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The United States | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Brunette: "Where were you born?" Blonde: "The United States." Brunette: "Which part?" Blonde: "My whole body."
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the bread say | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What did the bread say to the baker? "You knead me."
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During a discussion | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
During a discussion at Sunday school, a nun asks the children what they think God takes you by when you die. A kid responds, "I think God takes you by your feet, because once I walked into my parents room and my mom's feet were in the air and she was screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!!!"
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blonde went into the library | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
One day a blonde went into the library and asked the librarian, "Can I have a burger and fries?" The librarian replied, "This is the library." Then blonde whispered, "Oh. Can I have a burger and fries?"
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Ima Singin | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
This is Ima Singin, I am really offended by this joke. There is Sum Ting Wong with your sense of humor if you think thats funny
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hotel lobby turns | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A man in a hotel lobby turns to go to the front desk, but he accidentally runs into a woman beside him and his elbow bumps into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436."
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white owl and a black owl | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Q:what's the difference between a white owl and a black owl. A:a white owl goes who who. a black owl goes who dat who dat.
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A blonde goes into | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black. The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes. Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red. Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time. To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes. The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?" The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV, it's a microwave!"
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Cool accent | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent. So I said, “Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?” One of them snarled at me, “It’s Wales, dumbo!” So I corrected myself, “Oh, right, so are you two whales from Ireland?” That’s about as far as I remember.
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What does a lemon say | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What does a lemon say when it answers the phone?" "Yellow!
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black guy walks into a bar | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot the bartender says cool where did u get it the parrot says Africa
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like a snowstorm | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A man is like a snowstorm. You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it will last.
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most effective way | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
One sex therapist claims that the most effective way to arouse your man is to spend 10 minutes licking his ears. Personally, I think it’s b***ocks
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may I interview you | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
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archaeologist | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from!
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girl's college | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Contest in a girl's college: write a short story which contains religion, sex and mystery. Winner's story: "Oh god, I am pregnant, I wonder who did it."
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A couple is trying | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A couple is trying to have a baby. Finally, the blonde tells her husband, "Honey, I have great news! We're pregnant, and we're having twins!" The husband is overjoyed and says to his wife, "Honey that's wonderful, but how do you know so soon that we're having twins?" She nods her head and says, "Well, I bought the twin pack pregnancy test and they both came out positive!"
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A husband suspected | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A husband suspected his wife was cheating on him. He explained his situation to a pet shop owner who replied, "I have a parrot that will let you know daily what goes on in your house. The bird has no legs, so he holds onto his perch with his penis." Reluctantly, the husband brought the bird home. At the end of the first day, the man asked the bird, "Did anything happen today?" The parrot said, "Yes, the milk man came over." The man asked, "What did he do with my wife?" The bird said, "I don’t know; I got hard and fell."
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smiling Roman | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What do you call a smiling Roman soldier with a piece of hair stuck between his front teeth? A glad-he-ate-her.
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telling Dad | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I like telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs!
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I sinned with an 18 year old girl | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.” The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.” Man: “And that frees me from my sin?” Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.”
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more letters | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What has more letters than the alphabet?" "The post office!
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Santa is in Delhi | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Santa is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which has a Clock Tower when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower. Santa says agrees. 'Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder.' The man took the thousand and disappeared. Having waited for several hours the Santa figures he has been made a fool by that man. On the next day Santa is again walking along the same street and the same man asks him to buy the clock. 'Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder.' Santa gives him another thousand and says, 'Oye, I am not a fool. This time, you wait and I'll go get a ladder.'
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tried to catch | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Have you ever tried to catch a fog? I tried yesterday but I mist
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planning to get | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
My friend was planning to get a Labrador. Is he mad?! Hasn’t he seen how many of their owners go blind?!”
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get a squirrel | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut
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I refuse to eat this roastbeef | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Guest at a restaurant: “I refuse to eat this roastbeef. Please call the manager! “ Waiter: “That’s no use. He won’t eat it either.”
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my relationship | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I’m about three years into my relationship now and I've started to have erection difficulties. My girlfriend and I have different ideas as to what the problem is: she bought me some Viagra and I bought her a treadmill.
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receptionist | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Q: What does the receptionist at the sperm clinic say when clients are leaving? A: “Thanks for coming!”
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Eiffel Tower | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?" "They're both Paris sites
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Don't be racist | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
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about the blonde | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Did you hear about the blonde that got excited? She finished a jigsaw puzzle in six months, when the box said, "two to four years."
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I’m just so nervous | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Patient: Oh doctor, I’m just so nervous. This is my first operation. - Doctor: Don't worry. Mine too.
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tried to take a photo | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I tried to take a photo of a wheat field. It turned out grainy.
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call a blonde | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
What do you call a blonde with a brain? A golden retriever.
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camouflage pants | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I wanted to buy camouflage pants, but I couldn't find any.
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wrote a song | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
I wrote a song about burritos. It's a rap.
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sleep during nap | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest
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A police officer | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."
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blonde drops off her dress | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners The lady says, "Come Again!" The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."
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appreciate your fruit | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Ladies, if he can’t appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.
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Never trust | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Never trust an atom, they make up everything!
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eggs tell jokes | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up
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Two police officers | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says, “Wow, that’s got to be the fastest we ever got to the accident site.” 😋😋😋😋
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a black man joke | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
There is a black man, a white man, and a Mexican man on a plane that is too heavy to fly and they are about to crash. They each have to throw something off the plane to save them from crashing. The black man throws out his Jordan shoes and says, "We have too many in our country.” The Mexican tosses out his lawn mower and says, "We have too many in our country.” The white man puts his item down, grabs the Mexican, throws him out the window and says, "We have too many in our country.
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heart of the lion | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
My grandpa has the heart of the lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
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preparing wedding cards | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Santa and Jeeto were preparing wedding cards for their son at the printers. Jeeto was not very good at English so she asked the printer to help her. After the printer had presented her with a draft, she quickly pointed out that the "RSVP " was missing . The printer was surprised by Jeeto's knowledge and asked her if she knew what it meant. Jeeto started to think and after much thought he replied, 'Vait! I remember. I remember - RSVP. It means "Remember, Send Vedding Present."'
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blonde who dyes | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
How can you tell when a brunette is actually a blonde who dyes her hair? When she trips over the cordless phone.
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William Sexfear | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
According To William Sexfear Every Wife Is A Mistress For Her Husband. Miss For One Hour And . . . . Stress For The Remaining 23 Hours.
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I get divorced | Best English Jokes 2025 🤣
Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked.
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