole body."
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vacuum cleaner | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering dust!
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get a squirrel | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut
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baker couldn't make | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
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A blonde wanting | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
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A couple is trying | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A couple is trying to have a baby. Finally, the blonde tells her husband, "Honey, I have great news! We're pregnant, and we're having twins!" The husband is overjoyed and says to his wife, "Honey that's wonderful, but how do you know so soon that we're having twins?" She nods her head and says, "Well, I bought the twin pack pregnancy test and they both came out positive!"
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husband came home an hour late | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Q: What did the cannibal’s wife do when her husband came home an hour late for dinner? A: She gave him the cold shoulder. 😋😋
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giant once | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I met a giant once. I didn't know what to say so I used big words.
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couldn't the blonde | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 + 5 on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the "10" button.
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Babe What You Doing | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Boyfriend: Babe What You Doing? Girlfriend: Nothing. Really Tired. Just Going To Sleep Now Honey. And You Sweetheart? Boyfriend: In The Club Standing Behind You
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Forrest Gump’s | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What was Forrest Gump’s email password? 1forrest1
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heart of the lion | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
My grandpa has the heart of the lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
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