1000+ Funny Jokes 2025 latest

1000+ Funny Jokes 2025 latest
Monica Lewinsky walks

Monica Lewinsky walks into the dry cleaners. The old man behind the counter is hard of hearing and doesn't understand her request, so he says, "Come again." Monica responds, "No, this time it's mustard."

dirty jokes

walks into a shoe

A blonde walks into a shoe store and tries on a pair of shoes. "How do they feel?" asks the salesclerk. "Well, they feel a bit tight," replies the blonde. The assistant promptly bends down and has a look at the shoes and the blonde’s feet. "Try pulling the tongue out," offers the clerk. “Nath, theyth sthill feelth a bith tighth,” the blonde replies.

blonde jokes

blondes fell down

Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?" The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."

blonde jokes

Babe What You Doing

Boyfriend: Babe What You Doing? Girlfriend: Nothing. Really Tired. Just Going To Sleep Now Honey. And You Sweetheart? Boyfriend: In The Club Standing Behind You

english jokes

walks into a pub

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads, "Cheese Sandwich: $1.50; Chicken Sandwich: $2.50; Hand Job: $10.00." Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men. "Yes?" she enquires with a knowing smile, "Can I help you?" "I was wondering," whispers the man, "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" "Yes," she purrs, "I am." The man replies, "Well, go wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich!"

dirty jokes

don’t trust stairs

I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something.

pun jokes

worth of used

What do you do with a year’s worth of used condoms? A. Melt them into a tire and call it a goodyear.

dirty jokes

whenever i beat you

Father to son: whenever i beat you, you don't get annoyed, how you control your anger? son: i start cleaning the toilet. seat with your toothbrush

english jokes

unfaithful espresso

Did you hear about the unfaithful espresso? It was grounds for divorce.

pun jokes

camouflage pants

I wanted to buy camouflage pants, but I couldn't find any.

pun jokes

white owl and a black owl

Q:what's the difference between a white owl and a black owl. A:a white owl goes who who. a black owl goes who dat who dat.

short jokes

who invented zero

To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

pun jokes

bicycle stand up

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired

dad jokes

call fake noodles

What do you call fake noodles? Impastas.

pun jokes

IDK Blonde

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!

blonde jokes

PreviousPage 11 of 11