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sell curtains | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

Santa enters a shop that sell curtains. He announces to Gurdaya, the salesman, 'I would like to buy a pair of green curtains.' The salesman assures him that they had a large selection of green curtains. Gurdaya shows him several patterns, but Santa seems to be having a hard time choosing. Finally, he selects a smashing green floral print. The salesman asked what size curtains he requires.

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biggest wall | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

china...austraila..new zealand...south africa is fighting who has the best stuff china says they have the biggest wall austraila says they have the best grass new zealand says they have the best flag south africa says they have the springbuck ..he jumps over the wall ...shits on the grass...and wipes his ass with the flag

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clearly never | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

What flutters about and clearly never had a bath in its entire life? - Stinkerbell.

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walked into a couch | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

A chemist walked into a couch store and ended up buying a photon.

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blonde yells | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. They run into an old barn and hide in potato sacks. The officer chasing them walks into the barn looking for them. He kicks the first sack with the redhead inside and the redhead says, "Woof woof!" The cop thinks it's a dog, so he walks to the next one. He kicks the second bag with the brunette, and she says, "Meow meow!" The cop believes it's a cat and moves on. He kicks the third bag with the blonde, and the blonde yells, "Potato potato!"

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construction | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

I've got a great joke about construction, but I'm still working on it

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kind of shady | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

I don't trust those trees. They seem kind of shady

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best smelling insect | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

What's the best smelling insect?" "A deodor-ant

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romantic text message | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

A wife sent her husband a romantic text message… She wrote: “If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you.” Her husband texted back: “I’m on the toilet, please advise

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a redhead | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."

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doctor's office | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

A brunette goes into a doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. "Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me." She takes her finger, presses on her elbow, and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams, and so it goes on; everywhere she touches makes her scream with pain. The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette are you?" She says, "No, I dyed my hair. I'm naturally blonde." "I thought so," he says. "Your finger is broken."

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song about burritos | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

I wrote a song about burritos. It's a rap

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A robber comes | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"

blonde jokes

baker couldn't make | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.

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Girlfriend birthday joke | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

My girlfriend’s 🤷‍♀️birthday is in two days.And she told me “Nothing would make me happier than a diamond ring”.So I bought her nothing!😁😁😁✌

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So I asked a blonde | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

So I asked a blonde, "Which is closer, Florida or the Sun?" She said, "The Sun, because I can look up and see it.

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I knew a blonde | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

I knew a blonde that was so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

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a great new drug | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

Doctor: “I’ve found a great new drug that can help you with your sleeping problem.” Patient: “Great, how often do I have to take it?” Doctor: “Every two hours.”

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A little girl and boy | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which one is better. Finally, the boy drops his pants and says, “Here’s something I have that you’ll never have!” The little girl is pretty upset by this, since it is clearly true, and runs home crying. A while later, she comes running back with a smile on her face. She drops her pants and says, “My mommy says that with one of these, I can have as many of those as I want!”

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go into heaven | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

Four nuns are in line to go into heaven. God asks the first nun if she has ever sinned. She says, "Well, I've seen a penis." So God puts holy water on her eyes and lets her enter. He asks the second nun the same thing and she says, "I've held a penis," so he puts holy water on her hands and lets her enter. Then the fourth nun skips the third nun in line and God asks why she did that. The 4th nun replies, "Well, I need to gargle it before she sits in it."

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crime at an Apple Store | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

If you see a crime at an Apple Store, does that make you an iWitness

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smells like worms | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

What is transparent and smells like worms? - A bird's fart :-)

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more letters | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

What has more letters than the alphabet?" "The post office!

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magic mirror | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

A blonde, a fat brunette, and a skinny redhead find a magic mirror. If you lie to the mirror you die. The redhead says, "I look fat," and dies. The brunette says, " I look skinny," and dies. The blonde says, "I think..." and dies.

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making Russian tea | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

I was making Russian tea. Unfortunately I cannot fish the teabag out of the vodka bottle.

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blonde dial 911 | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.

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Cool accent | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent. So I said, “Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?” One of them snarled at me, “It’s Wales, dumbo!” So I corrected myself, “Oh, right, so are you two whales from Ireland?” That’s about as far as I remember.

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What do politicians and diapers | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

Q: What do politicians and diapers have in common? - A: Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.

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apocalypse means | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

So what if I don’t know what apocalypse means? It’s not the end of the world!

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devout | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

Maria, a devout Catholic, got married and had 15 children. After her first husband died, she remarried and had 15 more children. A few weeks after her second husband died, Maria also passed away. At Maria's funeral, the priest looked skyward and said, "At last, they're finally together." Her sister sitting in the front row said, "Excuse me, Father, but do you mean she and her first husband, or she and her second husband?" The priest replied, "I mean her legs."

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I’m trying | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

Doctor: “Sir, I have some bad news. I’m afraid you’re going to have to stop masturbating.” Patient: “I don’t understand, doc. Why?” Doctor: “Because I’m trying to examine you.”

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There was a blonde | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, "I've had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals." One of the guys, of course, said, "I don't believe you. What is the capital of Nevada?" "N," she answered.

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Three guys travel | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

Three guys travel to Saudi Arabia and get lost. They walk into a tent that they think was the one they rented, but actually belongs to a prince with 3 hot wives. The prince comes home and thinks his wives are cheating on him. As a punishment, he tells them that their penises will have to be cut off in some way relating to their occupation. He asks the first guy what his job was. "I'm an employee at the shooting range," he replies. "Then we'll shoot your dick off!" the prince says. "I'm a fireman," the second guy says. "Then we'll burn your cock off!" says the prince. The third guy smiles and says, "I'm a lollipop salesman."

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A blonde was swerving | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving very badly, so she got pulled over by a cop. The cop walked up to her window and asked, "Miss, why are you driving so recklessly?" The blonde said, "I'm sorry sir, but wherever I go, there's always a tree in front of me and I can't seem to get away from it!" The cop looked at her and said, "Ma'am, that's your air freshener!"

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really mad | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right!

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bread say to the baker | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

What did the bread say to the baker? "You knead me."

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ocean say | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

What did the ocean say to the beach?" "Nothing, it just waved

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corduroy pillows | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

Did you know corduroy pillows are in style? They're making headlines

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lady with big | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

A man saw a lady with big breasts. He asked, "Excuse me, can I bite your breasts for $1000?" She agrees, so they go to a secluded corner. She opens her blouse and the man puts his face in her breasts for 10 minutes." Eventually the lady asks, "Aren't you gonna bite them?" He replies, "No, it's too expensive."

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sprinter eat | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

What does a sprinter eat before a race?" "Nothing, they fast!

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Santa returns | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

Santa returns from his first day at school and immediately questions his father, 'Dad, today we had a spelling class. All the other kids could only say half the alphabet, but I knew the whole thing. Is that because I am a Sardar?' 'No son, that's because you are intelligent.' Santa seemed content with the answer, asks his father another question, 'Dad, today we had Maths class. All the other kids could only count from 1-10, I could count from 1 to 20. Is this because I am a Sardar ?' 'No son, that's because you are intelligent,' replies his father. Happy with the answer, Santa poses another question to his father, 'Dad, today we had medical examination, all the other boys were shorter than me, I was at least twice their height. Is that because I am a Sardar ?' The father replies, 'No son, that's because you are 33 years old.'

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fish wearing | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?" "Sofishticated

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call an elephant | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant

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pampered cow | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk

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Mexicans playing | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

What do u call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan-on-Juan.

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Eiffel Tower | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?" "They're both Paris sites

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Give it to me | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled, "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted to. I was keeping the umbrella.

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aquatic mammals | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

Some aquatic mammals at the zoo escaped. It was otter chaos!

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a Chinese girl joke | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629.

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janitor say | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?" "Supplies!

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