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nothing special
Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex." "Social Security sex?" "Yeah, you know, I get a little each month, but not enough to live on.”
dirty jokes
Two prostitutes
Two prostitutes are standing on a corner. One says, "Tonight is gonna be a good night. I can smell the dick in the air." The other says, "Sorry, I just burped."
dirty jokes
William Sexfear
According To William Sexfear Every Wife Is A Mistress For Her Husband. Miss For One Hour And . . . . Stress For The Remaining 23 Hours.
english jokes
The bell rang
The bell rang for school to start and John walked in late. Mr. Clark asked, "John, why are you late?" He replied, "I was on Cherry Hill." Then he sat down. Ten minutes later Nathan walked in late and Mr. Clark repeated, "Why are you late?" Nathan answered, "I was on top of Cherry Hill." Five minutes later Kevin walked in late and Mr. Clark said to him, "Kevin, where have you been?" Kevin replied, "I was on Cherry Hill." Ten minutes later a girl walked in the classroom and Mr. Clark asked, "Hi there, what's your name?" The girl replied, "Cherry Hill."
dirty jokes
A police officer
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."
blonde jokes
call a Caucasian
Q: What do you call a Caucasian person who swims across the border into Mexico? A: A white back.
short jokes
black men get killed
Why did so many black men get killed in Vietnam? When the generals would yell, "Get down!" they would all start dancing.
short jokes
A trucker
A trucker who has been out on the road for two months stops at a brothel outside Atlanta. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, "I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!" The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my prettiest ladies and a three-course meal." The trucker replies, "Listen darlin’, I’m not horny – I’m just homesick."
dirty jokes
problem with scientists
What's the problem with scientists? Periodically they're wrong.
pun jokes
I would like to use
Mr. Smith: “Doctor, you remember this strengthening solution you prescribed me yesterday?” Doctor: “Yes, what’s the matter?” Mr. Smith: “I would like to use it but I can’t open the bottle!”
english jokes
women need
Apparently, women need to feel loved to have sex and men need to have sex to feel loved, so the basic act of continuing the species requires a lie from one of you
dirty jokes
a great new drug
Doctor: “I’ve found a great new drug that can help you with your sleeping problem.” Patient: “Great, how often do I have to take it?” Doctor: “Every two hours.”
english jokes
Fruit flies like a banana
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
pun jokes
I sinned with an 18 year old girl
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.” The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.” Man: “And that frees me from my sin?” Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.”
english jokes
all trapped
There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away. The redhead swam trying to make it to the other shore she swam 15 miles, drowned, and died. The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died. The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.
blonde jokes
Bartender
Bartender: “What’s the matter buddy?” Man: “I caught my wife in bed with my best friend.” Bartender: “What did you do?” Man: “I told her to get the hell out!” Bartender: “What about your friend?” Man: “I looked him straight in the eyes and said ‘bad dog!’”
dirty jokes
biggest wall
china...austraila..new zealand...south africa is fighting who has the best stuff china says they have the biggest wall austraila says they have the best grass new zealand says they have the best flag south africa says they have the springbuck ..he jumps over the wall ...shits on the grass...and wipes his ass with the flag
short jokes
couldn't the blonde
Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 + 5 on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the "10" button.
blonde jokes
incredible Sulk
What is green and sits crying in the corner? The incredible Sulk.
stupid jokes
scarecrow win
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field
dad jokes
example of Coincidence
Teacher:Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? Sunny:Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time. Teacher: How old is ur father. Sunny:As old as I am. Teacher:How is it possible? Sunny:He became father only after I was born.
english jokes
Adele cross the road
Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side.
pun jokes
husband came home an hour late
Q: What did the cannibal’s wife do when her husband came home an hour late for dinner? A: She gave him the cold shoulder. 😋😋
english jokes
redhead are running
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. They run into an old barn and hide in potato sacks. The officer chasing them walks into the barn looking for them. He kicks the first sack with the redhead inside and the redhead says, "Woof woof!" The cop thinks it's a dog, so he walks to the next one. He kicks the second bag with the brunette, and she says, "Meow meow!" The cop believes it's a cat and moves on. He kicks the third bag with the blonde, and the blonde yells, "Potato potato!"
blonde jokes
3 people on the boat
There are 3 people on the boat which is sinking. 1 American guy, 1 Asian guy, and 1 Mexican guy. The Asian guy said "I have to many of these" so he threw the rice out. The Mexican guy said "I have to many of these" so he threw out the tacos out. The American said "I have to many of these" so he threw the Mexican guy out.
short jokes
bicycle stand up
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired
dad jokes
A penguin takes
A penguin takes his car to the shop and the mechanic says it'll take about an hour for him to check it. While he waits, the penguin goes to an ice cream shop and orders a big sundae to pass the time. The penguin isn't the neatest eater, and he ends up covered in melted ice cream. When he returns to the shop, the mechanic takes one look at him and says, "Looks like you blew a seal." "No," the penguin insists, "it's just ice cream."
dirty jokes
compromise with your wife
Man: How did you compromise with your wife? Husband: She came to me on her feet. Man: and what she said? Husband: i was down to bad and she said come out, i will not say you anything...
english jokes
He keeps holding her hand
A wife complains to her husband: “Just look at that couple down the road, how lovely they are. He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her, why can’t you do the same?” The husband: “Are you mad? I barely know that woman!”
english jokes
lady goes to the doctor
A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it's still experimental. He tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner, so that night, she does just that. About a week later, she’s back at the doctor, where she says, "Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you said! It wasn't five minutes later that he jumped up, raked all the food and dishes onto the floor, grabbed me, ripped all my clothes off, and ravaged me right there on the table!" The doctor says, "I’m sorry, we didn’t realize the pill was that strong! The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages." "Nah," she says, "that's okay. We're never going back to that restaurant anyway."
dirty jokes
more letters
What has more letters than the alphabet?" "The post office!
dad jokes
magic mirror
A blonde, a fat brunette, and a skinny redhead find a magic mirror. If you lie to the mirror you die. The redhead says, "I look fat," and dies. The brunette says, " I look skinny," and dies. The blonde says, "I think..." and dies.
blonde jokes
whats your number
Boy: Girl, whats your number? Girl: I have a boyfriend Boy: I have a math test Girl: What? Boy: Aren't we talking about things we cheat on?
english jokes
baker couldn't make
I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
pun jokes
during the act
The doc told a guy that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act. The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it," He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it before he got home to his wife. He couldn't do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open. He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe. Finally, he realized his solution. On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck. Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to play with his unit. He closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew closer to the big finish, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied, "What?" He heard, "This is the police. What's going on down there?" The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted." The cop replied, "Well, you might as well check your brakes too while you're down there because your truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago."
dirty jokes
Homework joke
Teacher: Can I see your homework Me: Haha no way loser do your own 😁😁😁😁
teacher student jokes in english
naked woman
A statue of a naked woman and a naked man stand in a park at night. Suddenly from out of nowhere, a magical genie arrives and grants the statues each one wish to be fulfilled. Both the female and male statues agree on 15 minutes as a real man and woman in the bushes behind them to "get things done." The genie gives a knowing grin and grants the wish. The man and woman immediately jump behind the bushes and screaming sounds and laughter can be heard from their activities. 12 minutes later they return to the front of the bush again claiming they are finished. "Well now, that was kinda quick!" the genie says. "You can do it a second time for the remaining 3 minutes if you want," the genie tells them, winking his eye. Both the female and male look at each other and smile. The man says to the woman, "Okay great, but this time you get to hold the pigeon so I can shit on him!"
dirty jokes
Cool accent
I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent. So I said, “Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?” One of them snarled at me, “It’s Wales, dumbo!” So I corrected myself, “Oh, right, so are you two whales from Ireland?” That’s about as far as I remember.
english jokes
cunnilingus
When I was 11, my mum gave me a lecture about cunnilingus. I look back as an adult and I think, ‘Oh, she obviously wanted to empower me to find my own pleasure.’ It had the exact opposite effect – there is no way you can enjoy yourself with a man between your legs if you’re thinking, ‘Hmm, Mum’d be proud
dirty jokes
drifts over a desert
What is red and drifts over a desert? - A fart with a sunburn.
stupid jokes
expensive car
My friend drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how his Mercedes bends
pun jokes
Santa reading newspaper
Santa reading newspaper.. News: "Indian athlete lost gold medal in long jump" Santa comments: Idiot !! Who told him to wear gold medal while jumping!!! 😁😁🤣😁
english jokes
Why should you stay
Why should you stay away from artists? They're sketchy.
pun jokes
phone number
This blonde calls me and says, "What's your phone number? I cant find it!"
blonde jokes
vacation
Where do fruits go on vacation?" "Pear-is!
dad jokes
favorite sport
What is the favorite sport of Mexicans? Cross Country
short jokes
A blonde goes to a soda
A blonde goes to a soda machine. She puts in a dollar and gets a soda. She does this again and again. A man in line behind her asks why she is taking so long. She says, "Can't you see I'm winning?
blonde jokes
A couple is trying
A couple is trying to have a baby. Finally, the blonde tells her husband, "Honey, I have great news! We're pregnant, and we're having twins!" The husband is overjoyed and says to his wife, "Honey that's wonderful, but how do you know so soon that we're having twins?" She nods her head and says, "Well, I bought the twin pack pregnancy test and they both came out positive!"
blonde jokes
put it in slowly
"Babe is it in?" "Yea." "Does it hurt?" "Uh huh." "Let me put it in slowly." "It still hurts." "Okay, let's try another shoe size."
dirty jokes
1 million sperm
Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? A: Because like all men, they won't stop to ask directions.
dirty jokes
sweet potatoes wear
What do sweet potatoes wear to bed? Yammies.
pun jokes
seafood diet
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it
dad jokes
drag their women
Q: Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair? A: Because they found out by dragging them by their legs that their hole would fill up with mud.
dirty jokes
25th wedding anniversary joke
Shortly before our 25th wedding anniversary, my husband sent 25 long-stemmed yellow roses to me at my office. A few days later, I plucked all the petals and dried them. On the night of our anniversary, I spread the petals over the bed and lay on top of them, wearing only a negligee. As I’d hoped, I got a reaction from my husband. When he saw me, he shouted, “Are those potato chips?”
english jokes
Santa falls in Love
Doctor Santa falls in Love with a Nurse. He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister…
english jokes
Mexican's favorite sport joke
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
short jokes
kind of shady
I don't trust those trees. They seem kind of shady
dad jokes
little boy caught
A little boy caught his mom and dad having sex. After, he asked, "What were you and daddy doing?" The mom said, "We were baking a cake." A few days later, the little boy asked his mom, "Were you and daddy baking a cake?" She said yes, and asked him how he knew. He answered, "Because I licked the frosting off the couch
dirty jokes
moon cut
How does the moon cut his hair?" "Eclipse it.
dad jokes
husband after a day
It was Christmas Eve. A woman came home to her husband after a day of busy shopping. Later on that night when she was getting undressed for bed, he noticed a mark on the inside of her leg. "What is that?" he asked. She said, "I visited the tattoo parlor today. On the inside of one leg I had them tattoo 'Merry Christmas,' and on the inside of the other one they tattooed 'Happy New Year.'" Perplexed, he asked, "Why did you do that?" "Well," she replied, "now you can't complain that there's never anything to eat between Christmas and New Years!"
dirty jokes
A man boards
A man boards a plane with six kids. After they get settled in their seats, a woman sitting across the aisle leans over to him and asks, "Are all of those kids yours?" He replies, "No. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints."
dirty jokes
Two sperms
Two sperms are racing to reach the ovule. After a minute, one asks the other, "Hey, how much longer until we reach the ovaries?" The other answers, "Keep swimming, fool! We haven't even passed the tonsils yet!"
dirty jokes
premature ejaculation
A man was having premature ejaculation problems so he went to the doctor. The doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself." That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol and ran home to his wife. That night the two were having sex and found themselves in the 69 position. The man felt the urge to ejaculate and fired the starter pistol. The next day he went back to the doctor who asked how it went. The man answered, "Not well. When I fired the pistol, my wife pooped on my face, bit three inches off my penis, and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air."
dirty jokes
sign of inflation
What is the sign of inflation? A Volkswagen with 12 Latinos in it.
short jokes
guy decides
A guy decides to do something nice for his girlfriend before they leave on vacation so he gets her name tattooed on his penis. He comes home and shows it to her. She looks at it and says, "That's great, sweetie, but what is 'Wy'?" He tells her to rub it and as she does she sees it actually reads "Wendy." When they arrive at Montego Bay, the couple are walking along a nude beach and the boyfriend notices a black guy with "Wy" on his penis. He asks the man if he also has a girlfriend named Wendy. The black guy laughs and says, "Nah, mon, mine says 'Welcome to Jamaica have a nice day.'"
dirty jokes
Two police officers
Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says, “Wow, that’s got to be the fastest we ever got to the accident site.” 😋😋😋😋
english jokes
Florida or the Sun
So I asked a blonde, "Which is closer, Florida or the Sun?" She said, "The Sun, because I can look up and see it.
blonde jokes
guy was driving
A guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes..."
blonde jokes
blonde tip
Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet? Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!!
blonde jokes
blonde dial 911
Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.
blonde jokes
a soda machine
A blonde goes to a soda machine. She puts in a dollar and gets a soda. She does this again and again. A man in line behind her asks why she is taking so long. She says, "Can't you see I'm winning?"
blonde jokes
facial hair
I used to hate facial hair...but then it grew on me
dad jokes
saggy
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts.
dirty jokes
IDK Blonde
Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!
blonde jokes
blonde jokes so short
Q: Why are blonde jokes so short? A: So brunettes can remember them.
blonde jokes
mirror that killed anyone
Once there was a mirror that killed anyone who lied... French : I think I dont smoke (died). American : I think I love my wife (died). Santa: I think.. (died) 😋😋😋😁
english jokes
eight year old
A mom of an eight year old boy is awaiting her son's arrival from school. As he runs in, he says he needs to talk to her about making babies. He claims he knows about the development of a fetus, but doesn't understand the answer to the million dollar question. Namely, how does the sperm get into the woman? The mom asks the boy what he thinks the answer is. The boy says that the sperm is manufactured in the man's stomach, rises up to his chest, then throat, and into his mouth, where he then kisses the woman and deposits the sperm into her mouth. The mom tells her boy that it is a good guess, but it's wrong. She gives him a hint by telling him that the sperm comes out of the man's penis. Suddenly, the boy's face becomes quite red and he says, "You mean you put your mouth on that thing?"
dirty jokes
blonde like lightening
Why did the blonde like lightening? She thought someone was taking a picture of her.
blonde jokes
iPad in a blender
Why did the blonde put her iPad in a blender? Because she wanted to make apple juice.
english jokes
black people and tornadoes
How are black people and tornadoes the same? It only takes one to ruin a good neighborhood.
short jokes
walked through the forest
Banta walked through the forest when he heard someone crying for help. He found a dwarf, stuck in a trap. He freed the dwarf, and the dwarf granted him two wishes. "My first wish," Banta said, "is a bottle of whiskey that will never fall empty." And flash, there was the bottle. Banta opened it, and drank it empty. The next moment, the bottle was full again. Banta was very happy. "What is your second wish," the dwarf asked? Banta replied, "I want another bottle..."😜 😝 😛
english jokes
rumor about butter
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!
dad jokes
good at sleeping
"I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed!
dad jokes
A blonde redhead
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here.
blonde jokes
money being spent
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today, than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs, huge erections, and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
dirty jokes
bloody perfect
If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can’t have a headache and sex at the same time
dirty jokes
receptionist
Q: What does the receptionist at the sperm clinic say when clients are leaving? A: “Thanks for coming!”
dirty jokes
honey look really different
Husband: Wow, honey, you look really different today. Did you do something to your hair? - Wife: Michael, I’m over here! 😋😋
english jokes
babies may be delivered
Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
pun jokes
Becoming a vegetarian
Becoming a vegetarian is one big missed steak.
pun jokes
blonde put her
Why did the blonde put her iPad in a blender? Because she wanted to make apple juice.
blonde jokes
blonde are walking
A brunette and blonde are walking in the park when the brunette says, "Aw, look at the dead birdie." The blonde looks up and says, "Where?"
blonde jokes
got carded
I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said never mind.
dad jokes
construction
I've got a great joke about construction, but I'm still working on it
dad jokes
tried to catch
Have you ever tried to catch a fog? I tried yesterday but I mist
dad jokes
his buddy
There is a fellow who is talking to his buddy and says, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants. I'm stumped." His buddy says, "I have an idea. Why don't you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled!" The first fellow does just that. The next day, his buddy asks, "Well, did you take my suggestion? How did it turn out?" "She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling, 'I'll see you in two hours!'"
dirty jokes
Teacher funny
A teacher asked a student to write 55. Student asked: How? Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5! The student wrote 5 and stopped. teacher: What are you waiting for? student: I don’t know which side to write the other 5🤑
teacher student jokes in english
How did the blonde die
How did the blonde die drinking milk? The cow fell on her.
blonde jokes
didn't know what
I met a giant once. I didn't know what to say so I used big words.
pun jokes
Two homeless men
Two homeless men are devising a plan to get free drinks at a bar. The first one has an idea: "We'll buy a hot dog and stick it down your pants, walk into the bar, get our drinks, drink, and when the bartender asks for his money, you pull down your pants and I suck on the hot dog that you put down there. He'll kick us out, and we wont have to pay. It's brilliant!" The second man agrees and they do this in the first bar where it works just as planned. Then they hit up 4 more bars and the first man says, "This is great, getting all these free drinks!" The other man replies, "Yeah, especially because the hot dog fell out at the first bar."
dirty jokes
song about burritos
I wrote a song about burritos. It's a rap
pun jokes
favorite memories
One of my favorite memories as a kid was when my brothers used to put me inside a tire and roll me down a hill. They were Goodyears!
dad jokes
A cheeseburger
A cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Sorry, we don't serve food here
dad jokes
Santa is in Delhi
Santa is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which has a Clock Tower when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower. Santa says agrees. 'Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder.' The man took the thousand and disappeared. Having waited for several hours the Santa figures he has been made a fool by that man. On the next day Santa is again walking along the same street and the same man asks him to buy the clock. 'Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder.' Santa gives him another thousand and says, 'Oye, I am not a fool. This time, you wait and I'll go get a ladder.'
english jokes
fish wearing
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?" "Sofishticated
dad jokes
A zebra
What’s black, red, black, red, black, red? - A zebra with a sun burn.
stupid jokes
aquatic mammals
Some aquatic mammals at the zoo escaped. It was otter chaos!
pun jokes
a bit of tomato sauce
A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner. The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. "Och, I look like a pig!" The man nods, "And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!"
english jokes
like a snowstorm
A man is like a snowstorm. You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it will last.
dirty jokes
Penis and Balls
One night, Penis and Balls were sitting in a couch. Penis said to Balls, "We are going to a party. Balls said, "F*ck off, you always leave me knocking."
dirty jokes
blondes walk
Three blondes walk into a building. You'd think one of them would've seen it.....
english jokes
shower is fun
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera
dad jokes
crazy wife says
A crazy wife says to her husband that moose are falling from the sky. The husband says, it’s reindeer.
pun jokes
Santa goes into a bar
Santa goes into a bar in New York. The man on his right orders a drink, 'Johnnie Walker, single.' The man on his left says, 'Jack Daniels, single.' Santa says. 'Santa Singh, married.'
santa banta jokes in english
bread say to the baker
What did the bread say to the baker? "You knead me."
pun jokes