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hard and dry | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Q. What goes in hard and dry then comes out wet and soft? A. Chewing gum
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rumor about butter | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!
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Italian mother | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
An Italian mother says, "If you don't eat all the food on this plate, I'll kill you." A Jewish mother says, "If you don't eat all the food on this plate, I'll kill myself."
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scratch-and-sniff | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-and-sniff at the bottom of a pool.
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kill a blonde | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-and-sniff at the bottom of a pool.
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my stuff | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
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a mouthful | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Sarah waves her hand, "Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!" Miss Rogers says, "All right, Sarah, what is your multi-syllable word?" Sarah says, "Mas-tur-bate." Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, Sarah, that's a mouthful." Sarah says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."
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zero say to the eight | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What did the zero say to the eight?" "That belt looks good on you
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the last guy | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A patient says, “Doctor, can I get AIDS from a toilet seat?” The doctor replies, “Yes, but only by sitting down before the last guy gets up.”
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playing bridge | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
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A man boards | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A man boards a plane with six kids. After they get settled in their seats, a woman sitting across the aisle leans over to him and asks, "Are all of those kids yours?" He replies, "No. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints."
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a redhead | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."
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pig answered | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A man walks by a blonde, who is holding a pig. The man asks, "Where did you get her?" The pig answered, "I won her at the fair."
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Google male or female | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
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What does a lemon say | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What does a lemon say when it answers the phone?" "Yellow!
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husband came home an hour late | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Q: What did the cannibal’s wife do when her husband came home an hour late for dinner? A: She gave him the cold shoulder. 😋😋
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teenager | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
As a teenager I was confused that there was lots of different words for ‘sex’. I thought each of the words for ‘sex’ meant something distinct. I thought there were many more different kinds of sex things that I was going to have to get my head around before I became an adult. But then I realised that most of them referred to the same sort of basic penis penetration stuff. And that’s how I came to understand the richness of the English language
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During a discussion | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
During a discussion at Sunday school, a nun asks the children what they think God takes you by when you die. A kid responds, "I think God takes you by your feet, because once I walked into my parents room and my mom's feet were in the air and she was screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!!!"
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teacher intruptes | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
The teacher to a student: Conjugate the verb "to walk" in simple present. The student: I walk. You walk .... The teacher intruptes him: Quicker please. The student: I run. You run ...
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prostitute | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Two men visit a prostitute. The first man goes into the bedroom. He comes out ten minutes later and says, "Heck. My wife is better than that." The second man goes in. He comes out ten minutes later and says, "You know? Your wife IS better."
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Santa is in Delhi | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Santa is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which has a Clock Tower when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower. Santa says agrees. 'Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder.' The man took the thousand and disappeared. Having waited for several hours the Santa figures he has been made a fool by that man. On the next day Santa is again walking along the same street and the same man asks him to buy the clock. 'Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder.' Santa gives him another thousand and says, 'Oye, I am not a fool. This time, you wait and I'll go get a ladder.'
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A science teacher | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A science teacher tells his class, "Oxygen is a must for breathing and life. It was discovered in 1773." A blonde student responds, "Thank God I was born after 1773! Otherwise I would have died without it."
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save two of every animal | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.
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fucking racist | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you fucking racist.
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get a squirrel | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut
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After hair cut | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
After hair cut Barbar : is that fine? Me: yaah.. Awesome... *comes home* *cries in the corner* 😒 😑
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confuse a blonde | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to go to the corner.
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garbage truck | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A family was driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumped against the windshield. Embarrassed, and to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry, dear. That was just an insect." "Wow," the boy replies. "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"
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walked into a couch | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A chemist walked into a couch store and ended up buying a photon.
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brunette were thinking | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A blonde, redhead, and a brunette were thinking about what they would do if they went to space. The redhead said, "I would adopt a martian." The brunette said, "I would give Pluto some steroids." The Blonde said, "I would go to the sun." The redhead replied, "But you would burn up and die." The blonde responded, "Not if I went at night."
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bathroom shaving | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
One weekend, a husband is in the bathroom shaving when the local kid Bubba he hired to mow his lawn, comes in to pee. The husband slyly looks over and is shocked at how immensely endowed Bubba is. He can't help himself, and asks Bubba what his secret is. "Well," says Bubba, "every night before I climb into bed with a girl, I whack my penis on the bedpost three times. It works, and it sure impresses the girls!" The husband was excited at this easy suggestion and decided to try it that very night. So before climbing into bed with his wife, he took out his penis and whacked it three times on the bedpost. His wife, half-asleep, said, "Bubba? Is that you?"
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you trust stairs | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Why shouldn't you trust stairs? They're always up to something.
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first day at school | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Mother: "Did you enjoy your first day at school?" Girl: "First day? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow?
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cups avoid the city | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Why do coffee cups avoid the city? They're afraid to get mugged.
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kinky and perverted | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.
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Keep the tip | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What did the leper say to the sex worker? Keep the tip.
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Mexican fire chief | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons? Hose A and Hose B!
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Iranian who locked | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Did you hear about the Iranian who locked himself out of his car? It took three hours to get his family out of it.
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Filipino contortionist | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Q: What do you call a Filipino contortionist? A: A Manila folder.
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sell curtains | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Santa enters a shop that sell curtains. He announces to Gurdaya, the salesman, 'I would like to buy a pair of green curtains.' The salesman assures him that they had a large selection of green curtains. Gurdaya shows him several patterns, but Santa seems to be having a hard time choosing. Finally, he selects a smashing green floral print. The salesman asked what size curtains he requires.
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Put a nipple | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
How do you make five pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it!
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smiling Roman | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What do you call a smiling Roman soldier with a piece of hair stuck between his front teeth? A glad-he-ate-her.
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IDK stand | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"
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redhead are running | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. They run into an old barn and hide in potato sacks. The officer chasing them walks into the barn looking for them. He kicks the first sack with the redhead inside and the redhead says, "Woof woof!" The cop thinks it's a dog, so he walks to the next one. He kicks the second bag with the brunette, and she says, "Meow meow!" The cop believes it's a cat and moves on. He kicks the third bag with the blonde, and the blonde yells, "Potato potato!"
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lecture on Sun | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it. Raju:No mam! I will not be able to attend it. Teacher :Why? Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!
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vacuum cleaner | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering dust!
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chocolate record | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Have you heard about the chocolate record player? It sounds pretty sweet
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Two cowboys | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favorite sex position. One says, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best." "I don't think I have ever heard of that one," says the other cowboy. "What is it?" "Well, it's where you get your girl down on all four, and you mount her from behind. Then you reach around, cup her t*ts, and whisper in her ear, 'boy these feel almost as nice as your sisters.' Then you try and hold on for 30 seconds."
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iPad in a blender | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Why did the blonde put her iPad in a blender? Because she wanted to make apple juice.
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go to the dentist | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What time do Chinese people go to the dentist? Tooth hurty (2:30)
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