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sexual attraction | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

"Daddy, where did I come from?" seven-year-old Rachel asks. It is a moment for which her parents have carefully prepared. They take her into the living room, get out several other books, and explain all they think she should know about sexual attraction, affection, love, and reproduction. Then they both sit back and smile contentedly. "Does that answer your question?" the mom asks. "Not really," the little girl says. "Judy said she came from Detroit. I want to know where I came from."

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kill a blonde | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-and-sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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young person with the short hair | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl? B: It's a girl. She's my daughter. A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father. B: I'm not. I'm her mother.

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famous person | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

You should only have sex with a famous person if you really, really genuinely want to tell people about it afterwards

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giant once | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

I met a giant once. I didn't know what to say so I used big words.

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Waking up this | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

Waking up this morning was an eye-opening experience.

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cups avoid the city | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

Why do coffee cups avoid the city? They're afraid to get mugged.

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kind of bees | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

Q: What kind of bees make milk instead of honey? A: Boo-bees

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shouldn't you argue | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

Why shouldn't you argue with a dinosaur? You'll get jurasskicked.

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grasp the concept | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

Q: Why can't blondes tie shoes? A: They just can't grasp the concept that the long thing goes around the hole, not into it.

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accidentally swallowed | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.

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a terminal illness | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live." Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!" Doctor: "Nine."

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Scientists | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs.

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rumor about butter | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!

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a big plus | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

What's the best thing about Switzerland?" "I don't know, but the flag is a big plus

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Student homework | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

Teacher- Did you do your homework? Student - Did you grade my test? Teacher - I have other students' tests to grade. Student - I have other teachers' homework to do.😎 # be LIKEA BOSS

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juice company | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

I once got fired from a canned juice company. Apparently I couldn't concentrate

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A trucker | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

A trucker who has been out on the road for two months stops at a brothel outside Atlanta. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, "I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!" The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my prettiest ladies and a three-course meal." The trucker replies, "Listen darlin’, I’m not horny – I’m just homesick."

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Why should you stay | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

Why should you stay away from artists? They're sketchy.

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wrote a song | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

I wrote a song about burritos. It's a rap.

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Deviled eggs | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

What do evil hens lay? Deviled eggs.

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have a good day | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home!

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tiny village | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

In a tiny village lived an old maid. In spite of her old age, she was still a virgin. She was very proud of it. She knew her last days were getting closer, so she told the local undertaker that she wanted the following inscription on her tombstone: "Born as a virgin, lived as a virgin, died as a virgin." Not long after, the old maid died peacefully, and the undertaker told his men what the lady had said. The men went to carve it in, but the lazy no-goods they were, they thought the inscription to be unnecessarily long. They simply wrote: "Returned unopened."

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Glasgow | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

Las Vegas and Glasgow have a lot in common: they’re the only two places in the world where you can pay for sex with chips

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Santa is in Delhi | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

Santa is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which has a Clock Tower when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower. Santa says agrees. 'Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder.' The man took the thousand and disappeared. Having waited for several hours the Santa figures he has been made a fool by that man. On the next day Santa is again walking along the same street and the same man asks him to buy the clock. 'Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder.' Santa gives him another thousand and says, 'Oye, I am not a fool. This time, you wait and I'll go get a ladder.'

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A young woman | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

A young woman asked her mom if she could go out for some fries and eat them with friends for 2 hours. Her mom said, "Sure." However, the daughter went to her boyfriends and had sex with him for 2 hours. When she came back home, her mom asked her how the fries were. The daughter replied, "Nice!" The mom said, "I can tell you enjoyed them; there's still mayonnaise dripping from your face."

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Mexican's favorite sport joke | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

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Forrest Gump’s | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

What was Forrest Gump’s email password? 1forrest1

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I don't trust trees | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

I don't trust trees. They're shady.

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tried to take a photo | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

I tried to take a photo of a wheat field. It turned out grainy.

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A brunette | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

A brunette and blonde are walking in the park when the brunette says, "Aw, look at the dead birdie." The blonde looks up and says, "Where?"

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My wife suffers | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

“My wife suffers from a drinking problem.” - “Oh is she an alcoholic?” - “No, I am, but she’s the one who suffers.”

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Two couples | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

Two couples went out golfing together. The men hit first from the men's tee and walked with the ladies to their tee box. The first lady took a mighty swing at the ball, missing it completely, while passing some gas rather loudly in the process. No one commented. She addressed the ball again but this time she passed just little gas as she made contact with the ball, topping it and moving it only a short distance. She said, "I wonder why it didn't go any further?" One of the men said, "I don't think you gave it enough gas."

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A couple is trying | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

A couple is trying to have a baby. Finally, the blonde tells her husband, "Honey, I have great news! We're pregnant, and we're having twins!" The husband is overjoyed and says to his wife, "Honey that's wonderful, but how do you know so soon that we're having twins?" She nods her head and says, "Well, I bought the twin pack pregnancy test and they both came out positive!"

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Never trust | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

Never trust an atom, they make up everything!

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girl in a bar | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

A guy's talking to a girl in a bar. He asks her, "What's your name?" She says, "Carmen." He says, "That's a nice name. Who named you, your mother?" She says, "No, I named myself." He says, "Why Carmen?" She says, "Because I like cars and I like men. What's your name?" He says, "Beerfuck."

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call them bagels | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?" "Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels

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call an Indian | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

What do you call an Indian man which is on fire? Ima Singin.

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go to the bathroom | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: Little Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom? Little Johnny: But I asked first!

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subtract the clothes | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

Q: Why is sex like math? A: You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying.

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Woman naked on the bed | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

After fighting some crime, Superman wanted to score some action. He flew over to Wonder Woman's apartment to see if she was available. As he landed on her balcony, he saw Wonder Woman naked on the bed with her legs wide open. Superman thought to himself, "I'm faster than a speeding bullet; I could be in there, have sex, and be out again before she knew what happened." So Superman did his super thing in a split second and flew off happily. Meanwhile back on the bed, Wonder Woman asked, "Did you hear something?" "No!" said the Invisible Man, "But my ass sure hurts like hell!"

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boy walks | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

A boy walks in on his mom and dad having sex. He asks, "What are you doing?" The dad replies, "Making you a brother or sister!" The boy says, "Well, do her doggy style I want a puppy."

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Homework joke | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

Teacher: Can I see your homework Me: Haha no way loser do your own 😁😁😁😁

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example of Coincidence | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

Teacher:Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? Sunny:Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time. Teacher: How old is ur father. Sunny:As old as I am. Teacher:How is it possible? Sunny:He became father only after I was born.

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A teenage boy | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

A teenage boy takes a quadriplegic girl on a date to dinner and the movies. At the end of the night out, he drives her back home and they start making out in his car. He tells the girl he feels uncomfortable doing this where her parents could come outside and catch them in the act. She says not to worry because she has a place they can go. So he helps her in her chair and she tells him to wheel her into the backyard. When they get in the back, she shows him a huge weeping willow tree that they can hide under and says he can do whatever he wants to her. Under the tree, she shows him two branches that can prop her up and he has his way with her. When they finish, he dresses himself and her, puts back into her chair, wheels her to the front door, and knocks. When her father sees the young man, he thanks him. The boy feels very uncomfortable because of what he just did to the man's daughter and asks, "Why are you thanking me?" "Because son," the father answers, "You are the first boy to take her out of the tree."

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panties with flowers | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

Why do women wear panties with flowers on them? In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.

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An old lady | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

An old lady went to visit her dentist. When it was her turn, she sat in the chair, lowered her underpants, and raised her legs. The dentist said, “Excuse me, but I’m not a gynecologist.” “I know,” said the old lady. “I want you to take my husband’s teeth out.”

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contracts | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

A man goes to a $10 sex worker and contracts crabs. When he goes back to complain, the sex worker laughs and says, "What do you expect for ten dollars? Lobster?"

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finished a jigsaw | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

Did you hear about the blonde that got excited? She finished a jigsaw puzzle in six months, when the box said, "two to four years."

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lecture on Sun | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣

Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it. Raju:No mam! I will not be able to attend it. Teacher :Why? Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!

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