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hd Joker Jokes Latest 2026
funny and beautiful | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
“You are so kind, funny and beautiful.” “Oh come on. You just want to get me to bed.” “And smart, too!”
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a bit of tomato sauce | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner. The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. "Och, I look like a pig!" The man nods, "And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!"
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get a squirrel | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut
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paedophilia | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
The thing I don’t get about paedophilia… Why the hell do kids find old men in dirty raincoats so sexy?
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I’m just so nervous | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Patient: Oh doctor, I’m just so nervous. This is my first operation. - Doctor: Don't worry. Mine too.
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drag their women | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Q: Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair? A: Because they found out by dragging them by their legs that their hole would fill up with mud.
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kind of shady | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I don't trust those trees. They seem kind of shady
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Santa falls in Love | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Doctor Santa falls in Love with a Nurse. He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister…
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blonde are walking | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A brunette and blonde are walking in the park when the brunette says, "Aw, look at the dead birdie." The blonde looks up and says, "Where?"
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burst into tears | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
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job I can really | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Making mirrors is a job I can really see myself doing.
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still a virgin | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
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scarecrow win | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field
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blonde busy | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Q: How do you keep a blonde busy for 2 days? A: Give her a piece of paper that has "Please turn over" written on both sides.
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A gynecologist notices | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A gynecologist notices that a new patient is nervous. While putting on the latex gloves, he asks her if she knows how they make latex gloves. The patient says no. The doctor says, "There is a plant in Mexico full of latex that people of various hand sizes dip their hands into and let them dry. She does not crack a smile, but later she laughs. The doctor says, "What's so funny?" She says, "I'm imagining how they make condoms."
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Adele cross the road | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side.
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Keep the tip | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What did the leper say to the sex worker? Keep the tip.
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camouflage pants | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I wanted to buy camouflage pants, but I couldn't find any.
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got carded | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said never mind.
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banana split | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Where do you learn to make a banana split?" "Sundae school
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bloody perfect | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can’t have a headache and sex at the same time
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Homework joke | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Teacher: Can I see your homework Me: Haha no way loser do your own 😁😁😁😁
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child birth | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
From what I understand about child birth, it changes you ‘downstairs’. I like my downstairs the way it is thank you very much. I certainly don’t need an extension
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rushing into the hospital | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A couple are rushing into the hospital because the wife is going into labor. As they walk, a doctor says to them that he has invented a machine that splits the pain between the mother and father. They agree to it and are led into a room where they get hooked up to the machine. The doctor starts it off at 20% split towards the father. The wife says, "Oh, that's actually better." The husband says he can't feel anything. Then the doctor turns it to 50% and the wife says that it doesn't hurt nearly as much. The husband says he sill can't feel anything. The Doctor, now encouraged, turns it up to 100%. The husband still can't feel anything, and the wife is really happy, because there is now no pain for her. The baby is born. The couple go home and find the postman groaning in pain on the doorstep.
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Chinese people | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Q: Why do Chinese people have Chinese babies? A: Because two Wongs don't make a white.
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nothing special | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex." "Social Security sex?" "Yeah, you know, I get a little each month, but not enough to live on.”
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may I disturb | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
At work: Excuse me, may I disturb you shortly? - Of course, what is it? - Nothing, I just wanted to disturb you.
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had a dream | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I once had a dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda. It was more of a fanta sea
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The bell rang | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
The bell rang for school to start and John walked in late. Mr. Clark asked, "John, why are you late?" He replied, "I was on Cherry Hill." Then he sat down. Ten minutes later Nathan walked in late and Mr. Clark repeated, "Why are you late?" Nathan answered, "I was on top of Cherry Hill." Five minutes later Kevin walked in late and Mr. Clark said to him, "Kevin, where have you been?" Kevin replied, "I was on Cherry Hill." Ten minutes later a girl walked in the classroom and Mr. Clark asked, "Hi there, what's your name?" The girl replied, "Cherry Hill."
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3 people on the boat | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
There are 3 people on the boat which is sinking. 1 American guy, 1 Asian guy, and 1 Mexican guy. The Asian guy said "I have to many of these" so he threw the rice out. The Mexican guy said "I have to many of these" so he threw out the tacos out. The American said "I have to many of these" so he threw the Mexican guy out.
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joins a soccer | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A man joins a soccer team and his new teammates inform him, "At your first team dinner as the new guy, you will have to give us a talk about sex." The evening arrives and he gives a detailed, humorous account of his sex life. When he got home, his wife asked how the evening went and not wanting to lie, but also not wanting to explain exactly what happened, he said, "Oh, I had to make a talk about yachting," his wife thought this a little peculiar but said nothing more and went to sleep. The next day she bumped into one of his new teammates at the supermarket and asked, "I heard my husband had to make a speech last night. How did it go?" His mate said smiling, 'Oh, it was excellent! Your husband is clearly very experienced!." The wife looked confused and replied to his mate, "Strange, he has only done it twice and the second time he was sick."
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white people running down | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Q: What do you call white people running down a hill? A: An avalanche. Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill? A: A mudslide. Q: What do you call black people running down a hill? A: A jail break.
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redhead all work | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early. "Hey girls," says the brunette, "Let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never know." The next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home to find her husband having sex with the female boss! She quietly sneaks out of the house and returns at her normal time. "That was fun," says the brunette. "We should do it again sometime." "No way," says the blonde. "I almost got caught!"
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redhead are running | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. They run into an old barn and hide in potato sacks. The officer chasing them walks into the barn looking for them. He kicks the first sack with the redhead inside and the redhead says, "Woof woof!" The cop thinks it's a dog, so he walks to the next one. He kicks the second bag with the brunette, and she says, "Meow meow!" The cop believes it's a cat and moves on. He kicks the third bag with the blonde, and the blonde yells, "Potato potato!"
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Why should you wear | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why should you wear glasses when doing math? They improve division.
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tried to take a photo | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I tried to take a photo of a wheat field. It turned out grainy.
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On hearing | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
On hearing that her elderly grandfather has just passed away, Katie goes straight to her grandparents' house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asks how her grandfather has died, her grandmother replies, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie tells her grandmother that two people nearly 100 years old having sex will surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear. Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. It was nice, slow, and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the ding and out on the dong." She pauses, wipes away a tear and then continues, "And if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!"
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friend of mine | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A Christian friend of mine said that sex between two men is wrong in their eyes. I said, ‘You’re right, it’s supposed to be up the bum
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lecture on Sun | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it. Raju:No mam! I will not be able to attend it. Teacher :Why? Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!
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blonde who dyes | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
How can you tell when a brunette is actually a blonde who dyes her hair? When she trips over the cordless phone.
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the bread say | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What did the bread say to the baker? "You knead me."
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one plant say | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What did one plant say to the other? "Girl, you really got me growing."
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the newscaster | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says, "Six Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident." The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing, "That's horrible!" Confused, he replies, "Yes Dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk involved." After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says, "How many is a Brazilian?"
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Uncle Jack off | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
If your Uncle Jack was on his roof, and he wanted you to help him down, would you help your Uncle Jack off?
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drug dealer | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
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blonde tip | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet? Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!!
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yogurt and Italians | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What's the difference between yogurt and Italians? Yogurt has a working culture.
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Three blondes walk | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Three blondes walk into a building. You'd think one of them would've seen it.....
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fucking racist | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you fucking racist.
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I love cheese | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why do I love cheese? For starters, it's pretty grate.
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