gummy bear latest 5 year kids jokes 2023
1. Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems!
2. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
3. What did the bee say to the flower?
"Hi, honey!"
4. What did one hat say to the other hat?
"You stay here, I'll go on ahead!"
5. How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it!
6. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
7. Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
8. How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut!
9. What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bull-dozer!
10. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield!
cookie latest 5 year kids jokes 2023
1. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crummy!
2. What do you call a dinosaur that's sleeping?
A dino-snore!
3. How does a cow count?
With a cow-culator!
4. What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
5. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn't peeling well!
6. What did one plate say to the other plate?
Dinner is on me!
7. How do you fix a broken tomato?
With tomato paste!
8. What do you call a bear with no ears?
B!
9. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because it was stuffed!
10. What's a frog's favorite drink?
Croak-a-cola!
11. Why did the chicken go to the seance?
To talk to the other side!
12. What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine!
13. Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts!
14. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman!
15. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!
16. What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
17. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
"Between you and me, something smells!"
corner latest 5 year kids jokes 2023
18. What did one wall say to the other wall?
"I'll meet you at the corner!"
19. Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
20. What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese!
21. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
22. What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
"I think I'm coming down with something!"
23. What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh!
24. How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut!
25. Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
26. How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it!
27. What's brown and sticky?
A stick!
28. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
29. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
30. What did one hat say to the other hat?
"You stay here, I'll go on ahead!"
31. What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bull-dozer!
32. What did one volcano say to the other volcano?
"I lava you!"
33. How do you organize a space party?
You planet!
sourpuss latest 5 year kids jokes 2023
34. Why was the computer cold?
It left its Windows open!
35. What do you call a cat that likes to eat lemons?
A sourpuss!
36. Why did the lion eat the tightrope walker?
Because he wanted a well-balanced meal!
37. Why don't ants ever get sick?
Because they have little anty-bodies!
38. Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed!
39. How do you make a pirate furious?
Take away the "p"!
40. Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
41. What do you call a fish with two knees?
A two-knee fish!
42. What did one wall say to the other wall?
"I'll meet you at the corner!"
43. Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
44. Why don't dinosaurs ever clap their hands?
Because they're extinct!
45. What kind of bird can write?
A penguin!
46. How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut!
47. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman!
48. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
49. Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts!
50. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite!
51. What did the big flower say to the little flower?
"Hi, bud!"
52. What do you get if you cross a cow and a duck?
Milk and quackers!
53. How do you catch a runaway dog?
Hide behind a tree and make a sound like a bone!
54. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
salad latest 5 year kids jokes 2023
55. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
56. What did the tie say to the hat?
"You go on ahead, I'll just hang around!"
57. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman!
58. Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
59. How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it!
60. What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh!
61. What did one plate say to the other plate?
"Lunch is on me!"
62. Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
63. Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems!
64. What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese!
65. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
66. What did the ocean say to the shore?
Nothing, it just waved!
67. Why did the robot go on a diet?
It had too many bytes!
68. How do you make a lemon drop?
Just let it fall!
69. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn't peeling well!
70. What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree!
ducks latest 5 year kids jokes 2023
71. Why don't ducks tell jokes when they fly?
Because they would quack up!
72. What did one hat say to the other hat?
"You stay here, I'll go on ahead!"
73. What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bull-dozer!
74. Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
75. What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese!
76. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
77. What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
"I think I'm coming down with something!"
78. What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh!
79. How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut!
80. Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
81. How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it!
82. What's brown and sticky?
A stick!
83. Why did the scarecrow
win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
84. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
85. What did one hat say to the other hat?
"You stay here, I'll go on ahead!"
86. What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bull-dozer!
87. What did one volcano say to the other volcano?
"I lava you!"
88. How do you organize a space party?
You planet!
89. Why was the computer cold?
It left its Windows open!
90. What do you call a cat that likes to eat lemons?
A sourpuss!
tightrope latest 5 year kids jokes 2023
91. Why did the lion eat the tightrope walker?
Because he wanted a well-balanced meal!
92. Why don't ants ever get sick?
Because they have little anty-bodies!
93. Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed!
94. How do you make a pirate furious?
Take away the "p"!
95. Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
96. What do you call a fish with two knees?
A two-knee fish!
97. What kind of key can't open locks?
A donkey!
98. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A thesaurus!
99. How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it!
100. Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts!
cow latest 5 year kids jokes 2023
101. What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef!
102. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
103. What did one wall say to the other wall?
"I'll meet you at the corner!"
104. Why don't dinosaurs ever clap their hands?
Because they're extinct!
105. How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut!
106. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!
107. Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
108. How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it!
109. What's brown and sticky?
A stick!
110. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
111. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
112. What did one hat say to the other hat?
"You stay here, I'll go on ahead!"
113. What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bull-dozer!
114. Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
115. What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese!
116. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
117. What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
"I think I'm coming down with something!"
118. What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh!
119. How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut!
120. Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
121. How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it!
122. What's brown and sticky?
A stick!
123. Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts!
124. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite!
125. What did the big flower say to the little flower?
"Hi, bud!"
126. What do you get if you cross a cow and a duck?
Milk and quackers!
127. How do you catch a runaway dog?
Hide behind a tree and make a sound like a bone!
snowman latest 5 year kids jokes 2023
128. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman!
129. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
130. What did the ocean say to the shore?
Nothing, it just waved!
131. Why did the robot go on a diet?
It had too many bytes!
132. How do you make a lemon drop?
Just let it fall!
133. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn't peeling well!
134. What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree!
135. Why don't ducks tell jokes when they fly?
Because they would quack up!
136. What did one hat say to the other hat?
"You stay here, I'll go on ahead!"
137. What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bull-dozer!
138. Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
139. What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese!
140. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
141. What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
"I
think I'm coming down with something!"
142. What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh!
143. How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut!
144. Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
145. How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it!
sticky latest 5 year kids jokes 2023
146. What's brown and sticky?
A stick!
147. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
148. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
149. What did one hat say to the other hat?
"You stay here, I'll go on ahead!"
150. What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bull-dozer!
151. What did one volcano say to the other volcano?
"I lava you!"
152. How do you organize a space party?
You planet!
153. Why was the computer cold?
It left its Windows open!
154. What do you call a cat that likes to eat lemons?
A sourpuss!
155. Why did the lion eat the tightrope walker?
Because he wanted a well-balanced meal!
156. Why don't ants ever get sick?
Because they have little anty-bodies!
157. Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed!
158. How do you make a pirate furious?
Take away the "p"!
159. Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
160. What do you call a fish with two knees?
A two-knee fish!
161. What kind of key can't open locks?
A donkey!
162. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A thesaurus!
163. How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it!
164. What's the best time to go to the dentist?
Tooth-hurty!
165. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
166. How do you make a fire with two sticks?
Make sure one of them is a matchstick!
167. What kind of tree grows in your hand?
A palm tree!
karate latest 5 year kids jokes 2023
168. What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A pork chop!
169. How do you know if a vampire is sick?
They start coffin!
170. What do you call a cow that plays the piano?
Moosician!
171. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
172. What's a frog's favorite drink?
Croak-a-cola!
173. Why don't ducks tell jokes when they fly?
Because they would quack up!
174. What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh!
175. How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut!
176. Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
177. How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it!
178. What's brown and sticky?
A stick!
179. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
180. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
181. What did one hat say to the other hat?
"You stay here, I'll go on ahead!"
182. What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bull-dozer!
183. Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
184. What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese!
185. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
186. What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
"I think I'm coming down with something!"
187. What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh!
squirrel latest 5 year kids jokes 2023
188. How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut!
189. Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
190. How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it!
191. What's brown and sticky?
A stick!
192. Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts!
193. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite!
194. What did the big flower say to the little flower?
"Hi, bud!"
195. What do you get if you cross a cow and a duck?
Milk and quackers!
196. How do you catch a runaway dog?
Hide behind a tree and make a sound like a bone!
197. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman!
198. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
199. What did the ocean say to the shore?
Nothing, it just waved!
200. Why did the robot go on a diet?
It had too many bytes!