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rabbits making love | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Why can't you hear rabbits making love? Because they have cotton balls.
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During a discussion | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
During a discussion at Sunday school, a nun asks the children what they think God takes you by when you die. A kid responds, "I think God takes you by your feet, because once I walked into my parents room and my mom's feet were in the air and she was screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!!!"
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fish wearing | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?" "Sofishticated
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incredible Sulk | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What is green and sits crying in the corner? The incredible Sulk.
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call a Caucasian | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Q: What do you call a Caucasian person who swims across the border into Mexico? A: A white back.
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hundred dollar bill | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.
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Tarzan and Jane | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be? A fur coat.
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heart of the lion | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
My grandpa has the heart of the lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
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days are numbered | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered
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black men get killed | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Why did so many black men get killed in Vietnam? When the generals would yell, "Get down!" they would all start dancing.
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Kleenex dance | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it!
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camouflage pants | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I wanted to buy camouflage pants, but I couldn't find any.
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Maria went home | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"
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A husband and wife | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A husband and wife were driving through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth, then they stopped for lunch. At the counter, the husband asked the blonde waitress, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are very slowly?" She leaned over the counter and said, "Burrr-gerrr Kiiing."
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Long fairy tales | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Long fairy tales have a tendency to dragon.
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Two prostitutes | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Two prostitutes are standing on a corner. One says, "Tonight is gonna be a good night. I can smell the dick in the air." The other says, "Sorry, I just burped."
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dog used to chase people | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away
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A robber comes | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
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screw in a light bulb | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light bulb. 10, one to screw in the light bulb and nine to hold the ladder.
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worth of used | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What do you do with a year’s worth of used condoms? A. Melt them into a tire and call it a goodyear.
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compromise with your wife | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Man: How did you compromise with your wife? Husband: She came to me on her feet. Man: and what she said? Husband: i was down to bad and she said come out, i will not say you anything...
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walks into a shoe | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A blonde walks into a shoe store and tries on a pair of shoes. "How do they feel?" asks the salesclerk. "Well, they feel a bit tight," replies the blonde. The assistant promptly bends down and has a look at the shoes and the blonde’s feet. "Try pulling the tongue out," offers the clerk. “Nath, theyth sthill feelth a bith tighth,” the blonde replies.
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the last guy | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A patient says, “Doctor, can I get AIDS from a toilet seat?” The doctor replies, “Yes, but only by sitting down before the last guy gets up.”
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phone number | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
This blonde calls me and says, "What's your phone number? I cant find it!"
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An old lady | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
An old lady went to visit her dentist. When it was her turn, she sat in the chair, lowered her underpants, and raised her legs. The dentist said, “Excuse me, but I’m not a gynecologist.” “I know,” said the old lady. “I want you to take my husband’s teeth out.”
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may I interview you | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
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cunnilingus | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
When I was 11, my mum gave me a lecture about cunnilingus. I look back as an adult and I think, ‘Oh, she obviously wanted to empower me to find my own pleasure.’ It had the exact opposite effect – there is no way you can enjoy yourself with a man between your legs if you’re thinking, ‘Hmm, Mum’d be proud
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interview joke funny | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch.
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vacuum cleaner | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering dust!
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smiling Roman | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What do you call a smiling Roman soldier with a piece of hair stuck between his front teeth? A glad-he-ate-her.
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a black man joke | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
There is a black man, a white man, and a Mexican man on a plane that is too heavy to fly and they are about to crash. They each have to throw something off the plane to save them from crashing. The black man throws out his Jordan shoes and says, "We have too many in our country.” The Mexican tosses out his lawn mower and says, "We have too many in our country.” The white man puts his item down, grabs the Mexican, throws him out the window and says, "We have too many in our country.
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blonde who dyes | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
How can you tell when a brunette is actually a blonde who dyes her hair? When she trips over the cordless phone.
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Mexicans playing | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What do u call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan-on-Juan.
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blonde to laugh | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Q: How can you get a blonde to laugh on Saturday? A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
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whats your number | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Boy: Girl, whats your number? Girl: I have a boyfriend Boy: I have a math test Girl: What? Boy: Aren't we talking about things we cheat on?
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time-traveling joke | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it
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Santa falls in Love | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Doctor Santa falls in Love with a Nurse. He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister…
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brunette are watching | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A blonde and a brunette are watching a TV show. The brunette bets the blonde $10 that the man in the episode would jump off a bridge. The man jumps off the bridge and blonde pays the the brunette $10. The brunette feels guilty because she had already seen the episode, so she confesses to the blonde. The blonde says, "I've seen it too, but I didn't think he would jump again."
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restaurant on the moon | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? I heard the food was good but it had no atmosphere.
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cookie go to the doctor | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly.
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The younger brother | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A boy says to a girl, "So, sex at my place?" "Yeah!" "Okay, but I sleep in a bunk bed with my younger brother, and he thinks we're making sandwiches, so we have to have a code. Cheese means faster and tomato means harder, okay?" Later on the girl is yelling, "Cheese cheese, tomato tomato!" The younger brother says, "Stop making sandwiches! You're getting mayo all over my bed!"
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A blonde was swerving | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving very badly, so she got pulled over by a cop. The cop walked up to her window and asked, "Miss, why are you driving so recklessly?" The blonde said, "I'm sorry sir, but wherever I go, there's always a tree in front of me and I can't seem to get away from it!" The cop looked at her and said, "Ma'am, that's your air freshener!"
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guy was driving | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes..."
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Santa returns | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Santa returns from his first day at school and immediately questions his father, 'Dad, today we had a spelling class. All the other kids could only say half the alphabet, but I knew the whole thing. Is that because I am a Sardar?' 'No son, that's because you are intelligent.' Santa seemed content with the answer, asks his father another question, 'Dad, today we had Maths class. All the other kids could only count from 1-10, I could count from 1 to 20. Is this because I am a Sardar ?' 'No son, that's because you are intelligent,' replies his father. Happy with the answer, Santa poses another question to his father, 'Dad, today we had medical examination, all the other boys were shorter than me, I was at least twice their height. Is that because I am a Sardar ?' The father replies, 'No son, that's because you are 33 years old.'
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couldn't the blonde | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 + 5 on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the "10" button.
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favorite prize | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Q: What's a WASP's favorite prize? A: The Lilly Pulitzer prize.
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A wealthy man | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to have the child. If she stayed in Italy, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but wondered how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to mail him a postcard, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support. One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. "Honey," she said, "you received a very strange postcard today." "Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said. The wife handed the card over and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted. On the card was written "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without."
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such a passionate kisser | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Oh darling, since you’ve started dieting, you’ve become such a passionate kisser… What do you mean, passionate? I’m looking for food remains!
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garbage truck | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A family was driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumped against the windshield. Embarrassed, and to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry, dear. That was just an insect." "Wow," the boy replies. "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"
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fitted years ago | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I had a neck brace fitted years ago and I've never looked back since
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