party clean Jokes in english 2023
1. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
2. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
3. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
4. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
5. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
6. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
7. What's brown and sticky? A stick.
8. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
9. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
10. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
11. Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're really good at it.
12. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
13. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
14. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
15. How does a farmer mend his pants? With cabbage patches.
16. Why don't scientists trust atoms anymore? Because they make up everything!
17. What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
18. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
19. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
20. What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
math book clean Jokes in english 2023
21. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
22. What did the grape do when it got stepped on? It let out a little wine.
23. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
24. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut.
25. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
26. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
27. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
28. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
29. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
30. Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
31. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
32. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
33. Why don't scientists trust atoms anymore? Because they make up everything!
34. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
35. How does a farmer mend his pants? With cabbage patches.
36. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
37. What's the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty.
38. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
39. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
40. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
41. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
42. What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
43. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
44. What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
45. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
46. Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're really good at it.
47. What's brown and sticky? A stick.
fake noodle clean Jokes in english 2023
48. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
49. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut.
50. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
51. Why don't scientists trust atoms anymore? Because they make up everything!
52. What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
53. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
54. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
55. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
56. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
57. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
58. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
59. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
60. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
61. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
62. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
63. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
64. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
65. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
66. Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
67. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
68. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
69. Why don't scientists trust atoms anymore? Because they make up everything!
70. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
71. How does a farmer mend his pants? With cabbage patches.
72. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
73. What's the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty.
74. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
75. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
76. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
77. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
78. What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
79. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
80. What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
81. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
82. Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're really good at it.
83. What's brown and sticky? A stick.
84. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
85. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut.
86. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
87. Why don't scientists trust atoms anymore? Because they make up everything!
88. What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
89. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don'thave the guts.
90. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
91. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
92. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
93. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
94. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
95. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
96. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
97. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
98. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
99. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
snowman clean Jokes in english 2023
100. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
101. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
102. How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience.
103. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping? A dino-snore.
104. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
105. How does a squid go into battle? Well-armed.
106. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
107. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.
108. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
109. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut.
110. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
111. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
112. What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.
113. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
114. Why don't scientists trust atoms anymore? Because they make up everything.
115. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
116. Why was the scarecrow promoted? Because he was outstanding in his field.
117. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
118. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
119. What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner.
120. Why don't elephants use computers? Because they're afraid of the mouse.
121. How does a dog stop a video? It presses the paws button.
122. What's the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
123. Why don't melons get married? Because they can't elope.
124. What do you call a snowman with a sunburn? A puddle.
125. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
126. What kind of music do mummies listen to? Wrap music.
127. How do you make a lemon drop? Just let it fall.
128. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
129. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
130. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
131. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
132. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
133. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut.
134. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
135. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
136. Why don't scientists trust atoms anymore? Because they make up everything.
137. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
138. How does a farmer mend his pants? With cabbage patches.
139. What's the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty.
140. What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner.
141. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
142. Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're really good at it.
sticky clean Jokes in english 2023
143. What's brown and sticky? A stick.
144. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
145. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut.
146. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
147. Why don't scientists trust atoms anymore? Because they make up everything.
148. What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
149. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
150. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.