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a brunette | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away. The redhead swam trying to make it to the other shore she swam 15 miles, drowned, and died. The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died. The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.
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job I can really | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Making mirrors is a job I can really see myself doing.
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iPad in a blender | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Why did the blonde put her iPad in a blender? Because she wanted to make apple juice.
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sophisticated dinner party | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I was at a sophisticated dinner party the other day… when I farted loudly. One of the guests was appalled and said indignantly, “How dare you fart in front of my wife!” I said, “I’m sorry, I didn’t realize it was her turn next
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walked through the forest | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Banta walked through the forest when he heard someone crying for help. He found a dwarf, stuck in a trap. He freed the dwarf, and the dwarf granted him two wishes. "My first wish," Banta said, "is a bottle of whiskey that will never fall empty." And flash, there was the bottle. Banta opened it, and drank it empty. The next moment, the bottle was full again. Banta was very happy. "What is your second wish," the dwarf asked? Banta replied, "I want another bottle..."😜 😝 😛
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Sleep with an open window | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Sleep with an open window tonight! 1400 mosquitos like that. 420 mosquitos commented on it. 210 mosquitos shared this. One mosquito invited for the event. 2800 mosquitos will be attending the event.
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pig answered | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A man walks by a blonde, who is holding a pig. The man asks, "Where did you get her?" The pig answered, "I won her at the fair."
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phone number | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
This blonde calls me and says, "What's your phone number? I cant find it!"
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Scientists | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs.
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grow up | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems
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Why should you wear | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Why should you wear glasses when doing math? They improve division.
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blondes fell down | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?" The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."
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Santa will send | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish." Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."
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they're sick | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Where do boats go when they're sick?" "To the boat doc
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blindfold joke | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
How do you blindfold a Chinese person? Put floss over their eyes.
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Little Johnny's classmate | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
At school, Little Johnny's classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it's very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth." Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. Johnny's mother greets him at home, and he tells her, "I know the whole truth." His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell your father." Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth." The father promptly hands him $40 and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother." Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth." The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, "Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!"
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a terminal illness | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live." Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!" Doctor: "Nine."
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the bike stand up | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Why couldn't the bike stand up? It was two-tired.
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My wife suffers | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
“My wife suffers from a drinking problem.” - “Oh is she an alcoholic?” - “No, I am, but she’s the one who suffers.”
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A robber comes | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
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Two homeless men | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Two homeless men are devising a plan to get free drinks at a bar. The first one has an idea: "We'll buy a hot dog and stick it down your pants, walk into the bar, get our drinks, drink, and when the bartender asks for his money, you pull down your pants and I suck on the hot dog that you put down there. He'll kick us out, and we wont have to pay. It's brilliant!" The second man agrees and they do this in the first bar where it works just as planned. Then they hit up 4 more bars and the first man says, "This is great, getting all these free drinks!" The other man replies, "Yeah, especially because the hot dog fell out at the first bar."
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smells like worms | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What is transparent and smells like worms? - A bird's fart :-)
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rabbits making love | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Why can't you hear rabbits making love? Because they have cotton balls.
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So I asked a blonde | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
So I asked a blonde, "Which is closer, Florida or the Sun?" She said, "The Sun, because I can look up and see it.
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Little Sally came | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face, and told her mother, "Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!" Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut." Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's mom asked, "Really small, was it?" Sally replied, "No, salty." Mom fainted.
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Penis and Balls | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
One night, Penis and Balls were sitting in a couch. Penis said to Balls, "We are going to a party. Balls said, "F*ck off, you always leave me knocking."
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Ford didn't invent | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I'm happy Ford didn't invent the airplane. It wouldn't have been Wright.
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A wealthy man | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to have the child. If she stayed in Italy, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but wondered how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to mail him a postcard, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support. One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. "Honey," she said, "you received a very strange postcard today." "Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said. The wife handed the card over and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted. On the card was written "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without."
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broom get a poor | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
David: Why did the broom get a poor grade in school? Dan: I don’t know. Why? David: Because it was always sweeping during class!
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aquatic mammals | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Some aquatic mammals at the zoo escaped. It was otter chaos!
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parents were divorced | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!" Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times. One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her. Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"
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pickle slicer | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A man comes home early from work and tells his wife he just got fired. He tells her, "I got caught with my penis in the pickle slicer." His wife asks him if his penis is okay and he assures her it is fine. "Well," she asks, "What happened to the pickle slicer?" "Oh," he says, "She got fired too."
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Why should you stay | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Why should you stay away from artists? They're sketchy.
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Florida or the Sun | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
So I asked a blonde, "Which is closer, Florida or the Sun?" She said, "The Sun, because I can look up and see it.
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Santa goes into a bar | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Santa goes into a bar in New York. The man on his right orders a drink, 'Johnnie Walker, single.' The man on his left says, 'Jack Daniels, single.' Santa says. 'Santa Singh, married.'
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hundred dollar bill | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.
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master of fast | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
“I am a master of fast calculations.” - “OK, what is 758 time 642 divided by 5?” - “22!” - “Ha ha, that’s wrong!” - “Might be, but it was fast!”
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funny and beautiful | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
“You are so kind, funny and beautiful.” “Oh come on. You just want to get me to bed.” “And smart, too!”
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a mouthful | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Sarah waves her hand, "Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!" Miss Rogers says, "All right, Sarah, what is your multi-syllable word?" Sarah says, "Mas-tur-bate." Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, Sarah, that's a mouthful." Sarah says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."
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cows masturbating | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What do you call a herd of cows masturbating? Beef strokin' off!
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restaurant on the moon | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? I heard the food was good but it had no atmosphere.
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bad news | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.
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scratch-and-sniff | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-and-sniff at the bottom of a pool.
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He keeps holding her hand | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A wife complains to her husband: “Just look at that couple down the road, how lovely they are. He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her, why can’t you do the same?” The husband: “Are you mad? I barely know that woman!”
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famous person | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
You should only have sex with a famous person if you really, really genuinely want to tell people about it afterwards
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call a factory | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?" "A satisfactory
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go to the dentist | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What time do Chinese people go to the dentist? Tooth hurty (2:30)
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playing Bridge | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Sex is like playing Bridge – if you don’t have a good partner, you better have a good hand
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Two sperms | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Two sperms are racing to reach the ovule. After a minute, one asks the other, "Hey, how much longer until we reach the ovaries?" The other answers, "Keep swimming, fool! We haven't even passed the tonsils yet!"
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babies may be delivered | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
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