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burst into tears
Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
dad jokes
25 letters
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y
dad jokes
got carded
I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said never mind.
dad jokes
barber win
How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut.
pun jokes
Forrest Gump’s
What was Forrest Gump’s email password? 1forrest1
pun jokes
call someone
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows
dad jokes
Wife funny
Wife: Can u help me in the gardening ? . Husband: What do u think I am...a gardener ? . Wife: Can u fix the door handle ? . Husband: What do you think I am... a Carpenter ? . . In the evening, when husband came from work, he saw everything has been fixed. . Husband: Who did all this ? . Wife: Our neighbour. But he gave me 2 options.....Either I should give him a burger or a kiss. . Husband: I am sure u must have given him a burger. . Wife: What do u think I am.......McDonalds ? 😅
husband wife jokes in english
cheap gifts
Man: I could go to the end of the world for you. Woman: Yes, but would you stay there? Man: I offer you myself. Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts. Man: I want to share everything with you. Woman: Let's start from your bank account.
english jokes
tried to take a photo
I tried to take a photo of a wheat field. It turned out grainy.
pun jokes
Nobody ever listens
Patient: Doctor! You've got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say. Doctor: Next please!
english jokes
money being spent
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today, than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs, huge erections, and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
dirty jokes
hate facial hair
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
pun jokes
such a passionate kisser
Oh darling, since you’ve started dieting, you’ve become such a passionate kisser… What do you mean, passionate? I’m looking for food remains!
english jokes
get a squirrel
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut
dad jokes
vacuum cleaner
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering dust!
dad jokes
they keep getting
Why don't pirates know the alphabet? Because they keep getting lost at C.
pun jokes
Chinese people
Q: Why do Chinese people have Chinese babies? A: Because two Wongs don't make a white.
short jokes
all trapped
There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away. The redhead swam trying to make it to the other shore she swam 15 miles, drowned, and died. The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died. The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.
blonde jokes
a black girl
Q: How does a black girl tell if she is pregnant? A: When she pulls the tampon out all the cotton is picked.
short jokes
blonde really got tired
A blonde really got tired of all blonde jokes and decided to hang herself in the bathroom. As she locked the door, she yelled at her husband, "I'm hanging myself because I'm tired of jokes about us blondes being stupid!" Her husband broke into the bathroom and saw his wife with a rope tied on her toe. The husband said, "I thought you were hanging yourself." She said, "Yes, I am!" The husband replied, "Usually when people hang themselves, they tie the rope around their neck, so why is yours tied on your toe?" She said, "I tried that, but I couldn't breathe."
blonde jokes
yogurt and Italians
What's the difference between yogurt and Italians? Yogurt has a working culture.
short jokes
May I take your order
May I take your order?" the blonde waitress asked. "Yes, how do you prepare your chickens?" "Nothing special sir," she replied, "we just tell them straight out that theyre going to die.
blonde jokes
calling you
I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.
dirty jokes
a taser once
I had a taser once. It was stunning.
pun jokes
Baby Corn
What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?" "Where's Pop Corn
dad jokes
broom get a poor
David: Why did the broom get a poor grade in school? Dan: I don’t know. Why? David: Because it was always sweeping during class!
english jokes
banana factory
Why did Billy get fired from the banana factory? He kept throwing away the bent ones
dad jokes
2 Swimming Pools
Banta built 2 Swimming Pools. And he left one of them unfilled y? When asked him, he said, “Oye, that’s for those who don’t know Swimming.”
english jokes
call me a taxi
A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi. B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.
english jokes
crazy dream last night
I had a crazy dream last night! I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Turns out it was just a Fanta sea.
pun jokes
Adam and Eve
Adam and Eve are wondering wether they are black or white. Eve says why dont you go and ask god. So Adam goes into the garden of eden and shouts out to god are we black or white? A big booming voice bellows out YOU ARE WHAT YOU ARE. He immediately goes back to Eve and tells her that they are white. How do you know asks Eve. Because he said you are what you are Adam replied. Why does that mean we are white? asked Eve. Because if we were black he would have said You is what you is.
short jokes
paedophilia
The thing I don’t get about paedophilia… Why the hell do kids find old men in dirty raincoats so sexy?
dirty jokes
Two bored casino dealers
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrives and bets $20,000 on a single roll of dice. She says, "I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless." With that, she strips to the waist, rolls the dice, and yells, "Come on, Southern girl needs new clothes!" As the dice bounce and come to a stop, she jumps up and down and squeals, "Yes! Yes! I won! I won!" She hugs each of the dealers, picks up her winnings, and her clothes, and quickly departs. The dealers stare at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asks, "What did she roll?" The other answers, "I don’t know, I thought you were watching."
blonde jokes
A brunette
A brunette and blonde are walking in the park when the brunette says, "Aw, look at the dead birdie." The blonde looks up and says, "Where?"
blonde jokes
go for movie
Santa: Let's go for movie. Banta: Shit, I've got a doctor's appointment today.. Santa: Just cancel it,Tell him you're sick 😋😋😋😁
english jokes
Babe What You Doing
Boyfriend: Babe What You Doing? Girlfriend: Nothing. Really Tired. Just Going To Sleep Now Honey. And You Sweetheart? Boyfriend: In The Club Standing Behind You
english jokes
a shotgun
Three women (a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette) are lost in the forest while hunting. They each have a shotgun with 2 bullets. They make a fire. Then the redhead gets up and goes hunting. She comes back with 2 rabbits. The other two say, "Wow, where did you get that?" She says, "I found tracks. I followed tracks. I saw rabbits. Rabbits ran. I shot. Rabbits stopped." Then the brunette leaves and comes back with a deer. The other two say, "Wow, Where did you get that?" She says, "I found tracks. I followed tracks. I saw deer. Deer ran. I shot. Deer stopped." The blonde leaves and comes crawling back, all bloodied and black and blue. They others say, "Wow, where did you get that?" She says, "I found tracks. I followed tracks. I saw train. Train ran. I shot. Train didn't stop."
blonde jokes
pampered cow
What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk
dad jokes
they're sick
Where do boats go when they're sick?" "To the boat doc
dad jokes
corduroy pillows
Did you know corduroy pillows are in style? They're making headlines
dad jokes
Why was six nervous
Why was six nervous? Because seven eight nine.
pun jokes
Becoming a vegetarian
Becoming a vegetarian is one big missed steak.
pun jokes
iPad in a blender
Why did the blonde put her iPad in a blender? Because she wanted to make apple juice.
english jokes
The blonde’s eyes widen
A blonde goes into a computer store and asks the clerk, “Where do you keep the curtains for computers?” The clerk answers with a puzzled face, “Curtains for computers? You don’t need curtains for computers.” The blonde’s eyes widen and she shakes her head as she answers, “Hello!?? My computer has Windows!!”
blonde jokes
heels over head
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head!
dad jokes
sister-in-law barge
Stan is seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barge in holding their newborn baby. "Stop! You can't do this!" exclaims the brother. "And why not?" asks Stan. "Don't you want to have a beautiful baby someday? Like my wife and I have here?" Stan says nothing. The brother grows impatient, "C'mon Stan, I want a nephew. Stan, make me an uncle." Stan can’t take it anymore. He gives his sister-in-law an apologetic look and asks his brother, "You're sure you want a nephew?" "Yes," the brother replies. "It would be an honor." "Well, congratulations, you're holding him."
dirty jokes
bigger than your brothers
A husband says to his wife, "I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time." The wife thinks about it for a few moments and replies, "Your dick is bigger than your brothers."
dirty jokes
hard and dry
Q. What goes in hard and dry then comes out wet and soft? A. Chewing gum
dirty jokes
lady with big
A man saw a lady with big breasts. He asked, "Excuse me, can I bite your breasts for $1000?" She agrees, so they go to a secluded corner. She opens her blouse and the man puts his face in her breasts for 10 minutes." Eventually the lady asks, "Aren't you gonna bite them?" He replies, "No, it's too expensive."
dirty jokes
Santa will send
Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish." Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."
dirty jokes
evil hens
What do evil hens lay? Deviled eggs.
pun jokes
blonde runs
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
english jokes
babies come from
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”
dirty jokes
making Russian tea
I was making Russian tea. Unfortunately I cannot fish the teabag out of the vodka bottle.
english jokes
still a virgin
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
dirty jokes
sign of inflation
What is the sign of inflation? A Volkswagen with 12 Latinos in it.
short jokes
call an elephant
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant
dad jokes
A wife comes
A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband's two. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. He says, "Hi darling, your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say hello?"
dirty jokes
lost my mood
I lost my mood ring and I don't know how to feel about it!
pun jokes
most common word used
Teacher asked the students to tell the most common word used by students in a classroom. Suddenly a student got up and said “Can’t Sir”! Brilliant! You are right, the teacher said!
english jokes
example of Coincidence
Teacher:Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? Sunny:Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time. Teacher: How old is ur father. Sunny:As old as I am. Teacher:How is it possible? Sunny:He became father only after I was born.
english jokes
good rope jokes
Know any good rope jokes? I'm a frayed knot.
pun jokes
clearly never
What flutters about and clearly never had a bath in its entire life? - Stinkerbell.
stupid jokes
blonde went into the library
One day a blonde went into the library and asked the librarian, "Can I have a burger and fries?" The librarian replied, "This is the library." Then blonde whispered, "Oh. Can I have a burger and fries?"
blonde jokes
A blonde goes to a soda
A blonde goes to a soda machine. She puts in a dollar and gets a soda. She does this again and again. A man in line behind her asks why she is taking so long. She says, "Can't you see I'm winning?
blonde jokes
Kleenex dance
How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it!
dad jokes
1 million sperm
Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? A: Because like all men, they won't stop to ask directions.
dirty jokes
Waking up this
Waking up this morning was an eye-opening experience.
pun jokes
After hair cut
After hair cut Barbar : is that fine? Me: yaah.. Awesome... *comes home* *cries in the corner* 😒 😑
teacher student jokes in english
teaching a class
A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." Johnny asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream." Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!"
dirty jokes
janitor say
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?" "Supplies!
dad jokes
thief hire
Why did the thief hire a maid to plan his vacation? He wanted a clean getaway.
pun jokes
piano by ear
I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my hands
dad jokes
ocean say
What did the ocean say to the beach?" "Nothing, it just waved
dad jokes
subtract the clothes
Q: Why is sex like math? A: You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying.
dirty jokes
planning to get
My friend was planning to get a Labrador. Is he mad?! Hasn’t he seen how many of their owners go blind?!”
stupid jokes
my stuff
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
dad jokes
Ima Singin
This is Ima Singin, I am really offended by this joke. There is Sum Ting Wong with your sense of humor if you think thats funny
short jokes
playing bridge
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
dirty jokes
What does a lemon say
What does a lemon say when it answers the phone?" "Yellow!
dad jokes
a redhead
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."
blonde jokes
Making mirrors
Making mirrors is a job I can really see myself doing.
pun jokes
grow up
Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems
dad jokes
Mexican fire chief
What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons? Hose A and Hose B!
short jokes
Deviled eggs
What do evil hens lay? Deviled eggs.
pun jokes
apocalypse means
So what if I don’t know what apocalypse means? It’s not the end of the world!
pun jokes
Adele cross the road
Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side.
pun jokes
cookie go to the doctor
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly.
english jokes
brunette are watching
A blonde and a brunette are watching a TV show. The brunette bets the blonde $10 that the man in the episode would jump off a bridge. The man jumps off the bridge and blonde pays the the brunette $10. The brunette feels guilty because she had already seen the episode, so she confesses to the blonde. The blonde says, "I've seen it too, but I didn't think he would jump again."
blonde jokes
belt go to jail
Why did the belt go to jail? It held up a pair of pants.
pun jokes
closet in the nude
A mother comes home from work to find that her kids are hiding behind the couch. She asks what's wrong, and the kids reply that aunt Sally was in the house naked. So she goes to her bedroom to investigate, and she finds her husband lying on the bed naked and sweaty. She asks, "What's going on?" He replies, "I'm having a heart attack." She says "I'm going to call 911, while I'm really looking for my sister." She discovers the aunt in the bathroom closet in the nude, and gives her a slap, "How dare you! My husband is having a heart attack and you're running around scaring the kids!"
dirty jokes
sell curtains
Santa enters a shop that sell curtains. He announces to Gurdaya, the salesman, 'I would like to buy a pair of green curtains.' The salesman assures him that they had a large selection of green curtains. Gurdaya shows him several patterns, but Santa seems to be having a hard time choosing. Finally, he selects a smashing green floral print. The salesman asked what size curtains he requires.
english jokes
guy was driving
A guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes..."
blonde jokes
independent 75-year-old woman
A difficult independent 75-year-old woman liked sitting by the park feeding the pigeons. One day she brought with her a whole loaf of fresh bread just to feed her daily company. Little by little, pinch by pinch, she fed each pigeon with joy. She sat there without being noticed by anyone in the rich suburban neighborhood. Then suddenly a man in his early 40's rained on her parade by telling her that she shouldn't throw away good food on a bunch of pigeons that can find food anywhere when there are a lot of people starving in Africa. She replied in crazed anger and without hesitation, "Well, hell, I can't throw that far!"
english jokes
letter from this lawyer
I got another letter from this lawyer today. It said “Final Notice”. Good that he will not bother me anymore. 😜😜😜😜
english jokes
out of money
A blonde, out of money, and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom. She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid randomly, took her behind a building, and told her, "I've kidnapped you." She then wrote a big note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and leave it under the apple tree next to the slides, on the south side of the playground. Signed, A blonde." The blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning, the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the apple tree. The blonde looked in the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"
blonde jokes
call a factory
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?" "A satisfactory
dad jokes
Two police officers
Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says, “Wow, that’s got to be the fastest we ever got to the accident site.” 😋😋😋😋
english jokes
I’m just so nervous
Patient: Oh doctor, I’m just so nervous. This is my first operation. - Doctor: Don't worry. Mine too.
english jokes
blonde put her
Why did the blonde put her iPad in a blender? Because she wanted to make apple juice.
blonde jokes
the egg say
What did the egg say after he was put in a pot of boiling water? I just got laid by a chick and now I'm getting hard.
dirty jokes
redhead are all
A blonde, brunette, and redhead are all on a building about to jump off. They all jump at the same time. Which one landed last? The blonde because she asked for directions.
blonde jokes
about the guy
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize
dad jokes
pickle slicer
A man comes home early from work and tells his wife he just got fired. He tells her, "I got caught with my penis in the pickle slicer." His wife asks him if his penis is okay and he assures her it is fine. "Well," she asks, "What happened to the pickle slicer?" "Oh," he says, "She got fired too."
dirty jokes
screw in a light bulb
How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light bulb. 10, one to screw in the light bulb and nine to hold the ladder.
short jokes
A man and a woman
A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!" The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"
dirty jokes
Geology rocks
Geology rocks but Geography is where it’s at!
pun jokes
a brunette
There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away. The redhead swam trying to make it to the other shore she swam 15 miles, drowned, and died. The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died. The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.
blonde jokes
invented dancing
Teacher: “Who do you think invented dancing, children?” - Little Johnny: “My guess is a big Irish family with just one bathroom.” 😋😋😋😋
english jokes
Three guys travel
Three guys travel to Saudi Arabia and get lost. They walk into a tent that they think was the one they rented, but actually belongs to a prince with 3 hot wives. The prince comes home and thinks his wives are cheating on him. As a punishment, he tells them that their penises will have to be cut off in some way relating to their occupation. He asks the first guy what his job was. "I'm an employee at the shooting range," he replies. "Then we'll shoot your dick off!" the prince says. "I'm a fireman," the second guy says. "Then we'll burn your cock off!" says the prince. The third guy smiles and says, "I'm a lollipop salesman."
dirty jokes
seafood diet
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it
dad jokes
fitted years ago
I had a neck brace fitted years ago and I've never looked back since
dad jokes
IDK stand
Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"
english jokes
shrinking my clothes
I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along
dad jokes
scratch-and-sniff
How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-and-sniff at the bottom of a pool.
blonde jokes