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a bit of tomato sauce | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner. The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. "Och, I look like a pig!" The man nods, "And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!"
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paedophilia | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
The thing I don’t get about paedophilia… Why the hell do kids find old men in dirty raincoats so sexy?
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little boy caught | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A little boy caught his mom and dad having sex. After, he asked, "What were you and daddy doing?" The mom said, "We were baking a cake." A few days later, the little boy asked his mom, "Were you and daddy baking a cake?" She said yes, and asked him how he knew. He answered, "Because I licked the frosting off the couch
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Monica Lewinsky walks | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Monica Lewinsky walks into the dry cleaners. The old man behind the counter is hard of hearing and doesn't understand her request, so he says, "Come again." Monica responds, "No, this time it's mustard."
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A husband suspected | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A husband suspected his wife was cheating on him. He explained his situation to a pet shop owner who replied, "I have a parrot that will let you know daily what goes on in your house. The bird has no legs, so he holds onto his perch with his penis." Reluctantly, the husband brought the bird home. At the end of the first day, the man asked the bird, "Did anything happen today?" The parrot said, "Yes, the milk man came over." The man asked, "What did he do with my wife?" The bird said, "I don’t know; I got hard and fell."
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Florida or the Sun | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
So I asked a blonde, "Which is closer, Florida or the Sun?" She said, "The Sun, because I can look up and see it.
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A black guy walks joke | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and asks for a beer. The bartender brings a beer and notices the parrot on his shoulder and says, "Hey that's really neat. Where did you get it?" The parrot responds, "In the jungle, there's millions of them.
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Your driver’s license please | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A police officer stops a car. Officer: “Your driver’s license please.” Driver: “I’m really sorry, I forgot.” Officer: “At home?” Driver: “No, to do it.”
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Screw the mailman | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I'm a mailman. At Christmas this year, Mrs. Jankowitz met me at the door and invited me in for a great breakfast spread. After I ate, I thanked her and she said, "There's more." She took me to her bedroom and showed me moves I had never imagined. I told her I had no idea she felt this way. She said, "I don't." I ask, "What was all this about?" She says, "I asked the husband what to give the mailman." He said, "Screw the mailman, breakfast was my idea."
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An old couple | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
An old couple is ready to go to sleep. The old man lies on the bed but the old woman lies down on the floor. The old man asks, ''Why are you going to sleep on the floor?'' The old woman says, "Because I want to feel something hard for a change."
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brunette were thinking | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A blonde, redhead, and a brunette were thinking about what they would do if they went to space. The redhead said, "I would adopt a martian." The brunette said, "I would give Pluto some steroids." The Blonde said, "I would go to the sun." The redhead replied, "But you would burn up and die." The blonde responded, "Not if I went at night."
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A science teacher | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A science teacher tells his class, "Oxygen is a must for breathing and life. It was discovered in 1773." A blonde student responds, "Thank God I was born after 1773! Otherwise I would have died without it."
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Iranian who locked | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Did you hear about the Iranian who locked himself out of his car? It took three hours to get his family out of it.
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concert only costs | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What kind of concert only costs 45 cents? A 50 Cent concert featuring Nickelback.
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white people running down | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Q: What do you call white people running down a hill? A: An avalanche. Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill? A: A mudslide. Q: What do you call black people running down a hill? A: A jail break.
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shouldn't you argue | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why shouldn't you argue with a dinosaur? You'll get jurasskicked.
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aquatic mammals | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Some aquatic mammals at the zoo escaped. It was otter chaos!
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A blonde wanting | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
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An old lady | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
An old lady went to visit her dentist. When it was her turn, she sat in the chair, lowered her underpants, and raised her legs. The dentist said, “Excuse me, but I’m not a gynecologist.” “I know,” said the old lady. “I want you to take my husband’s teeth out.”
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job I can really | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Making mirrors is a job I can really see myself doing.
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Before Marriage | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Before Marriage - - - Boyfriend: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. Girlfriend: Do you want me to leave? Boyfriend: NO! Don't even think about it. Girlfriend: Do you love me? Boyfriend: Of course! Over and over! Girlfriend: Have you ever cheated on me? Boyfriend: NO! Why are you even asking? Girlfriend: Will you kiss me? Boyfriend: Every chance I get! Girlfriend: Will you hit me? Boyfriend: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person! Girlfriend: Can I trust you? Boyfriend: Yes. Girlfriend: Darling! After marriage - simply read from bottom to top.
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black man is lost | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A black man is lost in the forest. A hunter finds him and says, "Excuse me, sir. Can you ax me a tree?" The black man says, "No, but I can ax you a question?"
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12 inches long | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
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moon cut | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
How does the moon cut his hair?" "Eclipse it.
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my relationship | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I’m about three years into my relationship now and I've started to have erection difficulties. My girlfriend and I have different ideas as to what the problem is: she bought me some Viagra and I bought her a treadmill.
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thief hire a maid | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why did the thief hire a maid to plan his vacation? He wanted a clean getaway.
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bread say to the baker | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What did the bread say to the baker? "You knead me."
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Italian mother | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
An Italian mother says, "If you don't eat all the food on this plate, I'll kill you." A Jewish mother says, "If you don't eat all the food on this plate, I'll kill myself."
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My wife suffers | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
“My wife suffers from a drinking problem.” - “Oh is she an alcoholic?” - “No, I am, but she’s the one who suffers.”
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my stuff | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
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rushing into the hospital | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A couple are rushing into the hospital because the wife is going into labor. As they walk, a doctor says to them that he has invented a machine that splits the pain between the mother and father. They agree to it and are led into a room where they get hooked up to the machine. The doctor starts it off at 20% split towards the father. The wife says, "Oh, that's actually better." The husband says he can't feel anything. Then the doctor turns it to 50% and the wife says that it doesn't hurt nearly as much. The husband says he sill can't feel anything. The Doctor, now encouraged, turns it up to 100%. The husband still can't feel anything, and the wife is really happy, because there is now no pain for her. The baby is born. The couple go home and find the postman groaning in pain on the doorstep.
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Do not be racist joke | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
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wife starts to sing | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on. 😋😋😋
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pick their nose | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine
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lecture on Sun | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it. Raju:No mam! I will not be able to attend it. Teacher :Why? Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!
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during sex | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. Who the hell runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?
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screw in a light bulb | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light bulb. 10, one to screw in the light bulb and nine to hold the ladder.
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hard of hearing | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Santa, hard of hearing, realises that he needs to buy a hearing aid, but he feels unwilling to spend too much money. 'How much do they cost?' he asks Manbir, the shopkeeper. 'That depends,' says. Manbir, 'They run from £20 to £2,000.' 'Let's see the £20 model,' asks Santa. Manbir puts the device around Santa's neck instructing, 'You just stick this button in your ear and run this little string down to your pocket.' 'How does it work?' Santa inquires. 'For only £20 it doesn't work," Manbir replies, 'But when people see it on you, they'll talk louder!'
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call fake noodles | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What do you call fake noodles? Impastas.
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wear necklaces | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Q: Why do Italian men wear necklaces? A: To let them know where to stop shaving.
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Olympic medals | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Mexico doesn't win Olympic medals because all the best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.
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Angry santa | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Angry Santa threw 6 cricket balls on his gf. GF: “What the hell was that?” Santa: “its over”!🤣
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redhead are running | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. They run into an old barn and hide in potato sacks. The officer chasing them walks into the barn looking for them. He kicks the first sack with the redhead inside and the redhead says, "Woof woof!" The cop thinks it's a dog, so he walks to the next one. He kicks the second bag with the brunette, and she says, "Meow meow!" The cop believes it's a cat and moves on. He kicks the third bag with the blonde, and the blonde yells, "Potato potato!"
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broken rubber | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A kid walks up to his mom and asks, "Mom, can I go bungee jumping?" The mom says "No, you were born from broken rubber and I don't want you to go out the same way!"
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oral and a rectal | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? The taste!
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the newscaster | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says, "Six Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident." The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing, "That's horrible!" Confused, he replies, "Yes Dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk involved." After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says, "How many is a Brazilian?"
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poor Santa Claus | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What do you call a poor Santa Claus?" "St. Nickel-less
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banana factory | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why did Billy get fired from the banana factory? He kept throwing away the bent ones
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I would like to use | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Mr. Smith: “Doctor, you remember this strengthening solution you prescribed me yesterday?” Doctor: “Yes, what’s the matter?” Mr. Smith: “I would like to use it but I can’t open the bottle!”
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Becoming a vegetarian | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Becoming a vegetarian is one big missed steak.
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