Wife: Can u help me in the gardening ?
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Husband: What do u think I am...a gardener ?
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Wife: Can u fix the door handle ?
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Husband: What do you think I am... a Carpenter ?
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In the evening, when husband came from work, he saw everything has been fixed.
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Husband: Who did all this ?
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Wife: Our neighbour. But he gave me 2 options.....Either I should give him a burger or a kiss.
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Husband: I am sure u must have given him a burger.
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Wife: What do u think I am.......McDonalds ?
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