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aquatic mammals | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Some aquatic mammals at the zoo escaped. It was otter chaos!
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funny and beautiful | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
“You are so kind, funny and beautiful.” “Oh come on. You just want to get me to bed.” “And smart, too!”
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A sailor drops | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"
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A couple is trying | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A couple is trying to have a baby. Finally, the blonde tells her husband, "Honey, I have great news! We're pregnant, and we're having twins!" The husband is overjoyed and says to his wife, "Honey that's wonderful, but how do you know so soon that we're having twins?" She nods her head and says, "Well, I bought the twin pack pregnancy test and they both came out positive!"
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walked into a couch | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A chemist walked into a couch store and ended up buying a photon.
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A blonde is wearing | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A blonde is wearing a pair of socks that don't match, one is red and the other is white. Her friend sees her out and says, "You know your socks don't match, right? You're wearing one red sock and one white sock." The blonde responds, "That's so weird! I have another pair just like it in my drawer at home."
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cross a Puerto | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Q:What do you have when you cross a Puerto Rican and a Pollack? A: A graffiti artist who spray paints on chain linked fences.
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most common word used | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Teacher asked the students to tell the most common word used by students in a classroom. Suddenly a student got up and said “Can’t Sir”! Brilliant! You are right, the teacher said!
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Jewish kids | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Where do you send Jewish kids with Attention Deficit Disorder? Concentration Camp!
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little boy caught | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A little boy caught his mom and dad having sex. After, he asked, "What were you and daddy doing?" The mom said, "We were baking a cake." A few days later, the little boy asked his mom, "Were you and daddy baking a cake?" She said yes, and asked him how he knew. He answered, "Because I licked the frosting off the couch
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My wife suffers | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
“My wife suffers from a drinking problem.” - “Oh is she an alcoholic?” - “No, I am, but she’s the one who suffers.”
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lecture on Sun | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it. Raju:No mam! I will not be able to attend it. Teacher :Why? Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!
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young rooster | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A farmer buys a young rooster. As soon as he brings the bird to the farm, it rushes & fucks all 150 hens. The farmer is impressed thinking about all the eggs the hens would hatch. At lunch, the rooster again screws all 150 hens. The farmer gets a bit worried now. The next day, he finds the rooster fucking the ducks, geese, & a parrot too which is now scaring him. Later that day, he finds the rooster lying pale, half-dead with vultures circling over its head. The farmer says, "You horny bastard, you deserve this." The rooster opens one eye, points up, & whispers, "Shh! Don't shout, let them land!"
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camouflage pants | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I wanted to buy camouflage pants, but I couldn't find any.
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broom get a poor | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
David: Why did the broom get a poor grade in school? Dan: I don’t know. Why? David: Because it was always sweeping during class!
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neighbor's house | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A blonde's neighbor's house was on fire so she called 911. The blonde told the operator, "My neighbor's house is on fire!" The operator asked, "Where are you?" The blonde answered, "At my house." The operator replied, "No, I'm asking how do we get there?" The blonde said, "In a firetruck, duh!"
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sleep during nap | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest
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organ donor | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
It takes guts to be an organ donor
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Mexican fire chief | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons? Hose A and Hose B!
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Adele cross the road | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side.
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call the lesbian | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What do you call the lesbian version of a cock block? A beaver dam!
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honeymoon hotel | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?" The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to f*ck your brains out, and suck your t*ts dry." Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?" He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
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Mexican Astronauts | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
You know why we don't have Mexican Astronauts? It's because the countdown goes like this, "10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Launch! Lonch!?!? Vamos a comer..."
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Santa goes into a bar | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Santa goes into a bar in New York. The man on his right orders a drink, 'Johnnie Walker, single.' The man on his left says, 'Jack Daniels, single.' Santa says. 'Santa Singh, married.'
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Two police officers | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says, “Wow, that’s got to be the fastest we ever got to the accident site.” 😋😋😋😋
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sex with a Chinese woman | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I had sex with a Chinese woman last night. It was great, but an hour later I was STILL horny!
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doctor complaining | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A man goes to his doctor complaining about migraines. His doctor tells him, "I also suffer from the same ailment. Every time I get one, I give my wife oral sex. When she has an orgasm, she tightens her legs around my head which gets rid of the pain. You should try it sometime." Two weeks later on a return visit, the patient tells his doctor, "Your suggestion worked and I'd like to tell you that you have a very nice house."
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Florida or the Sun | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
So I asked a blonde, "Which is closer, Florida or the Sun?" She said, "The Sun, because I can look up and see it.
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kind of bees | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Q: What kind of bees make milk instead of honey? A: Boo-bees
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Tarzan and Jane | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be? A fur coat.
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confuse a blonde | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to go to the corner.
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Samoan climb | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
How did the Samoan climb the tree? He didn't. He scared the limbs out of it.
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shouldn't you argue | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why shouldn't you argue with a dinosaur? You'll get jurasskicked.
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After hair cut | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
After hair cut Barbar : is that fine? Me: yaah.. Awesome... *comes home* *cries in the corner* 😒 😑
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Making mirrors | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Making mirrors is a job I can really see myself doing.
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hate facial hair | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
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blonde are stranded | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A brunette, redhead, and blonde are stranded on the edge of a cliff. An angel appears and instructs them to jump off the cliff and say out loud what they would like to land on safely. The brunette goes first. She jumps and says, "Pillows!" She lands on a pile of pillows at the bottom. The redhead goes next. She jumps and says "Feathers!" She lands on a mass of feathers below. The blonde walks up to the edge, but trips on a rock, yelling, "Shit!" as she falls off.
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mirror that killed anyone | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Once there was a mirror that killed anyone who lied... French : I think I dont smoke (died). American : I think I love my wife (died). Santa: I think.. (died) 😋😋😋😁
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Kleenex dance | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it!
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janitor say | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?" "Supplies!
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A little girl and boy | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which one is better. Finally, the boy drops his pants and says, “Here’s something I have that you’ll never have!” The little girl is pretty upset by this, since it is clearly true, and runs home crying. A while later, she comes running back with a smile on her face. She drops her pants and says, “My mommy says that with one of these, I can have as many of those as I want!”
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facial hair | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I used to hate facial hair...but then it grew on me
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sign of inflation | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What is the sign of inflation? A Volkswagen with 12 Latinos in it.
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Do not be racist joke | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
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girl realized | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. Her mom calmly said, "That part where the hair has grown is called your monkey. Be proud that your monkey has grown hair." The girl smiled. At dinner, she told her sister, "My monkey has grown hair." Her sister smiled and said, "That’s nothing; mine is already eating bananas."
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selling my talking parrot | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I’m selling my talking parrot. Why? Because yesterday, the bastard tried to sell me.
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having a hard | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A woman is having a hard time getting her tomatoes to ripen so she goes to her neighbor with her problem. The neighbor says, "All you have to do is go out at midnight and dance around in the garden naked for a few minutes, and the tomatoes will become so embarrassed, they will blush bright red." The woman goes out at midnight and dances around her garden naked for a few minutes. The next morning, the neighbor comes over to the woman's house and asks the woman if her tomatoes have turned red. The woman says "No, they're still green, but I noticed the cucumbers grew four inches!"
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going on ahead | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What did one hat say to the other?" "Stay here! I'm going on ahead
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a great new drug | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Doctor: “I’ve found a great new drug that can help you with your sleeping problem.” Patient: “Great, how often do I have to take it?” Doctor: “Every two hours.”
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eight year old | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A mom of an eight year old boy is awaiting her son's arrival from school. As he runs in, he says he needs to talk to her about making babies. He claims he knows about the development of a fetus, but doesn't understand the answer to the million dollar question. Namely, how does the sperm get into the woman? The mom asks the boy what he thinks the answer is. The boy says that the sperm is manufactured in the man's stomach, rises up to his chest, then throat, and into his mouth, where he then kisses the woman and deposits the sperm into her mouth. The mom tells her boy that it is a good guess, but it's wrong. She gives him a hint by telling him that the sperm comes out of the man's penis. Suddenly, the boy's face becomes quite red and he says, "You mean you put your mouth on that thing?"
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