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hd Joker Jokes Latest 2026
How was school today | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?" Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!" Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?" Patrick: "What school?"
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Why should you stay | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why should you stay away from artists? They're sketchy.
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got carded | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said never mind.
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call a blonde | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What do you call a blonde with a brain? A golden retriever.
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call a Caucasian | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Q: What do you call a Caucasian person who swims across the border into Mexico? A: A white back.
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Mexicans playing | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What do u call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan-on-Juan.
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call pasta | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What do you call pasta with no money? Penne-less.
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blonde are stranded | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A brunette, redhead, and blonde are stranded on the edge of a cliff. An angel appears and instructs them to jump off the cliff and say out loud what they would like to land on safely. The brunette goes first. She jumps and says, "Pillows!" She lands on a pile of pillows at the bottom. The redhead goes next. She jumps and says "Feathers!" She lands on a mass of feathers below. The blonde walks up to the edge, but trips on a rock, yelling, "Shit!" as she falls off.
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janitor say | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?" "Supplies!
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blonde throws | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A: Pull the pin and throw it back. Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? A: Run because she has a grenade in her mouth.
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two black men in a red | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Q: What do you call two black men in a red sleeping bag? A: A Kit Kat.
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I made a pun | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I made a pun about the wind but it blows.
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A brunette | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A brunette and blonde are walking in the park when the brunette says, "Aw, look at the dead birdie." The blonde looks up and says, "Where?"
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A robber comes | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
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using the bathroom | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent
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ski lodge | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"
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I don't trust trees | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I don't trust trees. They're shady.
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go to the bathroom | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: Little Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom? Little Johnny: But I asked first!
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a great new drug | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Doctor: “I’ve found a great new drug that can help you with your sleeping problem.” Patient: “Great, how often do I have to take it?” Doctor: “Every two hours.”
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Kleenex dance | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it!
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going on ahead | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What did one hat say to the other?" "Stay here! I'm going on ahead
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The United States | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Brunette: "Where were you born?" Blonde: "The United States." Brunette: "Which part?" Blonde: "My whole body."
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honeymoon hotel | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?" The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to f*ck your brains out, and suck your t*ts dry." Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?" He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
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Santa is in Delhi | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Santa is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which has a Clock Tower when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower. Santa says agrees. 'Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder.' The man took the thousand and disappeared. Having waited for several hours the Santa figures he has been made a fool by that man. On the next day Santa is again walking along the same street and the same man asks him to buy the clock. 'Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder.' Santa gives him another thousand and says, 'Oye, I am not a fool. This time, you wait and I'll go get a ladder.'
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Malaysian plane | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Q: Why was the Malaysian plane lost? A: Because an Asian was driving it!
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blonde drops off her dress | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners The lady says, "Come Again!" The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."
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blonde busy | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Q: How do you keep a blonde busy for 2 days? A: Give her a piece of paper that has "Please turn over" written on both sides.
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A cheeseburger | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Sorry, we don't serve food here
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Roman Emperor's hair | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What do you use to cut a Roman Emperor's hair? Ceasers.
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A sailor drops | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"
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playing bridge | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
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call an Indian | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What do you call an Indian man which is on fire? Ima Singin.
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receptionist | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Q: What does the receptionist at the sperm clinic say when clients are leaving? A: “Thanks for coming!”
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a brunette | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away. The redhead swam trying to make it to the other shore she swam 15 miles, drowned, and died. The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died. The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.
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Me and my wife | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Me and my wife decided that we don't want to have children anymore. So anybody who wants one can leave us their phone number and address and we will bring you one.
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telling Dad | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I like telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs!
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black man funny jokes | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
There was a redneckwho hit every black man he saw with his truck. One day he saw a priest walking down the road and thought, "For all the bad things I done, let me give this priest a ride." So he picked the priest up and they drove along. The redneck saw a black guy down the road and decided he would pretend to fall asleep and so the priest would think it was an accident. The redneck closed his eyes and heard a loud bang. "What happened?" he asked. "You missed him," the priest said, "but I got him with the door.
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win the race | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut.
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12 inches long | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
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example of Coincidence | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Teacher:Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? Sunny:Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time. Teacher: How old is ur father. Sunny:As old as I am. Teacher:How is it possible? Sunny:He became father only after I was born.
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Nobody ever listens | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Patient: Doctor! You've got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say. Doctor: Next please!
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fucking racist | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you fucking racist.
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Two couples | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Two couples went out golfing together. The men hit first from the men's tee and walked with the ladies to their tee box. The first lady took a mighty swing at the ball, missing it completely, while passing some gas rather loudly in the process. No one commented. She addressed the ball again but this time she passed just little gas as she made contact with the ball, topping it and moving it only a short distance. She said, "I wonder why it didn't go any further?" One of the men said, "I don't think you gave it enough gas."
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go to the dentist | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What time do Chinese people go to the dentist? Tooth hurty (2:30)
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blonde to laugh | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Q: How can you get a blonde to laugh on Saturday? A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
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burst into tears | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
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radio on my way | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself. MOM: Oh my! Who!? DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something? MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!??????? DAD: No, it was with a knife...
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Don't call me | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I'll call you later. Don't call me later, call me Dad!
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redhead are all | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A blonde, brunette, and redhead are all on a building about to jump off. They all jump at the same time. Which one landed last? The blonde because she asked for directions.
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pig answered | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A man walks by a blonde, who is holding a pig. The man asks, "Where did you get her?" The pig answered, "I won her at the fair."
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