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crazy dream last night | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I had a crazy dream last night! I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Turns out it was just a Fanta sea.
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mother's womb | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Three babies are in their mother's womb. One of them says, "I want to be an artist so everyone knows what it looks like in here." The next one says, "I want to be a swimmer because I get so much practice in here." The last baby says, "I'm going to be a hunter because if that snake comes in here and pokes me again, I'm going to chop that thing in half!"
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planning to get | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
My friend was planning to get a Labrador. Is he mad?! Hasn’t he seen how many of their owners go blind?!”
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two boys playing | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
One day, there were two boys playing by a stream. One of the young boys saw a bush and went over to it. The other boy couldn't figure out why his friend was at the bush for so long. The other boy went over to the bush and looked. The two boys were looking at a woman bathing naked in the stream. All of a sudden, the second boy took off running. The first boy couldn't understand why he ran away, so he took off after his friend. Finally, he caught up to him and asked why he ran away. The boy said to his friend, "My mom told me if I ever saw a naked lady, I would turn to stone, and I felt something getting hard, so I ran
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black people and tornadoes | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
How are black people and tornadoes the same? It only takes one to ruin a good neighborhood.
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put my shoes | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Dad, can you put my shoes on?" "No, I don't think they'll fit me
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sign of inflation | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What is the sign of inflation? A Volkswagen with 12 Latinos in it.
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hotel lobby turns | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A man in a hotel lobby turns to go to the front desk, but he accidentally runs into a woman beside him and his elbow bumps into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436."
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honeymoon hotel | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?" The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to f*ck your brains out, and suck your t*ts dry." Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?" He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
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25 letters | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y
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Chinese couple | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a black baby? They named it Sum Ting Wong
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sell curtains | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Santa enters a shop that sell curtains. He announces to Gurdaya, the salesman, 'I would like to buy a pair of green curtains.' The salesman assures him that they had a large selection of green curtains. Gurdaya shows him several patterns, but Santa seems to be having a hard time choosing. Finally, he selects a smashing green floral print. The salesman asked what size curtains he requires.
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find a tiny Coke | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Where can you go to find a tiny Coke? Mini-soda.
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call someone | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows
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broom get a poor | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
David: Why did the broom get a poor grade in school? Dan: I don’t know. Why? David: Because it was always sweeping during class!
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bigger than your brothers | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A husband says to his wife, "I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time." The wife thinks about it for a few moments and replies, "Your dick is bigger than your brothers."
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The Middle Ages | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
The Middle Ages were called the Dark Ages because there were too many knights.
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blonde jokes so short | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Q: Why are blonde jokes so short? A: So brunettes can remember them.
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devout | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Maria, a devout Catholic, got married and had 15 children. After her first husband died, she remarried and had 15 more children. A few weeks after her second husband died, Maria also passed away. At Maria's funeral, the priest looked skyward and said, "At last, they're finally together." Her sister sitting in the front row said, "Excuse me, Father, but do you mean she and her first husband, or she and her second husband?" The priest replied, "I mean her legs."
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go to the bathroom | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: Little Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom? Little Johnny: But I asked first!
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pick their nose | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine
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selling my talking parrot | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I’m selling my talking parrot. Why? Because yesterday, the bastard tried to sell me.
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confuse a blonde | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to go to the corner.
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joins a soccer | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A man joins a soccer team and his new teammates inform him, "At your first team dinner as the new guy, you will have to give us a talk about sex." The evening arrives and he gives a detailed, humorous account of his sex life. When he got home, his wife asked how the evening went and not wanting to lie, but also not wanting to explain exactly what happened, he said, "Oh, I had to make a talk about yachting," his wife thought this a little peculiar but said nothing more and went to sleep. The next day she bumped into one of his new teammates at the supermarket and asked, "I heard my husband had to make a speech last night. How did it go?" His mate said smiling, 'Oh, it was excellent! Your husband is clearly very experienced!." The wife looked confused and replied to his mate, "Strange, he has only done it twice and the second time he was sick."
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days are numbered | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered
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bicycle stand up | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired
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blindfold joke | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
How do you blindfold a Chinese person? Put floss over their eyes.
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holy water | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
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woman shot her husband | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station. “I have an interesting case here,” he says. “A woman shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped.” “Have you arrested her?” asks the sergeant. “No, not yet. The floor’s still wet.”
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naked black woman | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Q: What's the difference between a naked white woman and a naked black woman? A: One is on the cover of Playboy and the other is on the cover of National Geographic.
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Why was six nervous | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Why was six nervous? Because seven eight nine.
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25th wedding anniversary joke | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Shortly before our 25th wedding anniversary, my husband sent 25 long-stemmed yellow roses to me at my office. A few days later, I plucked all the petals and dried them. On the night of our anniversary, I spread the petals over the bed and lay on top of them, wearing only a negligee. As I’d hoped, I got a reaction from my husband. When he saw me, he shouted, “Are those potato chips?”
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unfaithful espresso | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Did you hear about the unfaithful espresso? It was grounds for divorce.
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What did the grape | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What did the grape say when it got crushed? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
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seafood diet | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it
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premature ejaculation | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A man was having premature ejaculation problems so he went to the doctor. The doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself." That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol and ran home to his wife. That night the two were having sex and found themselves in the 69 position. The man felt the urge to ejaculate and fired the starter pistol. The next day he went back to the doctor who asked how it went. The man answered, "Not well. When I fired the pistol, my wife pooped on my face, bit three inches off my penis, and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air."
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A penguin takes | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A penguin takes his car to the shop and the mechanic says it'll take about an hour for him to check it. While he waits, the penguin goes to an ice cream shop and orders a big sundae to pass the time. The penguin isn't the neatest eater, and he ends up covered in melted ice cream. When he returns to the shop, the mechanic takes one look at him and says, "Looks like you blew a seal." "No," the penguin insists, "it's just ice cream."
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Why should you wear | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Why should you wear glasses when doing math? They improve division.
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call me a taxi | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi. B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.
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May I take your order | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
May I take your order?" the blonde waitress asked. "Yes, how do you prepare your chickens?" "Nothing special sir," she replied, "we just tell them straight out that theyre going to die.
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poor Santa Claus | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What do you call a poor Santa Claus?" "St. Nickel-less
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Glasgow | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Las Vegas and Glasgow have a lot in common: they’re the only two places in the world where you can pay for sex with chips
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song about burritos | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I wrote a song about burritos. It's a rap
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about the guy | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize
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grow up | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems
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the newscaster | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says, "Six Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident." The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing, "That's horrible!" Confused, he replies, "Yes Dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk involved." After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says, "How many is a Brazilian?"
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A wealthy man | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to have the child. If she stayed in Italy, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but wondered how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to mail him a postcard, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support. One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. "Honey," she said, "you received a very strange postcard today." "Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said. The wife handed the card over and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted. On the card was written "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without."
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kidnapping at school | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's okay, he woke up
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A sailor drops | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"
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blonde dyes | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brunette? Artificial intelligence.
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