elephants latest animal kids jokes 2023
1. Why don't elephants use computers?
Because they're afraid of the mouse!
2. What did the baby owl say to its mom?
"You're owl-right!"
3. Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
4. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
5. How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut!
6. What did one bee say to the other bee on their way to school?
"Bee-hive yourself!"
7. Why don't sharks eat clowns?
Because they taste funny!
8. What do you call a pig that knows karate?
Pork chop!
9. What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh!
10. What do you get if you cross a snake and a pie?
A pie-thon!
11. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
12. What do you call a playful panda?
A jolly panda!
13. Why did the chicken go to the seance?
To talk to the other side!
14. How does a bee get to school?
By school buzz!
15. What do you call a frog that's illegally parked?
Toad!
sheep latest animal kids jokes 2023
16. Why did the sheep go to the library?
To find some baaaa-ks to read!
17. What do you call a bear with no ears?
B!
18. What did one spider say to another at the computer?
"Surf the web!"
19. What do you call a group of musical whales?
An orca-stra!
20. Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the shell station!
21. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
22. Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts!
23. Why did the lion eat the tightrope walker?
He wanted a well-balanced meal!
24. What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer!
25. What's black and white and red all over?
A zebra with a sunburn!
26. Why don't ducks tell jokes when they fly?
Because they might quack up!
27. How do you organize a space party?
You planet!
28. Why did the monkey like the banana?
Because it had appeal!
29. What kind of key opens a banana?
A monkey!
30. What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!
31. Why did the chicken go to the seance?
To talk to the other side!
32. How does a bee get to school?
By school buzz!
33. Why did the horse sit on the fence?
It wanted to be a jump horse!
34. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
35. What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
36. Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the shell station!
37. How do you communicate with a fish?
Drop it a line!
38. What's the best way to catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut!
39. What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A bloodhound!
40. Why don't elephants use computers?
Because they're afraid of the mouse!
41. What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
Bison!
squirrel latest animal kids jokes 2023
42. How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut!
43. What do you call a bear with no ears?
B!
44. How do you know if there's an elephant under your bed?
Your head hits the ceiling!
45. What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud!
46. What do you get if you cross a snake and a pie?
A pie-thon!
47. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
Try-try-try-ceratops!
48. How do you stop a rhino from charging?
Take away its credit card!
49. Why do birds fly south in the winter?
It's too far to walk!
50. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
51. What's a frog's favorite candy?
Lollihops!
52. What do you call a cat that likes to dig in the sand?
Sandy claws!
53. What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh!
54. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
55. What kind of bees produce milk?
Boobees!
56. Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they are shellfish!
57. What do you call a bear with no teeth and no claws?
A gummy bear!
58. Why don't dogs make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
59. What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Hissss-tory!
60. How do you communicate with a fish?
Drop it a line!
61. Why don't ants ever get sick?
Because they have little anty-bodies!
62. How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
63. Why don't elephants use computers?
Because they're afraid of the mouse!
64. What's a dog's favorite instrument?
A trom-bone!
monkey latest animal kids jokes 2023
65. What do you call a monkey that loves potato chips?
A chipmunk!
66. Why did the chicken go to the seance?
To talk to the other side!
67. How do bees get to school?
On the school buzz!
68. What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef!
69. What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
70. How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut!
71. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
72. What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?
Bison!
73. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
74. How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it!
75. What's black and white and red all over?
A sunburnt zebra!
76. Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts!
77. What did the horse say when it fell?
"I've fallen and I can't giddyup!"
78. Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems!
79. What kind of key opens a banana?
A monkey!
80. What do you call a pile of cats?
A meowtain!
81. What do you call a bear without any teeth?
A gummy bear!
82. How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut!
83. What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh!
bear latest animal kids jokes 2023
84. What do you call a bear with no ears?
B!
85. What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?
A maybee!
86. How do you know if there's an elephant under your bed?
Your nose is touching the ceiling!
87. Why don't ducks tell jokes when they fly?
Because they might quack up!
88. How do you organize a space party?
You planet!
89. What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A pork chop!
90. What did the spider do on the computer?
Made a website!
91. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
92. What's a cat's favorite color?
Purrr-ple!
93. What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Hiss-tory!
94. Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts!
95. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!
96. What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk!
97. What's a cow's favorite subject?
Moosic!
98. What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh!
99. How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut!
100. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
101. Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they are shellfish!
102. What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
It let out a little wine!
103. What's a rabbit's favorite dance style?
Hip-hop!
104.Why did the chicken go to space?
To visit the "egg-stronauts"!
105. What do you get if you cross a bird and a snake?
A feathered snake!
106. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
107. What do you get if you cross a tiger and a kangaroo?
A striped jumper!
108. Why don't elephants use computers?
Because they're afraid of the mouse!
109. How do you talk to a giant?
Use big words!
110. What's a dog's favorite instrument?
The trom-bone!
111. Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs!
dinosaur latest animal kids jokes 2023
112. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A thesaurus!
113. Why don't ants ever get sick?
Because they have little anty-bodies!
114. What do you call a fish that wears a crown?
King fish!
115. What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk!
116. How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut!
117. Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems!
118. What did the big flower say to the little flower?
"Hi, bud!"
119. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
120. What did one wall say to the other wall?
"I'll meet you at the corner!"
121. What do you call a bear with no ears?
B!
122. What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bull-dozer!
123. What's black and white and red all over?
A sunburnt zebra!
124. Why don't ducks tell jokes when they fly?
Because they might quack up!
125. How do you organize a space party?
You planet!
126. What did one cow say to the other cow in the field?
"Mooove over!"
127. Why did the chicken go to the seance?
To talk to the other side!
128. What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef!
129. What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
130. How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut!
131. Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts!
fish latest animal kids jokes 2023
132. What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh!
133. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
134. How do you know if there's an elephant under your bed?
Your head hits the ceiling!
135. What do you get if you cross a snake and a pie?
A pie-thon!
136. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
Try-try-try-ceratops!
137. How do you stop a rhino from charging?
Take away its credit card!
138. Why do birds fly south in the winter?
It's too far to walk!
139. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
140. What's a frog's favorite candy?
Lollihops!
141. What do you call a cat that likes to dig in the sand?
Sandy claws!
142. What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh!
143. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
144. What do you call a group of musical whales?
An orca-stra!
145. Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the shell station!
146. How do you communicate with a fish?
Drop it a line!
147. What's the best way to catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut!
148. What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A bloodhound!
149. Why don't elephants use computers?
Because they're afraid of the mouse!
150. What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
Bison!
151. How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut!
152. What do you call a bear with no ears?
B!
153. How do you know if there's an elephant under your bed?
Your nose is touching the ceiling!
154. What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud!
155. What do you get if you cross a snake and a pie?
A pie-thon!
156. What do you call a dinosaur that's easily annoyed?
A frazzledactyl!
157. What do you call a bear with no teeth and no claws?
A gummy bear!
158. Why don't dogs make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
159. What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Hissss-tory!
160. How do you communicate with a fish?
Drop it a line!
161. Why don't ants ever get sick?
Because they have little anty-bodies!
162. What do you call a cow that plays an instrument?
A moo-sician!
163. What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador!
164. Why did the bird go to school?
To get a little "tweet"-ucation!
165. How do you catch a squirrel with no legs?
Unique up on it!
166. What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?
A bah-humbug!
167. Why did the crab never share his food?
Because he was a little shellfish!
168. What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
A moo-sician!
169. How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut!
170. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
171. How do you communicate with a fish?
Drop it a line!
172. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
173. What do you call a cat that loves to bowl?
Strike-a-purr!
174. How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut!
175. What do you call a bear with no ears?
B!
176. Why don't elephants use computers?
Because they're afraid of the mouse!
177. What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
Bison!
178. How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut!
179. What do you call a bear with no ears?
B!
180. How do you know if there's an elephant under your bed?
Your nose is touching the ceiling!
sheep latest animal kids jokes 2023
181. What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud!
182. What do you get if you cross a snake and a pie?
A pie-thon!
183. What do you call a dinosaur that's easily annoyed?
A frazzledactyl!
184. What do you call a bear with no teeth and no claws?
A gummy bear!
185. Why don't dogs make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
186. What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Hissss-tory!
187. How do you communicate with a fish?
Drop it a line!
188. Why don't ants ever get sick?
Because they have little anty-bodies!
189. What do you call a cow that plays an instrument?
A moo-sician!
190. What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador!
191. Why did the bird go to school?
To get a little "tweet"-ucation!
192. How do you catch a squirrel with no legs?
Unique up on it!
193. What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?
A bah-humbug!
194. Why did the crab never share his food?
Because he was a little shellfish!
195. What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
A moo-sician!
196. How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut!
197. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
198. How do you communicate with a fish?
Drop it a line!
199. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
200. What do you call a cat that loves to bowl?
Strike