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oral and a rectal | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? The taste!
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I knew a blonde | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I knew a blonde that was so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
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Welcome to Hell | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Two friends die. One goes to Heaven and the other goes to Hell. The one that goes to Heaven begs the angel to let him visit his friend in Hell, and the angel agrees. He gets to Hell and sees his friend surrounded by beautiful women and alcohol everywhere. He says to his friend, "Wow, you were a son of a bitch when we were alive! Hell looks better than Heaven." So the friend in Hell says, "Pour yourself a glass of wine." The heavenly friend pours the wine, and notices that the glass has no bottom. The good friend looks at the bad one in confusion, and the bad friend says, "The glass has no bottom, and neither do the girls. Welcome to Hell."
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A black guy walks joke | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and asks for a beer. The bartender brings a beer and notices the parrot on his shoulder and says, "Hey that's really neat. Where did you get it?" The parrot responds, "In the jungle, there's millions of them.
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hotel lobby turns | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A man in a hotel lobby turns to go to the front desk, but he accidentally runs into a woman beside him and his elbow bumps into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436."
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blonde to laugh | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Q: How can you get a blonde to laugh on Saturday? A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
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husband's temper | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband's temper. The doctor asks, "So what seems to be the problem?" The woman says, "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every day my husband seems to lose his temper for no reason at all. It's starting to scare me." The Doctor tells her, "I think I have just the cure for that. When it seems your husband is getting angry, just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish, and swish, but don't swallow it until he leaves the room or decides to go to bed." Two weeks later, the woman returns, looking fresh and reborn. The woman says, "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband started to lose it, I swished with water. I swished and swished, and he calmed right down! How does a glass of water do that?!" The Doctor informs her, "The water itself does nothing. It's having to keep your mouth shut that does the trick."
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nothing special | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex." "Social Security sex?" "Yeah, you know, I get a little each month, but not enough to live on.”
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should do lunges | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward
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boy walks | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A boy walks in on his mom and dad having sex. He asks, "What are you doing?" The dad replies, "Making you a brother or sister!" The boy says, "Well, do her doggy style I want a puppy."
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sprinter eat | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What does a sprinter eat before a race?" "Nothing, they fast!
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Your driver’s license please | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A police officer stops a car. Officer: “Your driver’s license please.” Driver: “I’m really sorry, I forgot.” Officer: “At home?” Driver: “No, to do it.”
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A blonde gets lost | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A blonde gets lost and calls for directions. The operator asks which cross streets she's at. The blonde replies, "I'm on the corner of Walk and Do Not Walk."
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having a hard | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A woman is having a hard time getting her tomatoes to ripen so she goes to her neighbor with her problem. The neighbor says, "All you have to do is go out at midnight and dance around in the garden naked for a few minutes, and the tomatoes will become so embarrassed, they will blush bright red." The woman goes out at midnight and dances around her garden naked for a few minutes. The next morning, the neighbor comes over to the woman's house and asks the woman if her tomatoes have turned red. The woman says "No, they're still green, but I noticed the cucumbers grew four inches!"
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a taser once | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I had a taser once. It was stunning.
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evil hens | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What do evil hens lay? Deviled eggs.
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unfaithful espresso | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Did you hear about the unfaithful espresso? It was grounds for divorce.
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couldn't the blonde | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 + 5 on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the "10" button.
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famous person | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
You should only have sex with a famous person if you really, really genuinely want to tell people about it afterwards
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kinky and perverted | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.
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chocolate record | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Have you heard about the chocolate record player? It sounds pretty sweet
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call fake noodles | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What do you call fake noodles? Impastas.
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Student homework | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Teacher- Did you do your homework? Student - Did you grade my test? Teacher - I have other students' tests to grade. Student - I have other teachers' homework to do.😎 # be LIKEA BOSS
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3 people on the boat | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
There are 3 people on the boat which is sinking. 1 American guy, 1 Asian guy, and 1 Mexican guy. The Asian guy said "I have to many of these" so he threw the rice out. The Mexican guy said "I have to many of these" so he threw out the tacos out. The American said "I have to many of these" so he threw the Mexican guy out.
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The United States | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Brunette: "Where were you born?" Blonde: "The United States." Brunette: "Which part?" Blonde: "My whole body."
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going on ahead | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What did one hat say to the other?" "Stay here! I'm going on ahead
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beverage | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Ladies, it is amazing how you do that, with a beverage coming out of your nipple, did you know that? Guys, we can't do it. Because if we could, we'd spend the whole time squirting each other
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hanging onto a rope | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.
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Give it to me | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled, "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted to. I was keeping the umbrella.
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tried to catch | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Have you ever tried to catch a fog? I tried yesterday but I mist
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Babe What You Doing | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Boyfriend: Babe What You Doing? Girlfriend: Nothing. Really Tired. Just Going To Sleep Now Honey. And You Sweetheart? Boyfriend: In The Club Standing Behind You
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garbage truck | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A family was driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumped against the windshield. Embarrassed, and to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry, dear. That was just an insect." "Wow," the boy replies. "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"
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wrote a song | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I wrote a song about burritos. It's a rap.
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cookie go to the doctor | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly.
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Adam and Eve | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Adam and Eve are wondering wether they are black or white. Eve says why dont you go and ask god. So Adam goes into the garden of eden and shouts out to god are we black or white? A big booming voice bellows out YOU ARE WHAT YOU ARE. He immediately goes back to Eve and tells her that they are white. How do you know asks Eve. Because he said you are what you are Adam replied. Why does that mean we are white? asked Eve. Because if we were black he would have said You is what you is.
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Akbar joke | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Teacher: Who was Akbar ? Boy: Akbar was Gay. Teacher:- What, Are you mad ? Why did you say that? Boy:- We have heard Laila – Majnu, Heer -Ranjha, Soni- Mahival, Romeo-Juliet But Only Akbar – Birbal !😁
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seafood diet | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it
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expensive car | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
My friend drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how his Mercedes bends
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Florida or the Sun | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
So I asked a blonde, "Which is closer, Florida or the Sun?" She said, "The Sun, because I can look up and see it.
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panties with flowers | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why do women wear panties with flowers on them? In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.
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kangaroo jump higher | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? - Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
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don't pirates know | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why don't pirates know the alphabet? Because they keep getting lost at C.
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favorite memories | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
One of my favorite memories as a kid was when my brothers used to put me inside a tire and roll me down a hill. They were Goodyears!
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calling you | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.
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get arrested | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Three people get arrested and are taken into holding for questioning. The officer talks to the first girl, asking, "What's your name?" She says, "Yo." The officer asks, "What are you in for?" She responds with, "Blowing bubbles." The officer takes her picture and lets her go. He asks the second girl, "What's your name?" She responds with, "Yo Yo." The officer asks, "What are you in for?" She responds with, "Blowing bubbles." The officer takes her picture and lets her go. He talks to the guy and says, "Let me guess, your name is Yo Yo Yo." The guy replies with, "No, it's Bubbles."
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blondes fell down | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?" The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."
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most effective way | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
One sex therapist claims that the most effective way to arouse your man is to spend 10 minutes licking his ears. Personally, I think it’s b***ocks
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banana split | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Where do you learn to make a banana split?" "Sundae school
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Samoan climb | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
How did the Samoan climb the tree? He didn't. He scared the limbs out of it.
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A police officer | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."
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