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Santa reading newspaper | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Santa reading newspaper.. News: "Indian athlete lost gold medal in long jump" Santa comments: Idiot !! Who told him to wear gold medal while jumping!!! 😁😁🤣😁
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A black guy walks joke | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and asks for a beer. The bartender brings a beer and notices the parrot on his shoulder and says, "Hey that's really neat. Where did you get it?" The parrot responds, "In the jungle, there's millions of them.
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A man and a woman | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!" The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"
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walked into a couch | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A chemist walked into a couch store and ended up buying a photon.
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sell curtains | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Santa enters a shop that sell curtains. He announces to Gurdaya, the salesman, 'I would like to buy a pair of green curtains.' The salesman assures him that they had a large selection of green curtains. Gurdaya shows him several patterns, but Santa seems to be having a hard time choosing. Finally, he selects a smashing green floral print. The salesman asked what size curtains he requires.
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A couple is trying | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A couple is trying to have a baby. Finally, the blonde tells her husband, "Honey, I have great news! We're pregnant, and we're having twins!" The husband is overjoyed and says to his wife, "Honey that's wonderful, but how do you know so soon that we're having twins?" She nods her head and says, "Well, I bought the twin pack pregnancy test and they both came out positive!"
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Long fairy tales | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Long fairy tales have a tendency to dragon.
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How did the blonde die | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
How did the blonde die drinking milk? The cow fell on her.
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husband came home an hour late | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Q: What did the cannibal’s wife do when her husband came home an hour late for dinner? A: She gave him the cold shoulder. 😋😋
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kind of bees | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Q: What kind of bees make milk instead of honey? A: Boo-bees
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Woman naked on the bed | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
After fighting some crime, Superman wanted to score some action. He flew over to Wonder Woman's apartment to see if she was available. As he landed on her balcony, he saw Wonder Woman naked on the bed with her legs wide open. Superman thought to himself, "I'm faster than a speeding bullet; I could be in there, have sex, and be out again before she knew what happened." So Superman did his super thing in a split second and flew off happily. Meanwhile back on the bed, Wonder Woman asked, "Did you hear something?" "No!" said the Invisible Man, "But my ass sure hurts like hell!"
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Jewish kids | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Where do you send Jewish kids with Attention Deficit Disorder? Concentration Camp!
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devout | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Maria, a devout Catholic, got married and had 15 children. After her first husband died, she remarried and had 15 more children. A few weeks after her second husband died, Maria also passed away. At Maria's funeral, the priest looked skyward and said, "At last, they're finally together." Her sister sitting in the front row said, "Excuse me, Father, but do you mean she and her first husband, or she and her second husband?" The priest replied, "I mean her legs."
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I made a pun | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I made a pun about the wind but it blows.
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go to the dentist | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What time do Chinese people go to the dentist? Tooth hurty (2:30)
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A professor | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A professor was giving a lecture on involuntary muscular contractions to his first year medical students. Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, he decided to lighten the mood. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and asked, "Do you know what your asshole is doing while you're having an orgasm?" She replied, "He's probably playing golf with his friends."
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Why are taking two tickets | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Bus conductor: Why are taking two tickets? Passenger: Because if i lose one that second ticket will save me. Conductor: what if you lose both? Passenger: Listen, I am not a fool. I already have my Pass with me.!!!
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brunette were thinking | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A blonde, redhead, and a brunette were thinking about what they would do if they went to space. The redhead said, "I would adopt a martian." The brunette said, "I would give Pluto some steroids." The Blonde said, "I would go to the sun." The redhead replied, "But you would burn up and die." The blonde responded, "Not if I went at night."
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What did the blonde say | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What did the blonde say when she saw the Cheerios box? "Omg, donut seeds!"
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broken rubber | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A kid walks up to his mom and asks, "Mom, can I go bungee jumping?" The mom says "No, you were born from broken rubber and I don't want you to go out the same way!"
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favorite prize | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Q: What's a WASP's favorite prize? A: The Lilly Pulitzer prize.
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A construction worker | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A construction worker on the third floor of a building needs a handsaw. He sees one of the laborers on the first floor and yells down to him, but the man indicates that he can't hear. So, the guy on the third floor tries to use signs. He points to his eye, meaning, "I," then at his knee, meaning, "need," and he moves his hand back and forth, meaning, "handsaw." The man on the first floor nods, then drops his pants and begins to masturbate. The man on the third floor freaks out and runs down to the first floor yelling, ''What the hell is wrong with you!? Are you stupid or something? I was saying that I needed a handsaw!'' The laborer looks at the carpenter and says, ''I knew that. I was just trying to tell you that I was coming.''
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belt go to jail | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why did the belt go to jail? It held up a pair of pants.
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walks into a pub | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads, "Cheese Sandwich: $1.50; Chicken Sandwich: $2.50; Hand Job: $10.00." Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men. "Yes?" she enquires with a knowing smile, "Can I help you?" "I was wondering," whispers the man, "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" "Yes," she purrs, "I am." The man replies, "Well, go wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich!"
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I refuse to eat this roastbeef | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Guest at a restaurant: “I refuse to eat this roastbeef. Please call the manager! “ Waiter: “That’s no use. He won’t eat it either.”
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IDK stand | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"
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Angry santa | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Angry Santa threw 6 cricket balls on his gf. GF: “What the hell was that?” Santa: “its over”!🤣
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I don't trust trees | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I don't trust trees. They're shady.
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Three guys travel | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Three guys travel to Saudi Arabia and get lost. They walk into a tent that they think was the one they rented, but actually belongs to a prince with 3 hot wives. The prince comes home and thinks his wives are cheating on him. As a punishment, he tells them that their penises will have to be cut off in some way relating to their occupation. He asks the first guy what his job was. "I'm an employee at the shooting range," he replies. "Then we'll shoot your dick off!" the prince says. "I'm a fireman," the second guy says. "Then we'll burn your cock off!" says the prince. The third guy smiles and says, "I'm a lollipop salesman."
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scarecrow win | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field
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hard of hearing | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Santa, hard of hearing, realises that he needs to buy a hearing aid, but he feels unwilling to spend too much money. 'How much do they cost?' he asks Manbir, the shopkeeper. 'That depends,' says. Manbir, 'They run from £20 to £2,000.' 'Let's see the £20 model,' asks Santa. Manbir puts the device around Santa's neck instructing, 'You just stick this button in your ear and run this little string down to your pocket.' 'How does it work?' Santa inquires. 'For only £20 it doesn't work," Manbir replies, 'But when people see it on you, they'll talk louder!'
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A wealthy man | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to have the child. If she stayed in Italy, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but wondered how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to mail him a postcard, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support. One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. "Honey," she said, "you received a very strange postcard today." "Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said. The wife handed the card over and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted. On the card was written "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without."
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hanging onto a rope | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.
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a brunette | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away. The redhead swam trying to make it to the other shore she swam 15 miles, drowned, and died. The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died. The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.
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a terminal illness | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live." Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!" Doctor: "Nine."
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a soda machine | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A blonde goes to a soda machine. She puts in a dollar and gets a soda. She does this again and again. A man in line behind her asks why she is taking so long. She says, "Can't you see I'm winning?"
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banana factory | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why did Billy get fired from the banana factory? He kept throwing away the bent ones
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blonde woman driving | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A police officer sees a blonde woman driving and knitting at the same time. Exasperated, he drives up next to her and screams out the window, "Pull over!" The blonde responds, "No Silly, it's a scarf.
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go to the bathroom | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: Little Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom? Little Johnny: But I asked first!
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A guy believed | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A guy believed that his wife is cheating on him, so he hired a private investigator. The cheapest he could find was a Chinese man. This was the Chinese PI's report about what he found: "Most honorable, sir. You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He kiss she. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall out tree. I not see. No fee. Cheng Lee.
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wear necklaces | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Q: Why do Italian men wear necklaces? A: To let them know where to stop shaving.
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ordinary blowjob | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Q: What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? A: "Better hold onto your nuts because this is no ordinary blowjob."
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babies may be delivered | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
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like a snowstorm | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A man is like a snowstorm. You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it will last.
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scratch-and-sniff | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-and-sniff at the bottom of a pool.
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Two buddies were sharing | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. "Do you and your wife ever do it doggie style?" asked the one. "Well, not exactly." His friend replied, "She's more into the trick dog aspect of it." "Oh, I see, kinky, huh?" "Well, not exactly. I sit up and beg, and she rolls over and plays dead."
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Wife wanted | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted." Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
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Give it to me | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled, "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted to. I was keeping the umbrella.
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A blonde goes to a soda | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A blonde goes to a soda machine. She puts in a dollar and gets a soda. She does this again and again. A man in line behind her asks why she is taking so long. She says, "Can't you see I'm winning?
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blonde yells | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. They run into an old barn and hide in potato sacks. The officer chasing them walks into the barn looking for them. He kicks the first sack with the redhead inside and the redhead says, "Woof woof!" The cop thinks it's a dog, so he walks to the next one. He kicks the second bag with the brunette, and she says, "Meow meow!" The cop believes it's a cat and moves on. He kicks the third bag with the blonde, and the blonde yells, "Potato potato!"
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