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1. Why did Naruto go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling Sasuke.
2. What do you call it when Naruto buys a house?
Homeage!
3. What did Naruto say to the ramen?
"I'll never leaf you!"
4. Why did Naruto open a bakery?
Because he wanted to become a "Hokage"!
5. What's Naruto's favorite type of exercise?
Nin-ja Aerobics!
6. How does Naruto keep his garden looking nice?
He uses his "Shadow Clone-shears"!
7. What do you call it when Naruto falls asleep at the beach?
A "Sandy Jutsu"!
8. Why did Naruto become a soccer player?
Because he always wanted to score a "Goal-kage"!
9. What did Naruto say when he saw Sasuke eating too much ramen?
"You're really sasu-keeling over!"
10. Why was Naruto bad at math?
Because he couldn't do the "multiplication" sign!
11. What do you call a competition between Naruto and Sasuke to see who can eat the most ramen?
A "Ramen Showdown"!
12. What did Naruto say to Sasuke when they had a disagreement?
"Let's settle this like true Shinobi - Rock, Paper, Sasuke!"
13. Why did Naruto bring a ladder to the Chunin Exams?
Because he wanted to "climb the ranks"!
14. What do you call it when Naruto trips and falls?
A "Naru-tumble"!
15. Why did Naruto go to the beach with his friends?
Because he wanted to catch some "Sakura-tan"!
16. What's Naruto's favorite rock band?
"Linkin Park-our"!
17. Why did Naruto bring a fishing rod to battle?
Because he heard he could "catch a Koi-kyubi"!
18. What's Naruto's favorite type of pizza?
"Pepper-ramen-i"!
19. What did Naruto say to the spider in his bedroom?
"Sorry, but I'm a "Web-nin" too!"
20. Why did Naruto never need to study for exams?
Because he always used his "Justu-tion"!
21. What's Naruto's favorite kind of music?
"Rock Lee"!
22. What did Naruto say when he saw a slice of cheese?
"That's grate!"
23. Why did Naruto become a chef?
Because he wanted to be a "Ramen-uchiha"!
24. What do you call it when Naruto goes on a shopping spree?
A "Konoha-tion"!
25. Why did Naruto bring a ladder to the library?
Because he wanted to reach the "Book-age"!
26. What did Naruto say when he got a new pair of shoes?
"These are Sasu-Keen!"
27. Why did Naruto become a painter?
Because he wanted to master the "Art of Sasu-ketch"!
28. What do you call it when Naruto and Sasuke go on a picnic?
A "Bento Battle"!
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29. Why did Naruto start a garden?
Because he wanted to grow a "Ram-en tree"!
30. What's Naruto's favorite type of dance?
"Kage-style"!
31. Why did Naruto join a circus?
Because he wanted to be a "Juggl-er"!
32. What do you call it when Naruto loses his keys?
A "Mis-placen"!
33. Why did Naruto become a plumber?
Because he heard he could "unclog the Nine Tails"!
34. What did Naruto say when he discovered a new flavor of ramen?
"This is Tobi-licious!"
35. Why did Naruto bring a ladder to the theater?
Because he wanted to see the "Balco-nee"!
36. What do you call it when Naruto and Sasuke have a cooking contest?
A "Ramen Rivalry"!
37. Why did Naruto become a barber?
Because he wanted to give people "Spikey Haircuts"!
38. What did Naruto say when he saw a squirrel?
"Hey, Sasuke, look! It's a Sharingan!"
39. Why did Naruto become a lifeguard?
Because he wanted to make sure everyone stayed "Water-kage"!
40. What's Naruto's favorite type of car?
A "Nin-Jeep"!
41. Why did Naruto join a band?
Because he wanted to be a "Rock-Hokage"!
42. What did Naruto say when he saw a bunch of ants?
"Look, Sasuke! It's an "Ant-goo Sharingan"!
43. Why did Naruto become a teacher?
Because he wanted to give lessons on "Believe-it-ology"!
44. What do you call it when Naruto gets a new pet turtle?
A "Narutoise"!
45. Why did Naruto start a garden club?
Because he wanted to learn about "Greenjutsu"!
46. What did Naruto say when he got a speeding ticket?
"But officer, I was just trying to "Ninja-ja" to my destination!"
47. Why did Naruto bring a ladder to the cinema?
Because he wanted to reach the "Balco-naruto"!
48. What do you call it when Naruto and Sasuke become stand-up comedians?
"The Joke-age Brothers"!
49. Why did Naruto become a tailor?
Because he wanted to sew some "Shinobi-Threads"!
50. What did Naruto say when he saw a frog playing a guitar?
"That's un-frog-ettable!"
51. Why did Naruto bring a ladder to the shopping mall?
Because he wanted to reach the "Sale-ge"!
52. What do you call it when Naruto and Sasuke have a race?
A "Ninja Dash"!
53. Why did Naruto start a basketball team?
Because he wanted to "Slam-dunkage"!
54. What did Naruto say when he saw a cloud?
"Hey, Sasuke! That cloud looks like Ramen!"
55. Why did Naruto become a tour guide?
Because he wanted to show people the "Naruto-riffic" sights!
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56. What do you call it when Naruto and Sasuke become magicians?
The "Magic-kage Brothers"!
57. Why did Naruto bring a ladder to the gym?
Because he wanted to reach the "Pull-up-age"!
58. What did Naruto say when he saw a snail?
"Hey, Sasuke! That snail has a Shell-shinobi!"
59. Why did Naruto start a pet grooming business?
Because he wanted to style some "Fur-ninjas"!
60. What do you call it when Naruto and Sasuke have a rap battle?
A "Ninjitsu Freestyle"!
61. Why did Naruto bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to see the "Balco-rocker"!
62. What did Naruto say when he saw a bee?
"Hey, Sasuke! That bee has a "Sting-jutsu"!"
63. Why did Naruto become a DJ?
Because he wanted to spin some "Beats of Youth"!
64. What do you call it when Naruto and Sasuke have a singing competition?
A "Vocal Jutsu Showdown"!
65. Why did Naruto bring a ladder to the party?
Because he wanted to reach the "Balco-naruto"!
66. What did Naruto say when he saw a peacock?
"Hey, Sasuke! That bird has a "Feather-no-jutsu"!"
67. Why did Naruto become a fashion designer?
Because he wanted to create "Hokage Couture"!
68. What do you call it when Naruto and Sasuke become chefs?
The "Culinary Kage Brothers"!
69. Why did Naruto bring a ladder to the amusement park?
Because he wanted to reach the "Balco-rollercoaster"!
70. What did Naruto say when he saw a cow?
"Hey, Sasuke! That cow has "Milk-Jutsu"!"
71. Why did Naruto become a musician?
Because he wanted to play the "Shinobi-trumpet"!
72. What do you call it when Naruto and Sasuke have a dance-off?
A "Ninja Groove Battle"!
73. Why did Naruto bring a ladder to the zoo?
Because he wanted to reach the "Balco-nkey"!
74. What did Naruto say when he saw a sheep?
"Hey, Sasuke! That sheep has "Wool-jutsu"!"
75. Why did Naruto become a filmmaker?
Because he wanted to direct "Blockbuster no Jutsu"!
76. What do you call it when Naruto and Sasuke become painters?
The "Artistic Kage Brothers"!
77. Why did Naruto bring a ladder to the library?
Because he wanted to reach the "Balco-nanija"!
78. What did Naruto say when he saw a horse?
"Hey, Sasuke! That horse has "Hoof-jutsu"!"
79. Why did Naruto become a scientist?
Because he wanted to study "Nin-juton"!
80. What do you call it when Naruto and Sasuke become wrestlers?
The "Suplex Kage Brothers"!
81. Why did Naruto bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to see the "Balco-nardo"!
82. What did Naruto say when he saw a pig?
"Hey, Sasuke! That pig has "Bacon-jutsu"!"
83. Why did Naruto become a photographer?
Because he wanted to capture the "Kodak-age" moments!
84. What do you call it when Naruto and Sasuke become pilots?
The "Sky Kage Brothers"!
85. Why did Naruto bring a ladder to the gym?
Because he wanted to reach the "Balco-nse"!
86. What did Naruto say when he saw a lion?
"Hey, Sasuke! That lion has "Roar-jutsu"!"
87. Why did Naruto become a comedian?
Because he wanted to master the "Jutsu of Laughter"!
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88. What do you call it when Naruto and Sasuke become firefighters?
The "Rescue Kage Brothers"!
89. Why did Naruto bring a ladder to the park?
Because he wanted to reach the "Balco-nic"!
90. What did Naruto say when he saw a snake?
"Hey, Sasuke! That snake has "Bite-jutsu"!"
91. Why did Naruto become a detective?
Because he wanted to solve "Mystery no Jutsu"!
92. What do you call it when Naruto and Sasuke become bakers?
The "Bread Kage Brothers"!
93. Why did Naruto bring a ladder to the beach?
Because he wanted to reach the "Balco-nic"!
94. What did Naruto say when he saw a bear?
"Hey, Sasuke! That bear has "Claw-jutsu"!"
95. Why did Naruto become a hairstylist?
Because he wanted to create "Hokage Hairdos"!
96. What do you call it when Naruto and Sasuke become astronauts?
The "Space Kage Brothers"!
97. Why did Naruto bring a ladder to the theater?
Because he wanted to see the "Balco-nema"!
98. What did Naruto say when he saw a fish?
"Hey, Sasuke! That fish has "Swim-jutsu"!"
99. Why did Naruto become a mechanic?
Because he wanted to master the "Engine-jutsu"!
100. What do you call it when Naruto and Sasuke become architects?
The "Blueprint Kage Brothers"!
101. Why did Naruto bring a ladder to the restaurant?
Because he wanted to reach the "Balco-nner"!
102. What did Naruto say when he saw a bird?
"Hey, Sasuke! That bird has "Fly-jutsu"!"
103. Why did Naruto become a magician?
Because he wanted to perform "Jutsu Tricks"!
104. What do you call it when Naruto and Sasuke become farmers?
The "Harvest Kage Brothers"!
105. Why did Naruto bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to see the "Balco-nductor"!
106. What did Naruto say when he saw a deer?
"Hey, Sasuke! That deer has "Antler-jutsu"!"
107. Why did Naruto become a firefighter?
Because he wanted to extinguish "Flame no Jutsu"!
108. What do you call it when Naruto and Sasuke become doctors?
The "Healing Kage Brothers"!
109. Why did Naruto bring a ladder to the park?
Because he wanted to reach the "Balco-nifer"!
110. What did Naruto say when he saw a kangaroo?
"Hey, Sasuke! That kangaroo has "Hop-jutsu"!"
111. Why did Naruto become a chef?
Because he wanted to serve "Ninja Cuisine"!
112. What do you call it when Naruto and Sasuke become teachers?
The "Knowledge Kage Brothers"!
113. Why did Naruto bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to see the "Balco-nductor"!
114. What did Naruto say when he saw a turtle?
"Hey, Sasuke! That turtle has "Shell-jutsu"!"
115. Why did Naruto become a race car driver?
Because he wanted to speed through the "Ninja Tracks"!
116. What do you call it when Naruto and Sasuke become lawyers?
The "Justice Kage Brothers"!
117. Why did Naruto bring a ladder to the beach?
Because he wanted to reach the "Balco-nic"!
118. What did Naruto say when he saw a butterfly?
"Hey, Sasuke! That butterfly has "Flutter-jutsu"!"
119. Why did Naruto become a fitness trainer?
Because he wanted to teach "Ninja Workout Techniques"!
120. What do you call it when Naruto and Sasuke become scientists?
The "Invention Kage Brothers"!
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121. Why did Naruto bring a ladder to the theater?
Because he wanted to see the "Balco-nema"!
122. What did Naruto say when he saw a bee?
"Hey, Sasuke! That bee has "Buzz-jutsu"!"
123. Why did Naruto become a tailor?
Because he wanted to stitch "Ninja Outfits"!
124. What do you call it when Naruto and Sasuke become detectives?
The "Investigation Kage Brothers"!
125. Why did Naruto bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to see the "Balco-nardo"!
126. What did Naruto say when he saw a squirrel?
"Hey, Sasuke! That squirrel has "Nut-jutsu"!"
127. Why did Naruto become a musician?
Because he wanted to play the "Shinobi-trumpet"!
128. What do you call it when Naruto and Sasuke become pilots?
The "Sky Kage Brothers"!
129. Why did Naruto bring a ladder to the gym?
Because he wanted to reach the "Balco-nse"!
130. What did Naruto say when he saw a pig?
"Hey, Sasuke! That pig has "Bacon-jutsu"!"
131. Why did Naruto become a photographer?
Because he wanted to capture the "Kodak-age" moments!
132. What do you call it when Naruto and Sasuke become wrestlers?
The "Suplex Kage Brothers"!
133. Why did Naruto bring a ladder to the library?
Because he wanted to reach the "Balco-nanija"!
134. What did Naruto say when he saw a horse?
"Hey, Sasuke! That horse has "Hoof-jutsu"!"
135. Why did Naruto become a scientist?
Because he wanted to study "Nin-juton"!
136. What do you call it when Naruto and Sasuke become bakers?
The "Bread Kage Brothers"!
137. Why did Naruto bring a ladder to the amusement park?
Because he wanted to reach the "Balco-rollercoaster"!
138. What did Naruto say when he saw a bear?
"Hey, Sasuke! That bear has "Claw-jutsu"!"
139. Why did Naruto become a hairstylist?
Because he wanted to create "Hokage Hairdos"!
140. What do you call it when Naruto and Sasuke become astronauts?
The "Space Kage Brothers"!
141. Why did Naruto bring a ladder to the gym?
Because he wanted to reach the "Balco-nse"!
142. What did Naruto say when he saw a lion?
"Hey, Sasuke! That lion has "Roar-jutsu"!"
143. Why did Naruto become a comedian?
Because he wanted to master the "Jutsu of Laughter"!
144. What do you call it when Naruto and Sasuke become firefighters?
The "Rescue Kage Brothers"!
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145. Why did Naruto bring a ladder to the park?
Because he wanted to reach the "Balco-nic"!
146. What did Naruto say when he saw a snake?
"Hey, Sasuke! That snake has "Bite-jutsu"!"
147. Why did Naruto become a mechanic?
Because he wanted to master the "Engine-jutsu"!
148. What do you call it when Naruto and Sasuke become architects?
The "Blueprint Kage Brothers"!
149. Why did Naruto bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to see the "Balco-nductor"!
150. What did Naruto say when he saw a bird?
"Hey, Sasuke! That bird has "Fly-jutsu"!"