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Monica Lewinsky walks
Monica Lewinsky walks into the dry cleaners. The old man behind the counter is hard of hearing and doesn't understand her request, so he says, "Come again." Monica responds, "No, this time it's mustard."
dirty jokes
walks into a shoe
A blonde walks into a shoe store and tries on a pair of shoes. "How do they feel?" asks the salesclerk. "Well, they feel a bit tight," replies the blonde. The assistant promptly bends down and has a look at the shoes and the blonde’s feet. "Try pulling the tongue out," offers the clerk. “Nath, theyth sthill feelth a bith tighth,” the blonde replies.
blonde jokes
blondes fell down
Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?" The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."
blonde jokes
Babe What You Doing
Boyfriend: Babe What You Doing? Girlfriend: Nothing. Really Tired. Just Going To Sleep Now Honey. And You Sweetheart? Boyfriend: In The Club Standing Behind You
english jokes
walks into a pub
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads, "Cheese Sandwich: $1.50; Chicken Sandwich: $2.50; Hand Job: $10.00." Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men. "Yes?" she enquires with a knowing smile, "Can I help you?" "I was wondering," whispers the man, "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" "Yes," she purrs, "I am." The man replies, "Well, go wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich!"
dirty jokes
don’t trust stairs
I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something.
pun jokes
worth of used
What do you do with a year’s worth of used condoms? A. Melt them into a tire and call it a goodyear.
dirty jokes
whenever i beat you
Father to son: whenever i beat you, you don't get annoyed, how you control your anger? son: i start cleaning the toilet. seat with your toothbrush
english jokes
unfaithful espresso
Did you hear about the unfaithful espresso? It was grounds for divorce.
pun jokes
camouflage pants
I wanted to buy camouflage pants, but I couldn't find any.
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white owl and a black owl
Q:what's the difference between a white owl and a black owl. A:a white owl goes who who. a black owl goes who dat who dat.
short jokes
who invented zero
To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.
pun jokes
bicycle stand up
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired
dad jokes
call fake noodles
What do you call fake noodles? Impastas.
pun jokes
IDK Blonde
Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!
blonde jokes