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hd Joker Jokes Latest 2026
graveyard looks | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in
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blondes fell down | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?" The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."
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job I can really | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Making mirrors is a job I can really see myself doing.
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A police officer | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A police officer sees a blonde woman driving and knitting at the same time. Exasperated, he drives up next to her and screams out the window, "Pull over!" The blonde responds, "No Silly, it's a scarf."
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A wealthy man | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to have the child. If she stayed in Italy, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but wondered how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to mail him a postcard, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support. One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. "Honey," she said, "you received a very strange postcard today." "Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said. The wife handed the card over and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted. On the card was written "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without."
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IDK stand | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"
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hardened | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.
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blondes girls were walking | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Three blondes girls were walking in the woods and came upon tracks. The first one said, "Look, it's deer tracks." The second one said, "No, it's wolf tracks" and before the third one could answer, they got hit by a train.
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Santa is in Delhi | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Santa is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which has a Clock Tower when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower. Santa says agrees. 'Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder.' The man took the thousand and disappeared. Having waited for several hours the Santa figures he has been made a fool by that man. On the next day Santa is again walking along the same street and the same man asks him to buy the clock. 'Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder.' Santa gives him another thousand and says, 'Oye, I am not a fool. This time, you wait and I'll go get a ladder.'
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panties with flowers | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why do women wear panties with flowers on them? In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.
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first day at school | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Mother: "Did you enjoy your first day at school?" Girl: "First day? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow?
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black guy walks into a bar | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot the bartender says cool where did u get it the parrot says Africa
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Akbar joke | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Teacher: Who was Akbar ? Boy: Akbar was Gay. Teacher:- What, Are you mad ? Why did you say that? Boy:- We have heard Laila – Majnu, Heer -Ranjha, Soni- Mahival, Romeo-Juliet But Only Akbar – Birbal !😁
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evil hens | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What do evil hens lay? Deviled eggs.
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Can February March | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Can February March? No, but April May
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just finishing my make-up | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Wait for me honey, I’m just finishing my make-up. You don’t need make-up, Jane. Oh, Richard…. really? That is so sweet of you! You need plastic surgery. 😂😂😋😋
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Christmas is your right | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
If Thanksgiving is your left leg and Christmas is your right leg, can I visit between the holidays?
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a black girl | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Q: How does a black girl tell if she is pregnant? A: When she pulls the tampon out all the cotton is picked.
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diarrhea | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A little boy with diarrhea tells his mom that he needs Viagra. The mom asks, "Why on Earth do you need that?!" The little boy says, "Isn't that what you give daddy when his sh*t doesn't get hard?"
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blonde tip | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet? Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!!
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accidentally swallowed | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
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Do not be racist joke | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
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Deviled eggs | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What do evil hens lay? Deviled eggs.
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such a passionate kisser | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Oh darling, since you’ve started dieting, you’ve become such a passionate kisser… What do you mean, passionate? I’m looking for food remains!
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nothing special | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex." "Social Security sex?" "Yeah, you know, I get a little each month, but not enough to live on.”
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blonde who dyes | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
How can you tell when a brunette is actually a blonde who dyes her hair? When she trips over the cordless phone.
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A guy and his wife | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A guy and his wife are sitting and watching a boxing match on television. The husband sighs and complains, “This is disappointing. It only lasted for 30 seconds!” “Good,” replied his wife. “Now you know how I always feel.”
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teacher intruptes | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
The teacher to a student: Conjugate the verb "to walk" in simple present. The student: I walk. You walk .... The teacher intruptes him: Quicker please. The student: I run. You run ...
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Olympic medals | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Mexico doesn't win Olympic medals because all the best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.
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This young fellow | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
This young fellow is about to be married, and is asking his grandfather about sex. He asks how often you should have it. His grandfather tells him, "When you first get married, you want it all the time, and maybe you'll do it several times a day. Later on, sex tapers off, and you have it once a week or so. Then as you get older, you have sex maybe once a month. When you get really old, you are lucky to have it once a year, like maybe on your anniversary." The young fellow then asks his grandfather, "Well how about you and grandma now?" His grandfather replies, "Oh, we just have oral sex now." "What's oral sex?" The young fellow asks. "Well, she goes to bed in her bedroom, and I go to bed in my bedroom. She yells, 'Screw you,' and I holler back, 'Screw you too!'"
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A guy and girl | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A guy and girl had sex poem competition. Guy: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine." Girl: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine."
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hanging onto a rope | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.
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I love math | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I love math. And then sum.
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the last guy | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
A patient says, “Doctor, can I get AIDS from a toilet seat?” The doctor replies, “Yes, but only by sitting down before the last guy gets up.”
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I get divorced | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked.
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the egg say | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What did the egg say after he was put in a pot of boiling water? I just got laid by a chick and now I'm getting hard.
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physics teacher break up | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry.
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worth of used | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What do you do with a year’s worth of used condoms? A. Melt them into a tire and call it a goodyear.
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giant once | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I met a giant once. I didn't know what to say so I used big words.
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Can February | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Can February March? No, but April May.
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Cool accent | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent. So I said, “Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?” One of them snarled at me, “It’s Wales, dumbo!” So I corrected myself, “Oh, right, so are you two whales from Ireland?” That’s about as far as I remember.
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Two couples | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Two couples went out golfing together. The men hit first from the men's tee and walked with the ladies to their tee box. The first lady took a mighty swing at the ball, missing it completely, while passing some gas rather loudly in the process. No one commented. She addressed the ball again but this time she passed just little gas as she made contact with the ball, topping it and moving it only a short distance. She said, "I wonder why it didn't go any further?" One of the men said, "I don't think you gave it enough gas."
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egg drive | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
What kind of car does an egg drive?" "A yolkswagen
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Girlfriend birthday joke | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
My girlfriend’s 🤷♀️birthday is in two days.And she told me “Nothing would make me happier than a diamond ring”.So I bought her nothing!😁😁😁✌
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My wife suffers | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
“My wife suffers from a drinking problem.” - “Oh is she an alcoholic?” - “No, I am, but she’s the one who suffers.”
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broom get a poor | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
David: Why did the broom get a poor grade in school? Dan: I don’t know. Why? David: Because it was always sweeping during class!
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Kleenex dance | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it!
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crime at an Apple Store | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
If you see a crime at an Apple Store, does that make you an iWitness
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During a discussion | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
During a discussion at Sunday school, a nun asks the children what they think God takes you by when you die. A kid responds, "I think God takes you by your feet, because once I walked into my parents room and my mom's feet were in the air and she was screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!!!"
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I’m just so nervous | Best English Jokes 2026 🤣
Patient: Oh doctor, I’m just so nervous. This is my first operation. - Doctor: Don't worry. Mine too.
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