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cunnilingus | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
When I was 11, my mum gave me a lecture about cunnilingus. I look back as an adult and I think, ‘Oh, she obviously wanted to empower me to find my own pleasure.’ It had the exact opposite effect – there is no way you can enjoy yourself with a man between your legs if you’re thinking, ‘Hmm, Mum’d be proud
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grasp the concept | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Q: Why can't blondes tie shoes? A: They just can't grasp the concept that the long thing goes around the hole, not into it.
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walked into a couch | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A chemist walked into a couch store and ended up buying a photon.
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black man funny jokes | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
There was a redneckwho hit every black man he saw with his truck. One day he saw a priest walking down the road and thought, "For all the bad things I done, let me give this priest a ride." So he picked the priest up and they drove along. The redneck saw a black guy down the road and decided he would pretend to fall asleep and so the priest would think it was an accident. The redneck closed his eyes and heard a loud bang. "What happened?" he asked. "You missed him," the priest said, "but I got him with the door.
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call a factory | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?" "A satisfactory
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Mexican fire chief | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons? Hose A and Hose B!
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seafood diet | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it
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I couldn’t build | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
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difference between your penis | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What's the difference between your penis and a bonus check? Someone's always willing to blow your bonus.
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the egg say | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What did the egg say after he was put in a pot of boiling water? I just got laid by a chick and now I'm getting hard.
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shower is fun | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera
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blonde to laugh | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Q: How can you get a blonde to laugh on Saturday? A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
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Homework joke | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Teacher: Can I see your homework Me: Haha no way loser do your own 😁😁😁😁
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brunette are watching | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A blonde and a brunette are watching a TV show. The brunette bets the blonde $10 that the man in the episode would jump off a bridge. The man jumps off the bridge and blonde pays the the brunette $10. The brunette feels guilty because she had already seen the episode, so she confesses to the blonde. The blonde says, "I've seen it too, but I didn't think he would jump again."
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about the guy | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize
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Long fairy tales | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Long fairy tales have a tendency to dragon.
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A blonde is watching | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says, "Six Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident." The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing, "That's horrible!" Confused, he replies, "Yes Dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk involved." After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says, "How many is a Brazilian?"
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tiny village | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
In a tiny village lived an old maid. In spite of her old age, she was still a virgin. She was very proud of it. She knew her last days were getting closer, so she told the local undertaker that she wanted the following inscription on her tombstone: "Born as a virgin, lived as a virgin, died as a virgin." Not long after, the old maid died peacefully, and the undertaker told his men what the lady had said. The men went to carve it in, but the lazy no-goods they were, they thought the inscription to be unnecessarily long. They simply wrote: "Returned unopened."
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unfaithful espresso | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Did you hear about the unfaithful espresso? It was grounds for divorce.
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the bike stand up | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why couldn't the bike stand up? It was two-tired.
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put my shoes | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Dad, can you put my shoes on?" "No, I don't think they'll fit me
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bathroom shaving | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
One weekend, a husband is in the bathroom shaving when the local kid Bubba he hired to mow his lawn, comes in to pee. The husband slyly looks over and is shocked at how immensely endowed Bubba is. He can't help himself, and asks Bubba what his secret is. "Well," says Bubba, "every night before I climb into bed with a girl, I whack my penis on the bedpost three times. It works, and it sure impresses the girls!" The husband was excited at this easy suggestion and decided to try it that very night. So before climbing into bed with his wife, he took out his penis and whacked it three times on the bedpost. His wife, half-asleep, said, "Bubba? Is that you?"
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clearly never | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What flutters about and clearly never had a bath in its entire life? - Stinkerbell.
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call pasta | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What do you call pasta with no money? Penne-less.
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lying on the beach | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady." He replies, "If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself."
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Two bored casino dealers | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrives and bets $20,000 on a single roll of dice. She says, "I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless." With that, she strips to the waist, rolls the dice, and yells, "Come on, Southern girl needs new clothes!" As the dice bounce and come to a stop, she jumps up and down and squeals, "Yes! Yes! I won! I won!" She hugs each of the dealers, picks up her winnings, and her clothes, and quickly departs. The dealers stare at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asks, "What did she roll?" The other answers, "I don’t know, I thought you were watching."
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Polish Navy | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why does the Polish Navy have glass-bottomed boats? So they can see the old Polish Navy.
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I knew a blonde | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I knew a blonde that was so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
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thief hire | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why did the thief hire a maid to plan his vacation? He wanted a clean getaway.
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doctor's office | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A brunette goes into a doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. "Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me." She takes her finger, presses on her elbow, and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams, and so it goes on; everywhere she touches makes her scream with pain. The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette are you?" She says, "No, I dyed my hair. I'm naturally blonde." "I thought so," he says. "Your finger is broken."
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Fruit flies like a banana | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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an extra pair | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?" "In case they get a hole in one
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How did the blonde die | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
How did the blonde die drinking milk? The cow fell on her.
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Santa is in Delhi | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Santa is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which has a Clock Tower when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower. Santa says agrees. 'Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder.' The man took the thousand and disappeared. Having waited for several hours the Santa figures he has been made a fool by that man. On the next day Santa is again walking along the same street and the same man asks him to buy the clock. 'Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder.' Santa gives him another thousand and says, 'Oye, I am not a fool. This time, you wait and I'll go get a ladder.'
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heart of the lion | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
My grandpa has the heart of the lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
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barber win | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut.
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organ donor | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
It takes guts to be an organ donor
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calling you | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.
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takes so long | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
How come it takes so long to build a blonde snowman? Because you have to hollow out the head.
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black Jewish boy | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!
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pampered cow | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk
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aquatic mammals | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Some aquatic mammals at the zoo escaped. It was otter chaos!
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Two prostitutes | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Two prostitutes are standing on a corner. One says, "Tonight is gonna be a good night. I can smell the dick in the air." The other says, "Sorry, I just burped."
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pick their nose | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine
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Glasgow | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Las Vegas and Glasgow have a lot in common: they’re the only two places in the world where you can pay for sex with chips
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real hair color | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
a blonde dyes her hair brown. She then goes for a drive in the country and sees a shepherd herding his sheep across the road. "Hey, shepherd, if I guess how many sheep are here, can I keep one?" The shepherd is puzzled but agrees. She blurts out "352!" He is stunned but keeps his word and allows her to pick a sheep. "I'll take this one," she says proudly. "It's the cutest!" "Hey lady," says the shepherd, "If I guess your real hair color, can I have my dog back?"
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IDK stand | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"
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cups avoid the city | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why do coffee cups avoid the city? They're afraid to get mugged.
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playing bridge | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
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Samoan climb | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
How did the Samoan climb the tree? He didn't. He scared the limbs out of it.
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