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hd Joker Jokes Latest 2025
drug dealer | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
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blonde throws | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A: Pull the pin and throw it back. Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? A: Run because she has a grenade in her mouth.
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bad news | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.
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I love math | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I love math. And then sum.
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Homework joke | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Teacher: Can I see your homework Me: Haha no way loser do your own 😁😁😁😁
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blonde really got tired | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A blonde really got tired of all blonde jokes and decided to hang herself in the bathroom. As she locked the door, she yelled at her husband, "I'm hanging myself because I'm tired of jokes about us blondes being stupid!" Her husband broke into the bathroom and saw his wife with a rope tied on her toe. The husband said, "I thought you were hanging yourself." She said, "Yes, I am!" The husband replied, "Usually when people hang themselves, they tie the rope around their neck, so why is yours tied on your toe?" She said, "I tried that, but I couldn't breathe."
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eight year old | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A mom of an eight year old boy is awaiting her son's arrival from school. As he runs in, he says he needs to talk to her about making babies. He claims he knows about the development of a fetus, but doesn't understand the answer to the million dollar question. Namely, how does the sperm get into the woman? The mom asks the boy what he thinks the answer is. The boy says that the sperm is manufactured in the man's stomach, rises up to his chest, then throat, and into his mouth, where he then kisses the woman and deposits the sperm into her mouth. The mom tells her boy that it is a good guess, but it's wrong. She gives him a hint by telling him that the sperm comes out of the man's penis. Suddenly, the boy's face becomes quite red and he says, "You mean you put your mouth on that thing?"
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naked woman | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A statue of a naked woman and a naked man stand in a park at night. Suddenly from out of nowhere, a magical genie arrives and grants the statues each one wish to be fulfilled. Both the female and male statues agree on 15 minutes as a real man and woman in the bushes behind them to "get things done." The genie gives a knowing grin and grants the wish. The man and woman immediately jump behind the bushes and screaming sounds and laughter can be heard from their activities. 12 minutes later they return to the front of the bush again claiming they are finished. "Well now, that was kinda quick!" the genie says. "You can do it a second time for the remaining 3 minutes if you want," the genie tells them, winking his eye. Both the female and male look at each other and smile. The man says to the woman, "Okay great, but this time you get to hold the pigeon so I can shit on him!"
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during sex | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. Who the hell runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?
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IDK stand | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"
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sweet potatoes wear | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What do sweet potatoes wear to bed? Yammies.
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2 Swimming Pools | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Banta built 2 Swimming Pools. And he left one of them unfilled y? When asked him, he said, “Oye, that’s for those who don’t know Swimming.”
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beverage | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Ladies, it is amazing how you do that, with a beverage coming out of your nipple, did you know that? Guys, we can't do it. Because if we could, we'd spend the whole time squirting each other
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a redhead | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."
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blonde to laugh | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Q: How can you get a blonde to laugh on Saturday? A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
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go for movie | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Santa: Let's go for movie. Banta: Shit, I've got a doctor's appointment today.. Santa: Just cancel it,Tell him you're sick 😋😋😋😁
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organ donor | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
It takes guts to be an organ donor
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should do lunges | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward
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I couldn’t build | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
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personal trainer | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I used to be a personal trainer. Then I gave my too weak notice
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Super hero jokes | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Boy: I am a super hero, guess my name? Girl: Superman? Ironman? . . . . . . Boy: Watchman who saves owners lives.😁
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mirror that killed anyone | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Once there was a mirror that killed anyone who lied... French : I think I dont smoke (died). American : I think I love my wife (died). Santa: I think.. (died) 😋😋😋😁
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janitor say | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?" "Supplies!
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Ford didn't invent | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I'm happy Ford didn't invent the airplane. It wouldn't have been Wright.
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like a snowstorm | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A man is like a snowstorm. You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it will last.
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Florida or the Sun | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
So I asked a blonde, "Which is closer, Florida or the Sun?" She said, "The Sun, because I can look up and see it.
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a brunette | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away. The redhead swam trying to make it to the other shore she swam 15 miles, drowned, and died. The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died. The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.
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rabbits making love | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Why can't you hear rabbits making love? Because they have cotton balls.
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Why should you stay | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Why should you stay away from artists? They're sketchy.
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standing on a cliff | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A group of Cro-Magnons are standing on a cliff, looking a group of Neanderthals and say,"How many Neanderthals does it take to light a fire?" The answer is none they don't have it yet.
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money being spent | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today, than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs, huge erections, and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
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Mexican fire chief | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons? Hose A and Hose B!
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blondes girls were walking | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Three blondes girls were walking in the woods and came upon tracks. The first one said, "Look, it's deer tracks." The second one said, "No, it's wolf tracks" and before the third one could answer, they got hit by a train.
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operator asks | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A blonde gets lost and calls for directions. The operator asks which cross streets she's at. The blonde replies, "I'm on the corner of Walk and Do Not Walk."
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screw in a light bulb | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light bulb. 10, one to screw in the light bulb and nine to hold the ladder.
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Screw the mailman | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I'm a mailman. At Christmas this year, Mrs. Jankowitz met me at the door and invited me in for a great breakfast spread. After I ate, I thanked her and she said, "There's more." She took me to her bedroom and showed me moves I had never imagined. I told her I had no idea she felt this way. She said, "I don't." I ask, "What was all this about?" She says, "I asked the husband what to give the mailman." He said, "Screw the mailman, breakfast was my idea."
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ordinary blowjob | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Q: What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? A: "Better hold onto your nuts because this is no ordinary blowjob."
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the economy class | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
There was once a blonde woman on a plane to Detroit. She was in the economy class, but after takeoff, she saw an empty seat in first class and moved there. An attendant saw her and said, "Excuse me, ma'am, but you have a ticket for economy class, not first. You cannot stay here." The blonde replied, "I can and I will." The attendant told the copilot, who came and talked to the woman. "Ma'am, we really can't have you staying in this seat, your ticket was for economy." "You can't make me move." The copilot told the captain, who tried to talk her out of the seat but it didn't work. Finally, a man who had heard what had been going on told the attendant to let him have a go at getting the woman out of the seat because he was married to a blonde too, so he knew how to deal with her. After a quick chat with her, she moved. The shocked attendant asked him how he did it. The man replied, "I told her first class wasn't going to Detroit."
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about the guy | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize
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poor Santa Claus | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What do you call a poor Santa Claus?" "St. Nickel-less
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babies come from | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”
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call an Indian | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What do you call an Indian man which is on fire? Ima Singin.
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smells like worms | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What is transparent and smells like worms? - A bird's fart :-)
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child birth | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
From what I understand about child birth, it changes you ‘downstairs’. I like my downstairs the way it is thank you very much. I certainly don’t need an extension
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sell curtains | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Santa enters a shop that sell curtains. He announces to Gurdaya, the salesman, 'I would like to buy a pair of green curtains.' The salesman assures him that they had a large selection of green curtains. Gurdaya shows him several patterns, but Santa seems to be having a hard time choosing. Finally, he selects a smashing green floral print. The salesman asked what size curtains he requires.
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Monica Lewinsky walks | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Monica Lewinsky walks into the dry cleaners. The old man behind the counter is hard of hearing and doesn't understand her request, so he says, "Come again." Monica responds, "No, this time it's mustard."
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Jewish kids | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Where do you send Jewish kids with Attention Deficit Disorder? Concentration Camp!
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tried to catch | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Have you ever tried to catch a fog? I tried yesterday but I mist
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lady goes to the doctor | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it's still experimental. He tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner, so that night, she does just that. About a week later, she’s back at the doctor, where she says, "Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you said! It wasn't five minutes later that he jumped up, raked all the food and dishes onto the floor, grabbed me, ripped all my clothes off, and ravaged me right there on the table!" The doctor says, "I’m sorry, we didn’t realize the pill was that strong! The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages." "Nah," she says, "that's okay. We're never going back to that restaurant anyway."
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independent 75-year-old woman | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A difficult independent 75-year-old woman liked sitting by the park feeding the pigeons. One day she brought with her a whole loaf of fresh bread just to feed her daily company. Little by little, pinch by pinch, she fed each pigeon with joy. She sat there without being noticed by anyone in the rich suburban neighborhood. Then suddenly a man in his early 40's rained on her parade by telling her that she shouldn't throw away good food on a bunch of pigeons that can find food anywhere when there are a lot of people starving in Africa. She replied in crazed anger and without hesitation, "Well, hell, I can't throw that far!"
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