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macho man married | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A typical macho man married a typical good looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules. "I'll be home when I want, if I want, what time I want, and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table, unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card playing when I want with my old buddies, and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?" His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night, whether you're here or not."
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William Sexfear | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
According To William Sexfear Every Wife Is A Mistress For Her Husband. Miss For One Hour And . . . . Stress For The Remaining 23 Hours.
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A penguin takes | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A penguin takes his car to the shop and the mechanic says it'll take about an hour for him to check it. While he waits, the penguin goes to an ice cream shop and orders a big sundae to pass the time. The penguin isn't the neatest eater, and he ends up covered in melted ice cream. When he returns to the shop, the mechanic takes one look at him and says, "Looks like you blew a seal." "No," the penguin insists, "it's just ice cream."
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sprinter eat | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What does a sprinter eat before a race?" "Nothing, they fast!
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Teacher funny | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A teacher asked a student to write 55. Student asked: How? Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5! The student wrote 5 and stopped. teacher: What are you waiting for? student: I don’t know which side to write the other 5🤑
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baker couldn't make | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
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burst into tears | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
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blonde woman driving | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A police officer sees a blonde woman driving and knitting at the same time. Exasperated, he drives up next to her and screams out the window, "Pull over!" The blonde responds, "No Silly, it's a scarf.
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Adele cross the road | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side.
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wear necklaces | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Q: Why do Italian men wear necklaces? A: To let them know where to stop shaving.
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Florida or the Sun | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
So I asked a blonde, "Which is closer, Florida or the Sun?" She said, "The Sun, because I can look up and see it.
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a taser once | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I had a taser once. It was stunning.
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After picking her son | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
After picking her son up from school one day, the mother asks him what he did at school. The kid replies, "I had sex with my teacher." She gets so mad that when they get home, she orders him to go straight to his room. When the father returns home that evening, the mother angrily tells him the news of what their son had done. As the father hears the news, a huge grin spreads across his face. He walks to his son's room and asks him what happened at school, the son tells him, "I had sex with my teacher." The father tells the boy that he is so proud of him, and he is going to reward him with the bike he has been asking for. On the way to the store, the dad asks his son if he would like to ride his new bike home. His son responds, "No thanks Dad, my butt still hurts."
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Chinese couple | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a black baby? They named it Sum Ting Wong
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Why should you wear | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Why should you wear glasses when doing math? They improve division.
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cups avoid the city | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Why do coffee cups avoid the city? They're afraid to get mugged.
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bring May flowers | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?" "Pilgrims
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Two cowboys | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favorite sex position. One says, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best." "I don't think I have ever heard of that one," says the other cowboy. "What is it?" "Well, it's where you get your girl down on all four, and you mount her from behind. Then you reach around, cup her t*ts, and whisper in her ear, 'boy these feel almost as nice as your sisters.' Then you try and hold on for 30 seconds."
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Can February | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Can February March? No, but April May.
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sophisticated dinner party | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I was at a sophisticated dinner party the other day… when I farted loudly. One of the guests was appalled and said indignantly, “How dare you fart in front of my wife!” I said, “I’m sorry, I didn’t realize it was her turn next
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A blonde is overweight | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A blonde is overweight so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day and repeat for two weeks and you'll lose at least five pounds." When the blonde returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds. The doctor exclaims, "That's amazing! Did you follow my diet?" The blonde nods. "I thought I was going to drop dead every third day from all the skipping!"
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blonde drops off her dress | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners The lady says, "Come Again!" The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."
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A guy and his wife | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A guy and his wife are sitting and watching a boxing match on television. The husband sighs and complains, “This is disappointing. It only lasted for 30 seconds!” “Good,” replied his wife. “Now you know how I always feel.”
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pick their nose | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine
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I sinned with an 18 year old girl | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.” The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.” Man: “And that frees me from my sin?” Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.”
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Ima Singin | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
This is Ima Singin, I am really offended by this joke. There is Sum Ting Wong with your sense of humor if you think thats funny
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Polish Navy | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Why does the Polish Navy have glass-bottomed boats? So they can see the old Polish Navy.
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A sailor drops | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"
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crime at an Apple Store | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
If you see a crime at an Apple Store, does that make you an iWitness
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My whole body | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Brunette: "Where were you born?" Blonde: "The United States." Brunette: "Which part?" Blonde: "My whole body."
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This young fellow | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
This young fellow is about to be married, and is asking his grandfather about sex. He asks how often you should have it. His grandfather tells him, "When you first get married, you want it all the time, and maybe you'll do it several times a day. Later on, sex tapers off, and you have it once a week or so. Then as you get older, you have sex maybe once a month. When you get really old, you are lucky to have it once a year, like maybe on your anniversary." The young fellow then asks his grandfather, "Well how about you and grandma now?" His grandfather replies, "Oh, we just have oral sex now." "What's oral sex?" The young fellow asks. "Well, she goes to bed in her bedroom, and I go to bed in my bedroom. She yells, 'Screw you,' and I holler back, 'Screw you too!'"
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saggy | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts.
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tried to take a photo | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I tried to take a photo of a wheat field. It turned out grainy.
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two boys playing | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
One day, there were two boys playing by a stream. One of the young boys saw a bush and went over to it. The other boy couldn't figure out why his friend was at the bush for so long. The other boy went over to the bush and looked. The two boys were looking at a woman bathing naked in the stream. All of a sudden, the second boy took off running. The first boy couldn't understand why he ran away, so he took off after his friend. Finally, he caught up to him and asked why he ran away. The boy said to his friend, "My mom told me if I ever saw a naked lady, I would turn to stone, and I felt something getting hard, so I ran
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janitor say | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?" "Supplies!
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guy decides | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A guy decides to do something nice for his girlfriend before they leave on vacation so he gets her name tattooed on his penis. He comes home and shows it to her. She looks at it and says, "That's great, sweetie, but what is 'Wy'?" He tells her to rub it and as she does she sees it actually reads "Wendy." When they arrive at Montego Bay, the couple are walking along a nude beach and the boyfriend notices a black guy with "Wy" on his penis. He asks the man if he also has a girlfriend named Wendy. The black guy laughs and says, "Nah, mon, mine says 'Welcome to Jamaica have a nice day.'"
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Give it to me | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled, "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted to. I was keeping the umbrella.
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Can February March | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Can February March? No, but April May
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What do politicians and diapers | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Q: What do politicians and diapers have in common? - A: Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.
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Jack and Jill | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy. Jack got a shock, with a mouth full of cock, to find out Jill's real name was Randy.
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Super hero jokes | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Boy: I am a super hero, guess my name? Girl: Superman? Ironman? . . . . . . Boy: Watchman who saves owners lives.😁
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Monica Lewinsky walks | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Monica Lewinsky walks into the dry cleaners. The old man behind the counter is hard of hearing and doesn't understand her request, so he says, "Come again." Monica responds, "No, this time it's mustard."
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the economy class | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
There was once a blonde woman on a plane to Detroit. She was in the economy class, but after takeoff, she saw an empty seat in first class and moved there. An attendant saw her and said, "Excuse me, ma'am, but you have a ticket for economy class, not first. You cannot stay here." The blonde replied, "I can and I will." The attendant told the copilot, who came and talked to the woman. "Ma'am, we really can't have you staying in this seat, your ticket was for economy." "You can't make me move." The copilot told the captain, who tried to talk her out of the seat but it didn't work. Finally, a man who had heard what had been going on told the attendant to let him have a go at getting the woman out of the seat because he was married to a blonde too, so he knew how to deal with her. After a quick chat with her, she moved. The shocked attendant asked him how he did it. The man replied, "I told her first class wasn't going to Detroit."
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piano by ear | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my hands
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a restaurant | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I was sitting on my own in a restaurant, when I saw a beautiful woman at another table. I sent her a bottle of the most expensive wine on the menu. She sent me a note, “I will not touch a drop of this wine unless you can assure me that you have seven inches in your pocket.” I wrote back, “Give me the wine. As gorgeous as you are, I'm not cutting off three inches for anyone.”
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closet in the nude | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A mother comes home from work to find that her kids are hiding behind the couch. She asks what's wrong, and the kids reply that aunt Sally was in the house naked. So she goes to her bedroom to investigate, and she finds her husband lying on the bed naked and sweaty. She asks, "What's going on?" He replies, "I'm having a heart attack." She says "I'm going to call 911, while I'm really looking for my sister." She discovers the aunt in the bathroom closet in the nude, and gives her a slap, "How dare you! My husband is having a heart attack and you're running around scaring the kids!"
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A trucker | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A trucker who has been out on the road for two months stops at a brothel outside Atlanta. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, "I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!" The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my prettiest ladies and a three-course meal." The trucker replies, "Listen darlin’, I’m not horny – I’m just homesick."
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cross a Puerto | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Q:What do you have when you cross a Puerto Rican and a Pollack? A: A graffiti artist who spray paints on chain linked fences.
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radio on my way | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself. MOM: Oh my! Who!? DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something? MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!??????? DAD: No, it was with a knife...
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Girlfriend birthday joke | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
My girlfriend’s 🤷♀️birthday is in two days.And she told me “Nothing would make me happier than a diamond ring”.So I bought her nothing!😁😁😁✌
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