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hd Joker Jokes Latest 2026
Filipino contortionist | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Q: What do you call a Filipino contortionist? A: A Manila folder.
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A construction worker | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A construction worker on the third floor of a building needs a handsaw. He sees one of the laborers on the first floor and yells down to him, but the man indicates that he can't hear. So, the guy on the third floor tries to use signs. He points to his eye, meaning, "I," then at his knee, meaning, "need," and he moves his hand back and forth, meaning, "handsaw." The man on the first floor nods, then drops his pants and begins to masturbate. The man on the third floor freaks out and runs down to the first floor yelling, ''What the hell is wrong with you!? Are you stupid or something? I was saying that I needed a handsaw!'' The laborer looks at the carpenter and says, ''I knew that. I was just trying to tell you that I was coming.''
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panties with flowers | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why do women wear panties with flowers on them? In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.
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save two of every animal | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.
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white people running down | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Q: What do you call white people running down a hill? A: An avalanche. Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill? A: A mudslide. Q: What do you call black people running down a hill? A: A jail break.
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who invented zero | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.
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the bike stand up | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why couldn't the bike stand up? It was two-tired.
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pickle slicer | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A man comes home early from work and tells his wife he just got fired. He tells her, "I got caught with my penis in the pickle slicer." His wife asks him if his penis is okay and he assures her it is fine. "Well," she asks, "What happened to the pickle slicer?" "Oh," he says, "She got fired too."
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So I asked a blonde | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
So I asked a blonde, "Which is closer, Florida or the Sun?" She said, "The Sun, because I can look up and see it.
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prostitute | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Two men visit a prostitute. The first man goes into the bedroom. He comes out ten minutes later and says, "Heck. My wife is better than that." The second man goes in. He comes out ten minutes later and says, "You know? Your wife IS better."
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beverage | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Ladies, it is amazing how you do that, with a beverage coming out of your nipple, did you know that? Guys, we can't do it. Because if we could, we'd spend the whole time squirting each other
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evil hens | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What do evil hens lay? Deviled eggs.
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A brunette | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A brunette and blonde are walking in the park when the brunette says, "Aw, look at the dead birdie." The blonde looks up and says, "Where?"
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Becoming a vegetarian | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Becoming a vegetarian is one big missed steak.
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During a discussion | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
During a discussion at Sunday school, a nun asks the children what they think God takes you by when you die. A kid responds, "I think God takes you by your feet, because once I walked into my parents room and my mom's feet were in the air and she was screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!!!"
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kind of shady | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I don't trust those trees. They seem kind of shady
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parents were divorced | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!" Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times. One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her. Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"
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Harry prays to God | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Harry prays to God: Dear Lord, please make me win the lottery. The next day Harry begs the Lord again: Please make it so I win the lottery, Lord! The next day, Harry again prays: Please, please, dear Lord, make me win the lottery! Suddenly he hears a voice from above: Harry, would you kindly go and buy a lottery ticket.
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naked black woman | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Q: What's the difference between a naked white woman and a naked black woman? A: One is on the cover of Playboy and the other is on the cover of National Geographic.
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cookie go to the doctor | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly.
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master of fast | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
“I am a master of fast calculations.” - “OK, what is 758 time 642 divided by 5?” - “22!” - “Ha ha, that’s wrong!” - “Might be, but it was fast!”
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win the race | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut.
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sophisticated dinner party | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I was at a sophisticated dinner party the other day… when I farted loudly. One of the guests was appalled and said indignantly, “How dare you fart in front of my wife!” I said, “I’m sorry, I didn’t realize it was her turn next
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should do lunges | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward
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song about burritos | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I wrote a song about burritos. It's a rap
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redhead are running | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. They run into an old barn and hide in potato sacks. The officer chasing them walks into the barn looking for them. He kicks the first sack with the redhead inside and the redhead says, "Woof woof!" The cop thinks it's a dog, so he walks to the next one. He kicks the second bag with the brunette, and she says, "Meow meow!" The cop believes it's a cat and moves on. He kicks the third bag with the blonde, and the blonde yells, "Potato potato!"
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Uncle Jack off | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
If your Uncle Jack was on his roof, and he wanted you to help him down, would you help your Uncle Jack off?
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Santa goes into a bar | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Santa goes into a bar in New York. The man on his right orders a drink, 'Johnnie Walker, single.' The man on his left says, 'Jack Daniels, single.' Santa says. 'Santa Singh, married.' 😋😋😋😁
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tried to catch | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Have you ever tried to catch a fog? I tried yesterday but I mist
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robber sticks | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A robber sticks his gun in a Scotsman's ribs and demands, "Your money or your life!" When after a moment there is no answer, he repeats his demand, "Your money or your life!" to which the Scotsman replies, "I'm thinking it over!"
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a redhead | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."
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eight year old | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A mom of an eight year old boy is awaiting her son's arrival from school. As he runs in, he says he needs to talk to her about making babies. He claims he knows about the development of a fetus, but doesn't understand the answer to the million dollar question. Namely, how does the sperm get into the woman? The mom asks the boy what he thinks the answer is. The boy says that the sperm is manufactured in the man's stomach, rises up to his chest, then throat, and into his mouth, where he then kisses the woman and deposits the sperm into her mouth. The mom tells her boy that it is a good guess, but it's wrong. She gives him a hint by telling him that the sperm comes out of the man's penis. Suddenly, the boy's face becomes quite red and he says, "You mean you put your mouth on that thing?"
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sell curtains | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Santa enters a shop that sell curtains. He announces to Gurdaya, the salesman, 'I would like to buy a pair of green curtains.' The salesman assures him that they had a large selection of green curtains. Gurdaya shows him several patterns, but Santa seems to be having a hard time choosing. Finally, he selects a smashing green floral print. The salesman asked what size curtains he requires.
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buttoning my shirt | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button fell off… After that, I picked up my briefcase, and the handle fell off. Then I went to open the door, and the doorknob fell off. I went to get into my car, and the door handle came off in my hand. Now I’m afraid to pee
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crime at an Apple Store | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
If you see a crime at an Apple Store, does that make you an iWitness
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all trapped | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away. The redhead swam trying to make it to the other shore she swam 15 miles, drowned, and died. The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died. The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.
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during sex | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. Who the hell runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?
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drag their women | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Q: Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair? A: Because they found out by dragging them by their legs that their hole would fill up with mud.
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Forrest Gump’s | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What was Forrest Gump’s email password? 1forrest1
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Student homework | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Teacher- Did you do your homework? Student - Did you grade my test? Teacher - I have other students' tests to grade. Student - I have other teachers' homework to do.😎 # be LIKEA BOSS
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best smelling insect | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What's the best smelling insect?" "A deodor-ant
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A wife comes | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband's two. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. He says, "Hi darling, your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say hello?"
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shouldn't you argue | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why shouldn't you argue with a dinosaur? You'll get jurasskicked.
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woman places | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A woman places an ad in the local newspaper. “Looking for a man with three qualifications: won’t beat me up, won’t run away from me, and is great in bed.” Two days later her doorbell rings. “Hi, I’m Tim. I have no arms so I won’t beat you, and no legs so I won't run away.” “What makes you think you are great in bed?” the woman retorts. Tim replies, “I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?”
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After picking her son | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
After picking her son up from school one day, the mother asks him what he did at school. The kid replies, "I had sex with my teacher." She gets so mad that when they get home, she orders him to go straight to his room. When the father returns home that evening, the mother angrily tells him the news of what their son had done. As the father hears the news, a huge grin spreads across his face. He walks to his son's room and asks him what happened at school, the son tells him, "I had sex with my teacher." The father tells the boy that he is so proud of him, and he is going to reward him with the bike he has been asking for. On the way to the store, the dad asks his son if he would like to ride his new bike home. His son responds, "No thanks Dad, my butt still hurts."
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banana factory | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why did Billy get fired from the banana factory? He kept throwing away the bent ones
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get a squirrel | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut
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A couple is trying | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A couple is trying to have a baby. Finally, the blonde tells her husband, "Honey, I have great news! We're pregnant, and we're having twins!" The husband is overjoyed and says to his wife, "Honey that's wonderful, but how do you know so soon that we're having twins?" She nods her head and says, "Well, I bought the twin pack pregnancy test and they both came out positive!"
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blonde throws | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A: Pull the pin and throw it back. Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? A: Run because she has a grenade in her mouth.
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Do not be racist joke | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
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