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A guy and his wife | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A guy and his wife are sitting and watching a boxing match on television. The husband sighs and complains, “This is disappointing. It only lasted for 30 seconds!” “Good,” replied his wife. “Now you know how I always feel.”
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buttoning my shirt | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button fell off… After that, I picked up my briefcase, and the handle fell off. Then I went to open the door, and the doorknob fell off. I went to get into my car, and the door handle came off in my hand. Now I’m afraid to pee
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sprinter eat | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What does a sprinter eat before a race?" "Nothing, they fast!
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kill a blonde | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-and-sniff at the bottom of a pool.
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young rooster | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A farmer buys a young rooster. As soon as he brings the bird to the farm, it rushes & fucks all 150 hens. The farmer is impressed thinking about all the eggs the hens would hatch. At lunch, the rooster again screws all 150 hens. The farmer gets a bit worried now. The next day, he finds the rooster fucking the ducks, geese, & a parrot too which is now scaring him. Later that day, he finds the rooster lying pale, half-dead with vultures circling over its head. The farmer says, "You horny bastard, you deserve this." The rooster opens one eye, points up, & whispers, "Shh! Don't shout, let them land!"
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I want to be cremated | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I want to be cremated as it is my last hope for a smoking hot body.
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save two of every animal | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.
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The Middle Ages | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
The Middle Ages were called the Dark Ages because there were too many knights.
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put the cat out | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Dad, can you put the cat out?" "I didn't know it was on fire
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A black boy joke | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”
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a soda machine | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A blonde goes to a soda machine. She puts in a dollar and gets a soda. She does this again and again. A man in line behind her asks why she is taking so long. She says, "Can't you see I'm winning?"
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honeymoon hotel | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?" The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to f*ck your brains out, and suck your t*ts dry." Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?" He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
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blondes walk | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Three blondes walk into a building. You'd think one of them would've seen it.....
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robber sticks | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A robber sticks his gun in a Scotsman's ribs and demands, "Your money or your life!" When after a moment there is no answer, he repeats his demand, "Your money or your life!" to which the Scotsman replies, "I'm thinking it over!"
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Maria went home | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"
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blonde watching a TV | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A blonde and a brunette are watching a TV show. The brunette bets the blonde $10 that the man in the episode would jump off a bridge. The man jumps off the bridge and blonde pays the the brunette $10. The brunette feels guilty because she had already seen the episode, so she confesses to the blonde. The blonde says, "I've seen it too, but I didn't think he would jump again."
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playing bridge | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
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preparing wedding cards | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Santa and Jeeto were preparing wedding cards for their son at the printers. Jeeto was not very good at English so she asked the printer to help her. After the printer had presented her with a draft, she quickly pointed out that the "RSVP " was missing . The printer was surprised by Jeeto's knowledge and asked her if she knew what it meant. Jeeto started to think and after much thought he replied, 'Vait! I remember. I remember - RSVP. It means "Remember, Send Vedding Present."'
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sex with a Chinese woman | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I had sex with a Chinese woman last night. It was great, but an hour later I was STILL horny!
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I get divorced | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked.
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A blonde is watching | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says, "Six Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident." The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing, "That's horrible!" Confused, he replies, "Yes Dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk involved." After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says, "How many is a Brazilian?"
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I’m just so nervous | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Patient: Oh doctor, I’m just so nervous. This is my first operation. - Doctor: Don't worry. Mine too.
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a taser once | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I had a taser once. It was stunning.
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Adele cross the road | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side.
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blondes fell down | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?" The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."
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Olympic medals | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Mexico doesn't win Olympic medals because all the best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.
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get arrested | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Three people get arrested and are taken into holding for questioning. The officer talks to the first girl, asking, "What's your name?" She says, "Yo." The officer asks, "What are you in for?" She responds with, "Blowing bubbles." The officer takes her picture and lets her go. He asks the second girl, "What's your name?" She responds with, "Yo Yo." The officer asks, "What are you in for?" She responds with, "Blowing bubbles." The officer takes her picture and lets her go. He talks to the guy and says, "Let me guess, your name is Yo Yo Yo." The guy replies with, "No, it's Bubbles."
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making Russian tea | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I was making Russian tea. Unfortunately I cannot fish the teabag out of the vodka bottle.
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trust stairs | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something
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25 letters | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y
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What did the blonde say | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What did the blonde say when she saw the Cheerios box? "Omg, donut seeds!"
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Santa goes into a bar | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Santa goes into a bar in New York. The man on his right orders a drink, 'Johnnie Walker, single.' The man on his left says, 'Jack Daniels, single.' Santa says. 'Santa Singh, married.'
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burst into tears | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
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banana split | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Where do you learn to make a banana split?" "Sundae school
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a computer store | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A blonde goes into a computer store and asks the clerk, “Where do you keep the curtains for computers?” The clerk answers with a puzzled face, “Curtains for computers? You don’t need curtains for computers.” The blonde’s eyes widen and she shakes her head as she answers, “Hello!?? My computer has Windows!!”
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guy was driving | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes..."
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black guy walks into a bar | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot the bartender says cool where did u get it the parrot says Africa
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don't pirates know | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Why don't pirates know the alphabet? Because they keep getting lost at C.
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mirror that killed anyone | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Once there was a mirror that killed anyone who lied... French : I think I dont smoke (died). American : I think I love my wife (died). Santa: I think.. (died) 😋😋😋😁
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put it in slowly | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
"Babe is it in?" "Yea." "Does it hurt?" "Uh huh." "Let me put it in slowly." "It still hurts." "Okay, let's try another shoe size."
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Mexican Astronauts | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
You know why we don't have Mexican Astronauts? It's because the countdown goes like this, "10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Launch! Lonch!?!? Vamos a comer..."
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famous person | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
You should only have sex with a famous person if you really, really genuinely want to tell people about it afterwards
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blonde dyes | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brunette? Artificial intelligence.
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Santa is in Delhi | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Santa is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which has a Clock Tower when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower. Santa says agrees. 'Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder.' The man took the thousand and disappeared. Having waited for several hours the Santa figures he has been made a fool by that man. On the next day Santa is again walking along the same street and the same man asks him to buy the clock. 'Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder.' Santa gives him another thousand and says, 'Oye, I am not a fool. This time, you wait and I'll go get a ladder.'
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Monica Lewinsky walks | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Monica Lewinsky walks into the dry cleaners. The old man behind the counter is hard of hearing and doesn't understand her request, so he says, "Come again." Monica responds, "No, this time it's mustard."
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Don't call me | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I'll call you later. Don't call me later, call me Dad!
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I would like to use | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Mr. Smith: “Doctor, you remember this strengthening solution you prescribed me yesterday?” Doctor: “Yes, what’s the matter?” Mr. Smith: “I would like to use it but I can’t open the bottle!”
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the egg say | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What did the egg say after he was put in a pot of boiling water? I just got laid by a chick and now I'm getting hard.
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thief hire a maid | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Why did the thief hire a maid to plan his vacation? He wanted a clean getaway.
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bathroom shaving | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
One weekend, a husband is in the bathroom shaving when the local kid Bubba he hired to mow his lawn, comes in to pee. The husband slyly looks over and is shocked at how immensely endowed Bubba is. He can't help himself, and asks Bubba what his secret is. "Well," says Bubba, "every night before I climb into bed with a girl, I whack my penis on the bedpost three times. It works, and it sure impresses the girls!" The husband was excited at this easy suggestion and decided to try it that very night. So before climbing into bed with his wife, he took out his penis and whacked it three times on the bedpost. His wife, half-asleep, said, "Bubba? Is that you?"
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