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nothing special | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex." "Social Security sex?" "Yeah, you know, I get a little each month, but not enough to live on.”
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iPad in a blender | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Why did the blonde put her iPad in a blender? Because she wanted to make apple juice.
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a redhead | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."
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having a hard | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A woman is having a hard time getting her tomatoes to ripen so she goes to her neighbor with her problem. The neighbor says, "All you have to do is go out at midnight and dance around in the garden naked for a few minutes, and the tomatoes will become so embarrassed, they will blush bright red." The woman goes out at midnight and dances around her garden naked for a few minutes. The next morning, the neighbor comes over to the woman's house and asks the woman if her tomatoes have turned red. The woman says "No, they're still green, but I noticed the cucumbers grew four inches!"
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had a dream | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I once had a dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda. It was more of a fanta sea
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Santa and Banta are walking | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Santa and Banta are walking on a road, and they find a 1000 rupee note lying down. Santa - What should we do now? Banta- We'll take 50:50. Santa- What about the remaining 900? 😋😋😋😁
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sex with a Chinese woman | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I had sex with a Chinese woman last night. It was great, but an hour later I was STILL horny!
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playing Bridge | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Sex is like playing Bridge – if you don’t have a good partner, you better have a good hand
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hardened | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.
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Florida or the Sun | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
So I asked a blonde, "Which is closer, Florida or the Sun?" She said, "The Sun, because I can look up and see it.
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kinky and perverted | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.
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I get divorced | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked.
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Santa goes into a bar | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Santa goes into a bar in New York. The man on his right orders a drink, 'Johnnie Walker, single.' The man on his left says, 'Jack Daniels, single.' Santa says. 'Santa Singh, married.' 😋😋😋😁
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construction | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I've got a great joke about construction, but I'm still working on it
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devout | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Maria, a devout Catholic, got married and had 15 children. After her first husband died, she remarried and had 15 more children. A few weeks after her second husband died, Maria also passed away. At Maria's funeral, the priest looked skyward and said, "At last, they're finally together." Her sister sitting in the front row said, "Excuse me, Father, but do you mean she and her first husband, or she and her second husband?" The priest replied, "I mean her legs."
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famous person | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
You should only have sex with a famous person if you really, really genuinely want to tell people about it afterwards
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cookie go to the doctor | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly.
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young rooster | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A farmer buys a young rooster. As soon as he brings the bird to the farm, it rushes & fucks all 150 hens. The farmer is impressed thinking about all the eggs the hens would hatch. At lunch, the rooster again screws all 150 hens. The farmer gets a bit worried now. The next day, he finds the rooster fucking the ducks, geese, & a parrot too which is now scaring him. Later that day, he finds the rooster lying pale, half-dead with vultures circling over its head. The farmer says, "You horny bastard, you deserve this." The rooster opens one eye, points up, & whispers, "Shh! Don't shout, let them land!"
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favorite foods | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Three boys were discussing their fathers' favorite foods. The first kid said his father loves to eat burgers. The second boy said his father loves KFC. The third boy said his father loves to eat light. The other two boys questioned how his father does that. The third boy replied, "Every night I hear my daddy tell mommy to turn off the light so he can eat it."
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corduroy pillows | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Did you know corduroy pillows are in style? They're making headlines
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fucking racist | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you fucking racist.
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boy walks | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A boy walks in on his mom and dad having sex. He asks, "What are you doing?" The dad replies, "Making you a brother or sister!" The boy says, "Well, do her doggy style I want a puppy."
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moon cut | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
How does the moon cut his hair?" "Eclipse it.
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teenager | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
As a teenager I was confused that there was lots of different words for ‘sex’. I thought each of the words for ‘sex’ meant something distinct. I thought there were many more different kinds of sex things that I was going to have to get my head around before I became an adult. But then I realised that most of them referred to the same sort of basic penis penetration stuff. And that’s how I came to understand the richness of the English language
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walking down | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A man is walking down the street, when he notices that his grandfather is sitting on the porch in a rocking chair, with nothing on from the waist down. "Grandpa, what are you doing?" the man exclaims. The old man looks off in the distance and does not answer his grandson. "Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on below the waist?" he asks again. The old man slyly looks at him and says, "Well, last week I sat out here with no shirt on, and I got a stiff neck. This was your Grandma's idea!"
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confuse a blonde | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to go to the corner.
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rushing into the hospital | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A couple are rushing into the hospital because the wife is going into labor. As they walk, a doctor says to them that he has invented a machine that splits the pain between the mother and father. They agree to it and are led into a room where they get hooked up to the machine. The doctor starts it off at 20% split towards the father. The wife says, "Oh, that's actually better." The husband says he can't feel anything. Then the doctor turns it to 50% and the wife says that it doesn't hurt nearly as much. The husband says he sill can't feel anything. The Doctor, now encouraged, turns it up to 100%. The husband still can't feel anything, and the wife is really happy, because there is now no pain for her. The baby is born. The couple go home and find the postman groaning in pain on the doorstep.
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woman shot her husband | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station. “I have an interesting case here,” he says. “A woman shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped.” “Have you arrested her?” asks the sergeant. “No, not yet. The floor’s still wet.”
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graveyard looks | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in
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funny and beautiful | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
“You are so kind, funny and beautiful.” “Oh come on. You just want to get me to bed.” “And smart, too!”
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they keep getting | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Why don't pirates know the alphabet? Because they keep getting lost at C.
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Mexicans playing | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What do u call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan-on-Juan.
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out of money | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A blonde, out of money, and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom. She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid randomly, took her behind a building, and told her, "I've kidnapped you." She then wrote a big note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and leave it under the apple tree next to the slides, on the south side of the playground. Signed, A blonde." The blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning, the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the apple tree. The blonde looked in the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"
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There are three blondes | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
There are three blondes who are on a road trip. As they are driving through the desert, their car breaks down. They have no phone to call anyone, so they decide to walk to the nearest city, several miles away. They each decide to take one thing to make the journey better. The first blonde takes the radio and says, "If we get bored, we can put the radio on and listen to music." The second blonde decides to take a wheel, "In case one of us gets really tired, we can go inside the wheel and be rolled." The third blonde takes the car door, "In case it gets too hot, we can roll down the window!"
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the bike stand up | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Why couldn't the bike stand up? It was two-tired.
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be a doctor | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I want to be a doctor, but I don't have enough patience.
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rabbits making love | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Why can't you hear rabbits making love? Because they have cotton balls.
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A brunette | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A brunette and blonde are walking in the park when the brunette says, "Aw, look at the dead birdie." The blonde looks up and says, "Where?"
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thief hire a maid | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Why did the thief hire a maid to plan his vacation? He wanted a clean getaway.
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wrote a song | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I wrote a song about burritos. It's a rap.
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black people and tornadoes | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
How are black people and tornadoes the same? It only takes one to ruin a good neighborhood.
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What did the blonde say | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What did the blonde say when she saw the Cheerios box? "Omg, donut seeds!"
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black man funny jokes | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
There was a redneckwho hit every black man he saw with his truck. One day he saw a priest walking down the road and thought, "For all the bad things I done, let me give this priest a ride." So he picked the priest up and they drove along. The redneck saw a black guy down the road and decided he would pretend to fall asleep and so the priest would think it was an accident. The redneck closed his eyes and heard a loud bang. "What happened?" he asked. "You missed him," the priest said, "but I got him with the door.
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pickle slicer | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A man comes home early from work and tells his wife he just got fired. He tells her, "I got caught with my penis in the pickle slicer." His wife asks him if his penis is okay and he assures her it is fine. "Well," she asks, "What happened to the pickle slicer?" "Oh," he says, "She got fired too."
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independent 75-year-old woman | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A difficult independent 75-year-old woman liked sitting by the park feeding the pigeons. One day she brought with her a whole loaf of fresh bread just to feed her daily company. Little by little, pinch by pinch, she fed each pigeon with joy. She sat there without being noticed by anyone in the rich suburban neighborhood. Then suddenly a man in his early 40's rained on her parade by telling her that she shouldn't throw away good food on a bunch of pigeons that can find food anywhere when there are a lot of people starving in Africa. She replied in crazed anger and without hesitation, "Well, hell, I can't throw that far!"
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little boy caught | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A little boy caught his mom and dad having sex. After, he asked, "What were you and daddy doing?" The mom said, "We were baking a cake." A few days later, the little boy asked his mom, "Were you and daddy baking a cake?" She said yes, and asked him how he knew. He answered, "Because I licked the frosting off the couch
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Adele cross the road | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side.
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iPad in a blender | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Why did the blonde put her iPad in a blender? Because she wanted to make apple juice.
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Forrest Gump’s | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What was Forrest Gump’s email password? 1forrest1
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tiny village | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
In a tiny village lived an old maid. In spite of her old age, she was still a virgin. She was very proud of it. She knew her last days were getting closer, so she told the local undertaker that she wanted the following inscription on her tombstone: "Born as a virgin, lived as a virgin, died as a virgin." Not long after, the old maid died peacefully, and the undertaker told his men what the lady had said. The men went to carve it in, but the lazy no-goods they were, they thought the inscription to be unnecessarily long. They simply wrote: "Returned unopened."
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